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A thread of haikus....

#1

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

...where you post your own poems,
of East origin.


#2

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Haikus, asked to give
None provided for the thread
OP failed us all.


#3

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

We had this thread once
Our work was left unfinished
Let us start anew.


#4

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Bitburger tastes good,
while studying hard for test.
It helps ease my nerves.


#5

bhamv3

bhamv3

I'm feeling hungry
I think I'll get some lunch now
Maybe a sandwich


#6

figmentPez

figmentPez

I had to write one today for class:

Distraction is near
Relevance is subjective
Choose your focus, now.


#7

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

"I'm" flustered me once,
in terms of syllable count.
I now, know the truth.


#8

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Inevitable
Just like a leaf on the wind
Whedon killed again


#9

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Logic confuses me.
Euler and Venn diagrams suck.
I still have an A.


#10

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Shit. It's nine. I'm late.
Quickly shave, I cut my face.
God dammit, Sunday.


#11

Jay

Jay

He tried to save you
If only he can stop you
The Marauder Shields


#12

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Cheetor's one daughter,
is Rarity's one sister.
Voice acting is weird.


#13

drifter

drifter

ヰアブ同や
夏の間ブルマ
大好きです

I look forward to the derision of any actual speakers.


#14

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

But Yoshimickster,
why would you start such a thread,
you silly person?


#15

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Some Fallout haikus:

Flitting, stinging bug
Cazadors of the wasteland
Your head feels woozy...

Invisible dogs
Always too many of them
Part rattlesnake, too.

Tread carefully here
Be sure to cripple the legs
Run! Fucking Deathclaws!


#16

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Cheesy1 said:
But Yoshimickster,
why would you start such a thread,
you silly person?
Click to expand...
A man of haiku,
this one works to be well at.
One of my passions.


#17

strawman

strawman

To attempt haiku
I read Wikipedia
And know I cannot.

Meter is easy
but the kiru and kigo
Constantly evade

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku


#18

Dirona

Dirona

There once was a man
from Nantucket...oops, sorry
this is not that thread.


#19

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

My precioussssss
Bagginses are tricksy
In the dark I cry.


#20

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

You gotta fight(fight),
For your right(right) to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartay!
That song is quite fun.

My head is heavy,
my eyes feel like ball bearings,
I may need sleep soon.


#21

drifter

drifter

stienman said:
To attempt haiku
I read Wikipedia
And know I cannot.

Meter is easy
but the kiru and kigo
Constantly evade

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
Click to expand...

There is the on, too;
counting morae in English
would also be hard.


#22

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

MORE FALLOUT HAIKUS

Skin peeling away
Healed by radiation
Feral and deadly

Eight legs and two claws
Radscorpions, skittering
A tail that stings

Green-grey or yellow
manic Nightkin are blue skinned
The Master's Army

Six feet that are hands
A super mutant's best friend
Ugh, centaurs are gross

Hopped up on psycho
The fiends charge, their guns blazing
Just moving targets


#23

bhamv3

bhamv3

I activate VATS
Time seems to hover in place
And I get to fire my guns or swing my weapons many more times than should be permitted by the rules of physics


#24

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cooking eggs and steak​
Fiercely people do battle​
On matters of taste.​


#25

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

A song from my youth,
forever haunting my mind!
"Duck Tales! (A-woo-hoo!)"


#26

PatrThom

PatrThom

Late to the party
Counting syllables when I
Should be counting sheep

--Patrick


#27

jwhouk

jwhouk

Refs are back, oh joy!
Now if only we could end
The hockey lock out


#28

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Going to party,
at my best friend Tommy's house.
Cheap alcohol though.


#29

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Lay my weary head
to travel to distant lands
that only dreams make.


#30

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

A beer in my hand,
a key-board in my fingers,
this blessed night.

The party was all right,
though I was hoping for more.
Maybe better beer.


#31

strawman

strawman

Asleep. Turn over.
The gravity of this choice
appears black and blue.


#32

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

The day of my birth,
a day after Pez's birth.
Fun coincidence.


