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Bastardization 101 (Now with 100% more NSFW)

Dec 27, 2010#1

Sexy Lexxxie

Hello everyone, my divorce is now 47 days fresh and my freak flag is flying!!

Not sure what this place is yet, but Ive been spent several days now reading through most of your threads and posts here. I am now officially single again after a long divorce from a beautiful man. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs and I am discovering new things about myself daily. I do recognize some of the names here at Halforums!!

Anyways, I love men and women equally, but please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive.

I look forward to meeting a lot of you in time.

Hugs,
Lexxxie

Dec 27, 2010#2

Biannoshufu

What is 12 + 13?

Dec 27, 2010#3

Krisken

Sexy Lexxxie said:
...please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive.

Wut?

Dec 27, 2010#4

DarkAudit

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Dec 27, 2010#5

Biannoshufu

hand made spam

Dec 27, 2010#6

LittleSin

I was afraid to post. I wanted it to think there was no one home.

I wonder how it can tell if I'm attractive....

Dec 27, 2010#7

makare

LittleSin said:
I was afraid to post. I wanted it to think there was no one home.

I wonder how it can tell if I'm attractive....

The tentacles are hot.

Dec 27, 2010#8

Chazwozel

Isn't her avatar the chick from Friday the 13th X?

Dec 27, 2010#9

Jiarn

It's a bot, so who knows.

Dec 27, 2010#10

makare

huh i thought it was angelina jolie... damn i need new glasses

Dec 27, 2010#11

Biannoshufu

can we nuke this thread already?

Dec 27, 2010#12

Chazwozel

The avatar is sexy, so I vote NEIN!
Added at: 20:02

Sexy Lexxxie said:
Hello everyone, my divorce is now 47 days fresh and my freak flag is flying!!

Not sure what this place is yet, but Ive been spent several days now reading through most of your threads and posts here. I am now officially single again after a long divorce from a beautiful man. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs and I am discovering new things about myself daily. I do recognize some of the names here at Halforums!!

Anyways, I love men and women equally, but please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive.

I look forward to meeting a lot of you in time.
Hugs,
Lexxxie

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When i did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice man out da meanest.

Dec 27, 2010#13

Vagabond

Sexy Lexxxie said:
Lexxxie

This is an unacceptable amount of x's.

Dec 27, 2010#14

makare

Vagabond said:
This is an unacceptable amount of x's.

at least in that one context >.>

Dec 27, 2010#15

figmentPez

Chazwozel said:
Isn't her avatar the chick from Friday the 13th X?

Tineye.com says her avatar is Bertha Nieves , not that I can find anyone of importance with that name.

Dec 27, 2010#16

Chazwozel

figmentPez said:
Tineye.com says her avatar is Bertha Nieves , not that I can find anyone of importance with that name.

Dude. Google that name and look at the image results. :eek:

Dec 27, 2010#17

The Lovely Boehner

lol, I remember when these people advocated those shitty 'bastard forums' on another board I'm on

Dec 27, 2010#18

Sexy Lexxxie

First off, im not even a modirator, I like that site a lot and they are off the wall. They mentioned this site and i thought it was only fair to mention that one since someone asked how i got here. so shut up.

Bertha is my nickname/screename from my photography messageboards. I am also all over myspace. My name was Bertha on a few forums until my staler. so i changed it. no real murder she wrote here guys. You can look into all of us if want over at www.BastardFactory.com/forums

i have been called a fake, told to show my tits or leave and gotten some dirty PMs in last 3 days, just for saying hello. I am not here to be your friend, I logged into say hello. I would actually prefer to hop into a cam chat instead of typing with these nails. haha.

I have an on again/off again boyfriend/**** who hangs out here too, some of you know him. He showed me halforums 2.

Anyways, hes now a cheating, lying jackass and I told him if I keep getting texts/hangups at work, sashas and home Im talking about my sex life and I aint shy... lol. I grew up in Perth and have a pretty carefree attitude.lol. so i am. his will. I was younger when we did this. Hes older.... and he had done it before. It got pretty crazy after a few months of practice.

my experiences eventually began entering the beginning stages of S&M. It got to the point that when it was over my eyes were completely dialated... and an adrenaline rush that made me feel high for hours after. We got really creative with it... eventually I was hanging dangling from the ceiling in hand cuffs, a blind fold and heels. This was a long time ago... there weren't really products sold in stores like there are now. I think that Makare memebr was talking about toys in here a few weeks ago.

it wasn't as much about the sex as it was the experience... the settings.... the toys.... the uncertainty... penetration wasn't as much a part of it as people would like to think.

Dec 27, 2010#19

makare

I don't remember that but I guess it could be so.

My giver powers are failing me

Dec 27, 2010#20

The Lovely Boehner

Sexy Lexxxie said:
First off, im not even a modirator,

Added at: 20:24
New Halforums drinking game, drink every time lexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxie mentions those really shitty forums full of idiots

Dec 27, 2010#21

Dave

I'm too intrigued to kill the thread.

Dec 27, 2010#22

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Thus Charlie demonstrates who is higher on the pecking order of bastards in this forum.

