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Asshole cops! Okay, not really.

#1

Dave

Dave

This one is for LeQuack. It's....


KITTY ATTACK!!




#2

phil

phil

first reaction: I'm surprised he didn't shoot it, then plant cocaine on it, amirite?

second reaction: OH HAI! I IZ BAKUP U CALLED IN! KITTY KOP DOES NOT LIEK SPEEDING

third reaction: shit dude, stop kicking it. Just jingle your keys and stomp around or something.


#3

Rob King

Rob King

That cat is looking to get tazed.


#4

Dave

Dave

That isn't as much a kick as a "kitty-scoot". It's a maneuver often used by cat owners. Cats who get the scoot secretly like it and have formed some sort of club.


#5

GasBandit

GasBandit

We secretly switched Officer Smith's normal laundry detergent with catnip. Let's see if he notices the difference.


#6

Krisken

Krisken

haha, very nice! That guy has massive patience.


#7

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Pretty tame. I kept waiting for him to kick it across the yard. Since it was a black cat, it's lucky it didn't get beat and arrested.


#8

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

If a black cat crosses your path...

just how unlucky is that cop now?


#9

Shakey

Shakey

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.


#10

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Right meow?


#11

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

It was funny until he started kicking the kitty :( Police brutality! POLICE BRUTALITY!


#12

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Friendliest Barn-Cat ever.


#13

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
Friendliest Barn-Cat ever.
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Pussycats and uniforms, amirite?


#14

Espy

Espy

That is ONE persistent little bugger.


#15

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I am shocked the cat was not chip shotted (kicked) into the air and used for target practice.


#16

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
I am shocked the cat was not chip shotted (kicked) into the air and used for target practice.
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#17

Ross

Ross



(language NSFW)


#18



Wasabi Poptart

Shakey said:
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
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drawn_inward said:
Right meow?
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Meow, do you know how fast you were going?


#19

Dave

Dave

Did you just say meow?


#20

Shakey

Shakey

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

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Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

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Do you see me eating mice?


#21

David

David

Well it looks like someone... let the cat out of the bag.


YEEAAAAAAAAAH


#22

General Specific

General Specific



#23



makare

Whose cat is this!?
Lol that was so cute!

reminds me of Evil.


#24

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

OH MY GOD! We're surrendering our rights to these FASCISTS! NO! You can NEVER be nice to a police officer! They're out to take your FREEDOMS!


#25



Le Quack

This is a freakin travesty people! Where's all the commotion?! This is serious, why hasnt CNN or MSNBC picked this up yet?


I swear police officers like these just get awa-

Oh, you mean its a funny video.... hmmmm


#26



Laurelai

LOL that is soooo me on a scene if its not bad and there is a kitty (worse yet, a kitten) there. My lieutenant won't tell me if there's a cat there for just that reason.


#27

Rob King

Rob King

Le Quack said:
This is a freakin travesty people! Where's all the commotion?! This is serious, why hasnt CNN or MSNBC picked this up yet?


I swear police officers like these just get awa-

Oh, you mean its a funny video.... hmmmm
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:)

I am so glad you went along with this joke. As much as I might disagree with you while everyone is being serious, you win five points for being fun :p


#28

Calleja

Calleja

CAN I HAZ DONUT?


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