A thread of haikus....

[Dave]

I'm in Nebraska.
We have no hurricanes here.
Instead, we have corn.

 

[Yoshimickster]

In hurricane times,
make sure to have snacks on hand.
They will give comfort.

 

[jwhouk]

Haiku about bed
And getting out of it thus:
NO NO NO NO NO.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I saw "Wreck-it Ralph."
...what are you looking at jerk?
I-I'm not crying!

"I'm" not of double-
-syllable variety.
It is of single.

That haiku's grammar...
...it was very very bad.
Meh, that's poetry.