Dec 27, 2010#23

makare

I officially have no idea what is going. This is magical.

Dec 27, 2010#24

Dave

As an ACTUAL, By-God bastard, I am intrigued. I mean, it LOOKS like spam, but who gets a bot to promote a forum? I've never seen such a thing before.

Dec 27, 2010#25

figmentPez

Sexy Lexxxie said:
i have been called a fake, told to show my tits or leave and gotten some dirty PMs in last 3 days, just for saying hello.

You just registered today. How did you get PMs 3 days ago?

Dec 27, 2010#26

Chazwozel

tits or gtfo

Dec 27, 2010#27

Dave

Add in that she responded and it makes it look less & less like a bot.

BUT...Searching there brings up nothing on Halforums or Bertha...

Dec 27, 2010#28

Chazwozel

Dave said:
Add in that she responded and it makes it look less & less like a bot.

BUT...Searching there brings up nothing on Halforums or Bertha...

Dave, tits or gtfo. I wants me some old man saggies.

Dec 27, 2010#29

FnordBear

This is either a bot or the most serious whackjob forum poster in a long time...

Seriously reading this sounds like my Ex wife....save we have been divorced well over a year...can't be her...can it?

Dec 27, 2010#30

Chazwozel

Chuggo makes more sense than this thread.

Dec 27, 2010#31

makare

FnordBear said:
This is either a bot or the most serious whackjob forum poster in a long time...

Seriously reading this sounds like my Ex wife....save we have been divorced well over a year...can't be her...can it?

well are you "a cheating, lying jackass"?

Dec 27, 2010#32

FnordBear

well are you "a cheating, lying jackass"?

Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

Dec 27, 2010#33

Sexy Lexxxie

figmentPez said:
You just registered today. How did you get PMs 3 days ago?

I got PMed a few times over at basterd factory saying i should come and join this forum so i did, now i get all this shit???! ;(

I hear boobs or leave everytime. I'll show boobs if I get some penis pictures, bonus for Lexxxe written on you!!! write it down sweetie, I don't care. I've shown more than my chest on a website B4, but i don't need creeps calling my house at all hours when they know I am up like at Bastard Factory.

Dec 27, 2010#34

makare

FnordBear said:
Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

eeenteresting

*makes note*

Dec 27, 2010#35

Chazwozel

I don't get the whole "winking sad face" emoticon. Who the hell winks while frowning?

Dec 27, 2010#36

figmentPez

Sexy Lexxxie said:
I got PMed a few times over at basterd factory saying i should come and join this forum so i did, now i get all this shit???! ;(

I hear boobs or leave everytime. I'll show boobs if I get some penis pictures, bonus for Lexxxe written on you!!! write it down sweetie, I don't care. I've shown more than my chest on a website B4, but i don't need creeps calling my house at all hours when they know I am up like at Bastard Factory.

So, you get treated like crap at your old forums, and you come here to tell us all to go there so we can share in your misery? Not gonna take that offer.

Dec 27, 2010#37

FnordBear

If it is a bot...it is the most ingenious one ever. I mean...supposedly some spam bot programs are utilizing neural net type programing structures...what if one has become self-aware....and bat shit kinky insane?

Dec 27, 2010#38

makare

pirates!

Dec 27, 2010#39

Chazwozel

FnordBear said:
If it is a bot...it is the most ingenious one ever. I mean...supposedly some spam bot programs are utilizing neural net type programing structures...what if one has become self-aware....and bat shit kinky insane?

as long as it shows tits...

Dec 27, 2010#40

FnordBear

Do a google search for "robot boobs" I assure you disappointment will not occur.

Dec 27, 2010#41

Chazwozel

Sexy Lexxxie are you related to a Foxy Loxxxie?

Dec 27, 2010#42

FnordBear

Hmmm

How about instead of trying to get the crazy bot girl to show us her mammary glands we instead request she show us a photo with a pleasant smile and modest clothing. Perhaps meeting insanity with warm fuzzy with work?

Dec 27, 2010#43

LittleSin

I'm torn on this new person.

I have a confession to make: I used to think DarkAngel was a bot of some sort. I don't know why, in hind sight, but I was really scrutinizing her posts.

I'm having the same feeling about this person but I do not wish to judge harshly.

Dec 27, 2010#44

Sexy Lexxxie

so now what?

Dec 27, 2010#45

Chazwozel

LittleSin said:
I'm torn on this new person.

I have a confession to make: I used to think DarkAngel was a bot of some sort. I don't know why, in hind sight, but I was really scrutinizing her posts.

I'm having the same feeling about this person but I do not wish to judge harshly.

It was DarkAngel's horrible spelling and bubbly attitude. But now she's one of us, one of us, one of us.
Added at: 22:14

Sexy Lexxxie said:
Don't hate me because I am beautiful..... Hate me because I did your dad.

I know. Me and my old man tag teamed you. Ding Ding Ding.

Dec 27, 2010#46

FnordBear

Sexy Lexxxie said:
so now what?

Answer a simple question. Do you like....mudkips?

