BananaHands
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I can't pick up things
In this current state of mine
With these damn banana hands.
In this current state of mine
With these damn banana hands.
A thread of haikus....
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Your banana hands,
are better than pudding hands.
They are more solid.
are better than pudding hands.
They are more solid.
BananaHands
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I guess I could say
One thing about these hands here
they are a-peeling.
One thing about these hands here
they are a-peeling.
Orange you so glad,
that it ended in a pun?
Depends on the person.
that it ended in a pun?
Depends on the person.
BananaHands
Staff member
You started on one
You don't have to just pick fruit
Although it is sweet.
You don't have to just pick fruit
Although it is sweet.
I do not like suite,
they are too pricey for me.
I prefer plain rates.
they are too pricey for me.
I prefer plain rates.
Boop de Boop de Boop
Ring ring ring banana phone
Boop de Boop de boop
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Ring ring ring banana phone
Boop de Boop de boop
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In sit on a stool,
in the night bar of my min.
The devil sits close.
in the night bar of my min.
The devil sits close.
A short test I have,
I am not worried the least.
They are quite easy.
I am not worried the least.
They are quite easy.
Much litter was left,
in my cafeteria.
My peers are all slobs.
in my cafeteria.
My peers are all slobs.
Relaxed fitted pants,
unrestrict my stomach line.
Pants like these I love.
unrestrict my stomach line.
Pants like these I love.
If the title of that chart was something like "I find a haiku:", then the chart itself would be a haiku.
Going to give blood,
at the fire company.
Hope they have cookies.
at the fire company.
Hope they have cookies.
Murky mud coffee
its energy flows through me
I live once again
its energy flows through me
I live once again
Coffee is tasty,
but one month I must abstain.
Health reasons you know.
but one month I must abstain.
Health reasons you know.
My brain feels heavy,
like a warm spongey sweater.
No caffeine diet.
like a warm spongey sweater.
No caffeine diet.
Yum ravioli!
Warm cheesy pasta goodness.
I ate way too much.
Warm cheesy pasta goodness.
I ate way too much.
Broccoli rabb, cheese,
and fresh tomatoe slices.
A tasty sandwich.
Oh Super Meat boy,
Why are you so fucking hard?
I keep sliding off.
and fresh tomatoe slices.
A tasty sandwich.
Oh Super Meat boy,
Why are you so fucking hard?
I keep sliding off.
This one is typing,
in the double post manner.
Wanted to haiku.
in the double post manner.
Wanted to haiku.
Haikus hard to rhyme,
with ending words most of time.
Uh...Optimus Prime.
with ending words most of time.
Uh...Optimus Prime.
Cheese covered nachos,
I had with tasty salsa.
Great for days like this.
I had with tasty salsa.
Great for days like this.
Hurricane Sandy,
it rains on my Collings Lakes.
I am most prepared.
it rains on my Collings Lakes.
I am most prepared.
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