#33

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I came into thread
Hoping for boobies
I am disappoint


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#34

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Alas, CrimsonSoul
But this thread is boobies free.
Though you could try here


#35

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Happy birthday me,
I am drunk as a five skunks,
this is a good day.


#36

BananaHands

BananaHands

I can't pick up things
In this current state of mine
With these damn banana hands.


#37

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Your banana hands,
are better than pudding hands.
They are more solid.


#38

BananaHands

BananaHands

I guess I could say
One thing about these hands here
they are a-peeling.


#39

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Orange you so glad,
that it ended in a pun?
Depends on the person.


#40

BananaHands

BananaHands

You started on one
You don't have to just pick fruit
Although it is sweet.


#41

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I do not like suite,
they are too pricey for me.
I prefer plain rates.


#42

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Boop de Boop de Boop
Ring ring ring banana phone
Boop de Boop de boop


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#43

strawman

strawman

I have solved fusion.
The solution is too large
For this small haiku.


#44

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Dodgers, it ends now!
The Giants ring your death knell!
No playoffs for you!


#45

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

In sit on a stool,
in the night bar of my min.
The devil sits close.


#46

jwhouk

jwhouk

Brewers playoff hopes
Gone with the Texas wind now
So much for no Prince


#47

drifter

drifter

Bears defense played well;
Tony Romo, not so much.
Chucky loves cocaine.


#48

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

A short test I have,
I am not worried the least.
They are quite easy.


#49

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Much litter was left,
in my cafeteria.
My peers are all slobs.


#50

jwhouk

jwhouk

NHL cancels
First week of games for season
ESPN yawns


#51

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

J8HgH.jpg


#52

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Relaxed fitted pants,
unrestrict my stomach line.
Pants like these I love.


#53

Gusto

Gusto

Gilgamesh said:
View attachment 8377
Click to expand...
If the title of that chart was something like "I find a haiku:", then the chart itself would be a haiku.


#54

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Going to give blood,
at the fire company.
Hope they have cookies.


#55

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Murky mud coffee
its energy flows through me
I live once again


#56

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Coffee is tasty,
but one month I must abstain.
Health reasons you know.


#57

jwhouk

jwhouk

Cards win wild card game
On infield fly rule bad call
Garbage fail, Turner.


#58

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

That WAS a bad call.
But those errors were bad too.
Feel bad for Chipper.


#59

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

My brain feels heavy,
like a warm spongey sweater.
No caffeine diet.


#60

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Yum ravioli!
Warm cheesy pasta goodness.
I ate way too much.


#61

jwhouk

jwhouk

Forty five years now
my life up on this planet
And free food coupons!


#62

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Broccoli rabb, cheese,
and fresh tomatoe slices.
A tasty sandwich.

Oh Super Meat boy,
Why are you so fucking hard?
I keep sliding off.


#63

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

This one is typing,
in the double post manner.
Wanted to haiku.


#64

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I sit in my chair
Net surfing without a care
Rhyming with great flare


#65

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Haikus hard to rhyme,
with ending words most of time.
Uh...Optimus Prime.


#66

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

The sweep is complete!
Your World Series Champions:
THE S.F. GIANTS!!!!!


#67

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Cheese covered nachos,
I had with tasty salsa.
Great for days like this.


#68

jwhouk

jwhouk

Hurricane Sandy
Wiping out the Eastern Coast
Rest of country yawns


#69

Dave

Dave

Went to the doctor.
Ultrasound of my junk. Yay!
I keep both my balls!


#70

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Hurricane Sandy,
it rains on my Collings Lakes.
I am most prepared.


#71

Dave

Dave

I'm in Nebraska.
We have no hurricanes here.
Instead, we have corn.


#72

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

In hurricane times,
make sure to have snacks on hand.
They will give comfort.


#73

jwhouk

jwhouk

Haiku about bed
And getting out of it thus:
NO NO NO NO NO.


#74

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I saw "Wreck-it Ralph."
...what are you looking at jerk?
I-I'm not crying!

"I'm" not of double-
-syllable variety.
It is of single.

That haiku's grammar...
...it was very very bad.
Meh, that's poetry.


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