Dec 27, 2010#47

makare

how about bulbasaurs?

Dec 27, 2010#48

Chazwozel

So that Bastard site has a members show your tits forum section...

Dec 27, 2010#49

LittleSin

Sexy Lexxxie said:
so now what?

You have to prove yourself to me. Answer the following:

1) Who is your favorite Star Fleet captain?
2) What is your opinion of Don Cherry's suits?
3) Who is the greatest super hero?
4) Who is your favorite Myth Buster?

Dec 27, 2010#50

makare

Dave will probably work that into the nsfw section when it returns. Gotta keep up with the jones's.

Dec 27, 2010#51

FnordBear

Chazwozel said:
So that Bastard site has a members show your tits forum section...

...

......

......

*click*

Dec 27, 2010#52

Biannoshufu

im still thinking it's some foreign country goldfarmer from WoW doing a sidejob. Yes, still chained to a PC desk. I mean, you have human Captcha decoders in Africa working for $.50 a day, why not this?

Or this is the site creator, pushing their own shit. Certainly not a new experience.

Dec 27, 2010#53

Chazwozel

He just wants a place to show off his nipple rings.

Dec 27, 2010#54

makare

I thought they were just clamps. I feel tricked.

Dec 27, 2010#55

Chazwozel

No way, they're those golden sun, Janet Jackson style bitches.

Dec 27, 2010#56

FnordBear

Blah

That site is trying to be "hardcore".

It has nothing on my regular internet hang out. *dons his suit and green mask*

Dec 27, 2010#57

Sexy Lexxxie

How do you "try" jackass?? you either are or arent. this isnt a human being with subtlties.

Also, here is the infamous show us your tits section at Bastard factory.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/showthread.php?t=128

Since it is not a porn site, you have to be a member and contribute to jerk off. Ive been in that PEEP SHOW forum thingy and theres some good stuff in there.

as for myth busters i saw the one where they sneezed and it spraayed all over with ink, etc. its is gross and i freak around people now.
ultimate superhero STORM
as for star fleet captain.....................................KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 27, 2010#58

FnordBear

Sexy Lexxxie said:
as for star fleet captain.....................................KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You FAIL

Khan was a genetically engineered super soldier from the 20th century eugenics wars that was frozen in stasis for 200 years before being picked up by Kirk and crew. Not a Starfleet captain. You loose cool points.

Dec 27, 2010#59

Sexy Lexxxie

where am i rly?

Dec 27, 2010#60

Vagabond

Oh lawdy.

Dec 27, 2010#61

FnordBear

Sexy Lexxxie said:
where am i rly?

Where do you think you are?

Dec 27, 2010#62

LittleSin

Dudes. Totally a site whore.

Kahn, indeed. :mad:

She never even passed comment on Don Cherry!

Dec 27, 2010#63

FnordBear

And for the record I liked Sisko.

Dec 27, 2010#64

makare

Damn right Sisko!!!

He can live with it... and so could I.

Dec 27, 2010#65

LittleSin

Sisko and Picard are my favorites.

I don't understand why they always put Picard in one-on-one combat situations though. I don't think he's ever won a fight.

Dec 27, 2010#66

makare

Picard's knowledge of Shakespeare pleases me.

Dec 27, 2010#67

Dave

I don't think she's a bot. I really don't. So I say to thee....

Welcome to the site, Lexxxy! I hope you enjoy your stay and whether you choose to show the goods or not is totally up to you. Personally, I like them all, but you should feel no pressure at all.

It may help if you tell us more about yourself. Who was it that sent you this way?

Dec 27, 2010#68

Biannoshufu

Dammit, Dave.

Dec 27, 2010#69

FnordBear

....I still think it is a spam bot that became self aware and insane :hide:

Dec 27, 2010#70

Chazwozel

Damn it, Bobby.

Dec 27, 2010#71

Terrik

Well my day at work has gotten more exciting. Tell us more.

Dec 27, 2010#72

Baerdog

I think she should learn how to spell. It's a forum, not AIM.

Dec 27, 2010#73

Dave

Baerdog said:
I think she should learn how to spell. It's a forum, not AIM.

People said the same thing about DarkAngel, remember? And I think we all came to like Shawna.

Man you people are HARSH!

Dec 27, 2010#74

Baerdog

I think a lot of us thought she needed to learn to spell too.

Dec 27, 2010#75

Jay

Let me be one of the few to welcome you to our forums. The Jay can always appreciate a fine lookin' woman under 200 pounds.
Added at: 23:04

LittleSin said:
I have a confession to make: I used to think DarkAngel was a bot of some sort. I don't know why, in hind sight, but I was really scrutinizing her posts.

I did too, then got her on MSN and saw her on her webcam and spoke about Montreal. She was also pretty damn cute too. I'm glad my investigation was so fruitful.

Dec 27, 2010#76

Cajungal

People who have a tic?

Dec 27, 2010#77

Krisken

WUT?

Dec 27, 2010#78

Sexy Lexxxie

You people and your little pathetic questions & topics.

