A thread of haikus....

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Inevitable
Just like a leaf on the wind
Whedon killed again
 
Some Fallout haikus:

Flitting, stinging bug
Cazadors of the wasteland
Your head feels woozy...

Invisible dogs
Always too many of them
Part rattlesnake, too.

Tread carefully here
Be sure to cripple the legs
Run! Fucking Deathclaws!
 
You gotta fight(fight),
For your right(right) to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartay!
That song is quite fun.

My head is heavy,
my eyes feel like ball bearings,
I may need sleep soon.
 
MORE FALLOUT HAIKUS

Skin peeling away
Healed by radiation
Feral and deadly

Eight legs and two claws
Radscorpions, skittering
A tail that stings

Green-grey or yellow
manic Nightkin are blue skinned
The Master's Army

Six feet that are hands
A super mutant's best friend
Ugh, centaurs are gross

Hopped up on psycho
The fiends charge, their guns blazing
Just moving targets
 
I activate VATS
Time seems to hover in place
And I get to fire my guns or swing my weapons many more times than should be permitted by the rules of physics
 
A beer in my hand,
a key-board in my fingers,
this blessed night.

The party was all right,
though I was hoping for more.
Maybe better beer.
 
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