First I wasnt real a real girl, now its my spelling? Please stfu! I will give it and i will also take it away. I am trying to be nice seeing as its still my first day and all. I will share a few things with you guys since I like this place. second, I am not shy. I grew up with a crazy mom who sat around naked under the air conditioner everyday.

This is one of the pics from the Bastard Factory Meet-up 2009 at the Mandalay bay in las vegas. I drank all the free champaign in the conference room and basically tripped over some elderly guy. i drank more that wek that ever and probably will do it again in april when we go back. There was about 55-60 people there and I shared a room with 2 other females (1 was a member of BF) met these guys from Texas out on some convention thing and went to the desert in a limo, awesome night. Heres me nearly passed out back at the suite on the last night. We were all in the hot tub and it was a great time.

i want penis shots or lets cam. heres my profile, say hi sometime.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/member.php?u=709

anyways, I am now off to the gym and bed.

Dec 27, 2010#79

Krisken

Dec 27, 2010#80

Dave

Well that went NSFW pretty quick. And what exactly does 8.11.09 have to do with proving anything?

Dec 27, 2010#81

Krisken

Jeez Dave, catch up old man. BF is Bastard factory forums. Sheesh.

Dec 27, 2010#82

Hylian

LittleSin said:
Sisko and Picard are my favorites.

*Insert agreement here*

And as for the rest of this thread. I am not sure what to think on the OP but the thread is still freakishly intriguing. :popcorn:

Dec 27, 2010#83

LittleSin

Ok. Am I allowed to tell this vapid attention whore to get out yet?

Dec 27, 2010#84

Sexy Lexxxie

LittleSin said:
Ok. Am I allowed to tell this vapid attention whore to get out yet?

Did it hurt your wittle eyes?? Anyway, your my new friend! You seem really cool! It may be the only safe place left for us...It seems very pleasant here. I just came from places where people are very angry, and are not seeking peace.

Dave said:
Well that went NSFW pretty quick. And what exactly does 8.11.09 have to do with proving anything?

Thats when the party was. We took those...... (you should see Samanthas) for all the members who could fly out last year.

Anyways, i take it your all dudes.

Dec 27, 2010#85

Biannoshufu

We pissed the spam bot off. It retaliated with pictures of butt.

This means war.

Dec 27, 2010#86

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I'm all man-lady

Dec 27, 2010#87

Dave

Whoa. When Sin calls you a vapid attention whore you have really have something!

She's obviously not a typical spammer per se, but man does she love that other site. Anyone up to sending her a penis shot? Tin?

Dec 27, 2010#88

Biannoshufu

<--------

Dec 27, 2010#89

Sexy Lexxxie

Im not mad goofy. Im on a third glass of Turning Leaf Pinot.

Dec 27, 2010#90

Dave

I also just discovered I can't edit someone else's thread title to add a NSFW designate.

Lexxxie, please do so at your earliest convenience.

Dec 27, 2010#91

Biannoshufu

What happens when you get skynet drunk.

is this thread.

Dec 27, 2010#92

Docseverin

I knew DA wasn't a bot, then again I am the reason she found the site. As for you Lexxxxxxxe or what ever it is, don't come in here throwing yourself around like a sexual object and then get upset and become self righteous when people ask to see tits, then post naked shots from a party. Being where I am I naturally saved it, but still that's not the point. I lost my point some where in that soapbox, so welcome to the forums, keep your ass in your jeans and we'll get along.

Dec 27, 2010#93

Dave

i actually wish we were still able to have the NSFW forums. I think that she'd be a GREAT addition to that team, you know? DAMN YOU, GOOGLE ADS!!

Dec 27, 2010#94

Sexy Lexxxie

Docseverin said:
keep your ass in your jeans and we'll get along.

Dont ask Dont tell??

Dec 27, 2010#95

Docseverin

Can't we take out the ads now that this place is run off donations?

Dec 27, 2010#96

Krisken

Ok, I'm wore out. Just assume after all your posts I type "Wut?"

Dec 27, 2010#97

FnordBear

Someone should repost this on 4chan with links to the profile...for the lulz.

Dec 27, 2010#98

Baerdog

Sexy Lexxxie said:
Dont ask Dont tell??

"Don't ask, don't tell" for NSFW stuff doesn't really fly when there are members who post from work or around small children. That's why we had a separate NSFW section on the old forums and why it's protocol to label threads outside that area as NSFW.

Dec 27, 2010#99

Dave

BAM! Doc done got burned!

Nicely done, young lady. But please, if you can, relabel this thread NSFW or I'll be forced to spoiler your picture. Once I'm finished, that is.
Added at: 23:24
Hmm. Apparently you can't spoiler a picture. Gots to open a ticket on that one.

Dec 27, 2010#100

Docseverin

How did I get burned? Some one on the internet with self esteem issues and a need to show off their body for acceptance made a vague gay joke about me because I don't care enough about her to actually want to see her naked? If that is a burn then man I got burned, but at least at the end of the day I won't have daddy issues or an intense need to be accepted by a bunch of strangers I don't know.

Dec 27, 2010#101

Dave

AHA!! I can change the thread title! So now we're all hunky dory.

Dec 27, 2010#102

FnordBear

Yay! with the NSFW tag I can protect my innocent eyes.....

Who am I kidding?

*rightclick, save as*

Dec 27, 2010#103

Dave

Docseverin said:
How did I get burned? Some one on the internet with self esteem issues and a need to show off their body for acceptance made a vague gay joke about me because I don't care enough about her to actually want to see her naked? If that is a burn then man I got burned, but at least at the end of the day I won't have daddy issues or an intense need to be accepted by a bunch of strangers I don't know.

And the dreaded volley! Nice one!

I have nothing against exhibitionist people and she may well not have daddy issues or self esteem issues. Hell, if I had a body like some of the men I've seen in porn I'd be wagging it in everyone's faces!

Dec 27, 2010#104

Krisken

Shit, my porn pics have heads. Fnord needs himself some safe links.

Dec 27, 2010#105

makare

Yeah we really need the nsfw forum asap

It may not be a self esteem thing or an attention whore thing but it is really unnecessary. There is nothing in the main forum that would make someone think that was the kind of thing to post here.

I have nothing against nudity or porn or anything like that but if I want to see it I want to be able to CHOOSE to see it.

Basically what it is is flat out disrespectful to other people.

Dec 27, 2010#106

Dave

makare said:
Yeah we really need the nsfw forum asap

Can't yet. Have to find a way so that the ads don't show on a specific forum. Letting NSFW stuff mix with the Google ads are a surefire way of getting my ads revoked and my site blacklisted.

Dec 27, 2010#107

FnordBear

Krisken said:
Shit, my porn pics have heads. Fnord needs himself some safe links.

Safe links? Good sir it should tell you something when I can honestly say in all my years I have seen so much porn and tried so much with different women sex/porn/nudity bores me. All that is left in life for me to find escape in is contemplating sentient dimensions, unbound causality, and paradox.

Dec 27, 2010#108

Dave

Oh and it's still there, you just can't see it.

Dec 27, 2010#109

Sexy Lexxxie

I want to be a moderator

Dec 27, 2010#110

Krisken

Yeesh, for someone who is so into sexual exploration, you sure toss out the gay bashing.

Dec 27, 2010#111

makare

That doesn't even make sense. if I were a lesbian wouldn't i be more likely to want to see that picture?

Krisken is spot on, "wut?" is right.

Dec 27, 2010#112

Biannoshufu

Added at: 21:34

Dec 27, 2010#113

Bumble the Boy Wonder

*GASP*

edit:

This thread hurts my brain so bad..

Dec 27, 2010#114

Krisken

My only question is: What is on your toes? Is that fuzz?

Dec 27, 2010#115

Dave

Of the women we have on the boards, makare is not one of the lesbians. Not that I have proof, just that she's said in the past she likes men.

Again, we had (have but hidden) a NSFW forum that when i can get back I will. You can post anything and everything you want in there and nobody will bat an eye. Hell, they'll probably ask for requests.

But until then we try and keep it clean unless we mark our threads. Again, you didn't really do anything wrong, but man were you a shot in the arm! talk about unexpected booty bounty!

Dec 27, 2010#116

Sexy Lexxxie

this board has the attention span of a chimpanzee on xanax with the munchies..

Dec 27, 2010#117

LittleSin

Oh, lady. You are beginning to piss me off.

Okay. Let's do this.

'm gonig to preface myself by saying that I am not a prude. I love the female and male body. I love draweing it and I love studying it.

You have a nice ass, if that is indeed your ass.

What I have a problem with is your attitude. You have been dismissive of us, asking what kind of place you stumpled into and just being condescending and acting (badly by the way) suprised when we are genuinely confused by what the fuck your game is.

My first impression of you is poor. Actually, it goes beyond poor. It goes into irrational rage because it is obvious you have NO interest in our community. You are just here to whore yourself and your inferior forums around for a cheap laugh.

The necest ass in the world cannot make up for the lack of personality or decency or courtesy you have shown in your first few post.

Shape up and stop whoring yourself.

Also, for gods sake, change the thread title to NSFW. Last thing we need is for some people here to get into an uncomfortable work situation because you, literally, could not keep it in your pants.

Edit: Thread title was changed whilst I ranted. Good job.

Dec 27, 2010#118

Dave

Sexy Lexxxie said:
I want to be a moderator

Now to THAT I will say nyet. I'll gawk at ya all day long, but you don't have the history with us for that kind of position yet.

Dec 27, 2010#119

Krisken

That's right. Takes a special breed to either keep up with us or be relegated to dregs status.

Dec 27, 2010#120

Sexy Lexxxie

Krisken said:
My only question is: What is on your toes? Is that fuzz?

I was jumping on the bed and fell off is all i remeber. I took a lot of shit for these pics. Im over it now, this is old news to me. so whatever. I have much better than this some have been leaked out by my ex steven who is also a member.

Dec 27, 2010#121

Krisken

Dave said:
Now to THAT I will say nyet. I'll gawk at ya all day long, but you don't have the history with us for that kind of position yet.

How did I miss this?

Dec 27, 2010#122

makare

Nothing I said in anyway implies what my sexuality is.

I don't see the rules listed anywhere but I think I remember something about NSFW stuff in the regular part of the forum being against them

Dec 27, 2010#123

Biannoshufu

Dec 27, 2010#124

Sexy Lexxxie

makare said:
Nothing I said in anyway implies what my sexuality is.

I don't see the rules listed anywhere but I think I remember something about NSFW stuff in the regular part of the forum being against them

never gonna give you up!

also, tell your buttmates not to ask noobs for boobs.

Dec 27, 2010#125

Dave

Sexy Lexxxie said:
this board has the attention span of a chimpanzee on xanax with the munchies..

How long is that, precisely? Without knowing the actual effects of Xanax on a personal level, I would have to assume that SQUIRREL!

Dec 27, 2010#126

FnordBear

*reads Sin's post*

*chants*
Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Dec 27, 2010#127

Tress

Sexy Lexxxie said:
tell your buttmates not to ask noobs for boobs.

Well, it's official. Chaz and makare are now buttmates.

:Leyla:

Dec 27, 2010#128

makare

Sexy Lexxxie said:
never gonna give you up!

also, tell your buttmates not to ask noobs for boobs.

much like kids at christmas they can ask but it is up to the person giving to know what to give and what not to give.

Tress said:
Well, it's official. Chaz and makare are now buttmates.

i sure didn't ask for boobs but if im a buttmate i insist on being the right cheek

Dec 27, 2010#129

LittleSin

Sexy Lexxxie said:
tell your buttmates not to ask noobs for boobs.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Dec 27, 2010#130

Krisken

Damn it, I am hyperventilating with laughter here. That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Dec 27, 2010#131

Dave

Krisken said:
Damn it, I am hyperventilating with laughter here. That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

You & me both, brother! It's past my bedtime and I can't stop hitting refresh!

Dec 27, 2010#132

Biannoshufu

Dec 27, 2010#133

LittleSin

Ok. This thread is now going places.

Dec 27, 2010#134

FnordBear

I brought my laptop in to work tonight to watch a few movies since this is the dead season and I literally and being paid to fill a desk right now.

I am so glad since I can look at this thread freely.

Dec 27, 2010#135

Hylian

Man this thread is just one big WTF?!

Dec 27, 2010#136

Dave

LittleSin said:
Ok. This thread is now going places.

This thread has been going places since it was first posted. This is good stuff.

Dec 27, 2010#137

makare

Ok that one.. I lold

Dec 27, 2010#138

Biannoshufu

Dec 27, 2010#139

Krisken

Hylian said:
Man this thread is just one big WTF?!

Hey, i only have so many WUT pictures I can access on the internet. I decided to give it a break.

Dec 27, 2010#140

makare

Krisken said:
Hey, i only have so many WUT pictures I can access on the internet. I decided to give it a break.

good that damn pear with teeth freaks me out!

Dec 27, 2010#141

Krisken

makare said:
good that damn pear with teeth freaks me out!

Spanish Pear is my favorite.

Dec 27, 2010#142

Dave

Lots of things with teeth freak me out.

Vagina dentata! What a wonderful phrase....

Dec 27, 2010#143

FnordBear

I think this sums up this thread perfectly:

Dec 27, 2010#144

makare

ahhh no es bueno!

Dec 27, 2010#145

Cajungal

Wh-? ....Goodness, guys.

Dec 27, 2010#146

Krisken

Cajungal said:
Wh-? ....Goodness, guys.

Dec 27, 2010#147

Dave

Cajungal said:
Wh-? ....Goodness, guys.

Don't be like that! You can join in the fun, too!

Send us YOUR pictures! :whistling:

Damn. I need to get the unibrow smilie back!

Dec 28, 2010#148

LittleSin

Damn, Shoulda added a cup of tea.

Dec 28, 2010#149

Cajungal

Dave said:
Don't be like that! You can join in the fun, too!

Send us YOUR pictures!

Damn. I need to get the unibrow smilie back!

I'll go ahead and do the world a favor by declining... and yes you do! I loved that smiley!

Dec 28, 2010#150

Krisken

This is better than the jumping guy. Hands down.

Dec 28, 2010#151

Biannoshufu

i don't think we can butt in with any more puns here

Dec 28, 2010#152

LittleSin

OH DUDE.

We are sharing a wavelength here!

Dec 28, 2010#153

Krisken

That one looks like a deformed Mr. Peanut.

Dec 28, 2010#154

Dave

Aw yeah!

Dec 28, 2010#155

makare

no durr face?

Dec 28, 2010#156

Dave

Dec 28, 2010#157

Cajungal

Dave said:
Aw yeah!

YAAAAAY!

Dec 28, 2010#158

makare

I meant durrbutt

Dec 28, 2010#159

Hylian

Dave said:
Lots of things with teeth freak me out.

Dec 28, 2010#160

FnordBear

Dec 28, 2010#161

makare

that shark looks like mater from Cars fucked a great white.

Dec 28, 2010#162

Biannoshufu

Added at: 22:07

Added at: 22:09
I think we can do the rest of panel shots with these.

Dec 28, 2010#163

LittleSin

This should some how be the first House of Hal comic.

Make it happen Dave.

Dec 28, 2010#164

ThatGrinningIdiot!

This . . . this thread . . . where is it going, what's it doing here?

Dec 28, 2010#165

FnordBear

I demand a cameo! :3

Dec 28, 2010#166

Biannoshufu

Added at: 22:16

Dec 28, 2010#167

LittleSin

That is not hilarious as I thought it would be.

It is also ten time more frightening then I thought it would be.

Dec 28, 2010#168

makare

durrbutt is.... scary.

i like it ^_^

Dec 28, 2010#169

Biannoshufu

Dec 28, 2010#170

makare

ooo do the embarrassed face with that little sweat drop thing

Dec 28, 2010#171

PatrThom

This thread is going places.

--Patrick

Dec 28, 2010#172

Biannoshufu

Dec 28, 2010#173

phil

Worst adaptation of Oh the places you'll go.

Dec 28, 2010#174

Ravenpoe

Wat?

Dec 28, 2010#175

makare

Ravenpoe said:
tWat?

Dec 28, 2010#176

Biannoshufu

best save these fast, image shack is deleting them. no idea whhyy

Dec 28, 2010#177

figmentPez

This thread sure is putting the "ass" in bastardization.

Dec 28, 2010#178

makare

it's turning into 100 ways to desexify a sexy ass

Dec 28, 2010#179

Ravenpoe

Goddammit guys I need to go to bed. Stop being so goddamn awesome.

Dec 28, 2010#180

Biannoshufu

imageshack hates butt.

Dec 28, 2010#181

Krisken

Imageshack hates dat ass.

Edit: Gah, ninja'd!

Dec 28, 2010#182

gargoyle_eva

I for one, welcome our new sexy butt overlords.

Dec 28, 2010#183

FnordBear

Meh

Thread died down....
OWLS

Dec 28, 2010#184

North_Ranger

Hmmm... Two questions that demand answering:

What is your standard operating policy vis-á-vis pants?

Also, if Jesus and Aang fought, who would win?

Dec 28, 2010#185

Chazwozel

makare said:
much like kids at christmas they can ask but it is up to the person giving to know what to give and what not to give.

i sure didn't ask for boobs but if im a buttmate i insist on being the right cheek

The only thing that can bring makare and me closer together - an annoying attention whore. Lefty butt cheek reporting for duty.
Added at: 07:15

Sexy Lexxxie said:
You people and your little pathetic questions & topics.

First I wasnt real a real girl, now its my spelling? Please stfu! I will give it and i will also take it away. I am trying to be nice seeing as its still my first day and all. I will share a few things with you guys since I like this place. second, I am not shy. I grew up with a crazy mom who sat around naked under the air conditioner everyday.

This is one of the pics from the Bastard Factory Meet-up 2009 at the Mandalay bay in las vegas. I drank all the free champaign in the conference room and basically tripped over some elderly guy. i drank more that wek that ever and probably will do it again in april when we go back. There was about 55-60 people there and I shared a room with 2 other females (1 was a member of BF) met these guys from Texas out on some convention thing and went to the desert in a limo, awesome night. Heres me nearly passed out back at the suite on the last night. We were all in the hot tub and it was a great time.

i want penis shots or lets cam. heres my profile, say hi sometime.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/member.php?u=709

anyways, I am now off to the gym and bed.

I'll be fair and ante up. Here's my penis. Don't go falling in love with me all at once.

Dec 28, 2010#186

FnordBear

You know I just noticed....The date in her picture is 8/11/09 but if you look at the profile she linked she joined that forum in April of 2010....suspicious.
Added at: 08:02
And browsing this thread on their site:
http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1906&page=3
I find the above bum posted and claimed by a completely different user of that forum. That user has posted several other revealing pictures there including her face...so looks like our little showoff isnt really showing off.

My guess is it is someone cross posting trying to stir up trouble of some kind.

Dec 28, 2010#187

drifter

Are you suggesting that Sexy Lexy is not who she purports to be? I am shocked and appalled.

Dec 28, 2010#188

FnordBear

LOL

I got suspicious while at work but as more people came in I didn't want to be browsing this thread on even my personal laptop. Looking over there at the profile he/she/it linked the writing style of the posts was very different. My usual suspicions kicked in and I started doing my normal bits of cyberstalking. It's a talent :3

Dec 28, 2010#189

The Lovely Boehner

The person posting is not the girl. It's someone either being paid, or sad enough to think those forums are worth advertising around the web.

Dec 28, 2010#190

FnordBear

The Lovely Boehner said:
The person posting is not the girl. It's someone either being paid, or sad enough to think those forums are worth advertising around the web.

I think you are right

Just googling "Sexy Lexxie" is showing multiple threads like this on multiple forums.

Dec 28, 2010#191

Ravenpoe

FnordBear said:
I think you are right

Just googling "Sexy Lexxie" is showing multiple threads like this on multiple forums.

What? S/He's been attention whoring at other forums?

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL

Dec 28, 2010#192

Chazwozel

The Lovely Boehner said:
The person posting is not the girl. It's someone either being paid, or sad enough to think those forums are worth advertising around the web.

I'm fully aware of the poster being a paid advertiser. What I do want to know is who the girl in the avatar pic is. I think she's the chick from Friday the 13th Jason X : http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0230693/ but I'm not sure.

Dec 28, 2010#193

Biannoshufu

all I can say is that the buttpirate was my greatest work, ever.

Dec 28, 2010#194

ThatNickGuy

I'm late to the party, but I just want to say that reading through it has been assterical. :rimshot:

Dec 28, 2010#195

Denbrought

ThatNickGuy said:
I'm late to the party, but I just want to say that reading through it has been assterical.

Dec 28, 2010#196

twitchmoss

Dec 28, 2010#197

Baerdog

You need to post more. Do it now please.

Dec 28, 2010#198

makare

I was just thinking this chick/person reminds me of the bad guy from Men In Black II. Lexxxie came in with a hot chick pick promising boobs and wanting to be a mod and the bad chick from MIB said she could take over the world with the right pair of mammary glands.

Dec 28, 2010#199

Baerdog

So now do we just need to wait for Lexxxxxxxxxxy to turn into a big ol' pile of tentacle rape?

Dec 28, 2010#200

Biannoshufu

i though the Cthulhu joke had been done?

Dec 28, 2010#201

LittleSin

It's okay. I'm usually very gentle with my tentacles.

Usually.

Dec 28, 2010#202

Baerdog

Baby you don't have to be gentle with me.

Dec 28, 2010#203

Jay

That ass, I gotta ...

Dec 28, 2010#204

Krisken

That ass is obviously a fake, since the cost to bring it into play would be much higher.

Dec 28, 2010#205

Baerdog

Jay said:
That ass, I gotta ...

*taps it*

Dec 28, 2010#206

Gusto

What the WHAT.

Dec 28, 2010#207

Allen who is Quiet

You must tap That Ass as soon as That Ass enters play or never be able to live it down.

Dec 28, 2010#208

Jay

That's the way I always play that card my quiet friend.

Dec 28, 2010#209

Allen who is Quiet

Honestly, I'm surprised That Ass isn't legendary.

Dec 28, 2010#210

Espy

I... really don't know what to say about this thread.

Dec 28, 2010#211

Dave

Espy said:
I... really don't know what to say about this thread.

Nice ass?

Dec 28, 2010#212

Espy

Dave said:
Nice ass?

Way to use google search and find a pic?

Dec 28, 2010#213

Dave

Espy said:
Way to use google search and find a pic?

Or that.

Dec 28, 2010#214

Jay

Sexy Lexxxie said:

BTW Lexxie, excellent lighting in that room.

Dec 28, 2010#215

FnordBear

Dec 28, 2010#216

Sexy Lexxxie

By chance is anyone planning on doing something nice for somebody today?

Dec 28, 2010#217

FnordBear

Oh God it's back

Dec 28, 2010#218

Wahad

How can I quote? I don't see the option anywhere.

Also, if by ''somebody'' you mean ''you'', then no. Sorry chica, I think you have fallen out of grace. (And at a record pace!)

Dec 28, 2010#219

Sexy Lexxxie

Being nice is nice. It helps me cover up the pain in my life.

Dec 28, 2010#220

ThatNickGuy

That would be assuming she had grace in the first place.

Dec 28, 2010#221

Biannoshufu

yeah, it's running on auto reply mode.

Dec 28, 2010#222

Denbrought

Wahad said:
How can I quote? I don't see the option anywhere.

Also, if by ''somebody'' you mean ''you'', then no. Sorry chica, I think you have fallen out of grace. (And at a record pace!)

Clickie the Reply button right of the Like button, right of the post's # in the thread, right of the screen, at bottom of the post.

Dec 28, 2010#223

Wahad

Oooooh. Thanks!

Also, somebody post more butt-photoshops.

Dec 28, 2010#224

Biannoshufu

i need liquor to do drunkshoppin.

Dec 28, 2010#225

Baerdog

Here, now get shoppin.

Dec 28, 2010#226

Ravenpoe

Baerdog said:
Here, now get shoppin.

Dec 28, 2010#227

General Specific

This thread makes me confused and achy

Dec 28, 2010#228

makare

General Specific said:
This thread makes me confused and achy

Do you feel something.... throbbing?

Dec 28, 2010#229

General Specific

I had to get a grip on the situation

Dec 28, 2010#230

LordRavage

My gods. I am out of it for a little bit and bots are invading the forum and posting porn pics???

I seem to always be late to the party. *Walks off sad with a garbage bag of weed and a kilo of coke.

Dec 28, 2010#231

rabbitgod

I love this thread.

I saw it at work earlier and thankfully Dave got the NSFW up, but man on man I wish there was a universal 'like' button.

Dec 28, 2010#232

Jay

Sexy Lexxxie said:

Dec 28, 2010#233

Gusto

Well on THAT note.

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