Bastardization 101 (Now with 100% more NSFW)

Are you a member of both Bastard Factory Forums & Halforums??


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figmentPez

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I got PMed a few times over at basterd factory saying i should come and join this forum so i did, now i get all this shit???! ;(

I hear boobs or leave everytime. I'll show boobs if I get some penis pictures, bonus for Lexxxe written on you!!! write it down sweetie, I don't care. I've shown more than my chest on a website B4, but i don't need creeps calling my house at all hours when they know I am up like at Bastard Factory.
So, you get treated like crap at your old forums, and you come here to tell us all to go there so we can share in your misery? Not gonna take that offer.
 
If it is a bot...it is the most ingenious one ever. I mean...supposedly some spam bot programs are utilizing neural net type programing structures...what if one has become self-aware....and bat shit kinky insane?
 
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Chazwozel

If it is a bot...it is the most ingenious one ever. I mean...supposedly some spam bot programs are utilizing neural net type programing structures...what if one has become self-aware....and bat shit kinky insane?
as long as it shows tits...
 
Hmmm

How about instead of trying to get the crazy bot girl to show us her mammary glands we instead request she show us a photo with a pleasant smile and modest clothing. Perhaps meeting insanity with warm fuzzy with work?
 
I'm torn on this new person.

I have a confession to make: I used to think DarkAngel was a bot of some sort. I don't know why, in hind sight, but I was really scrutinizing her posts.

I'm having the same feeling about this person but I do not wish to judge harshly.
 
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Chazwozel

I'm torn on this new person.

I have a confession to make: I used to think DarkAngel was a bot of some sort. I don't know why, in hind sight, but I was really scrutinizing her posts.

I'm having the same feeling about this person but I do not wish to judge harshly.
It was DarkAngel's horrible spelling and bubbly attitude. But now she's one of us, one of us, one of us.
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful..... Hate me because I did your dad.
I know. Me and my old man tag teamed you. Ding Ding Ding.
 
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Chazwozel

So that Bastard site has a members show your tits forum section...

 
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makare

Dave will probably work that into the nsfw section when it returns. Gotta keep up with the jones's.
 
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Biannoshufu

im still thinking it's some foreign country goldfarmer from WoW doing a sidejob. Yes, still chained to a PC desk. I mean, you have human Captcha decoders in Africa working for $.50 a day, why not this?

Or this is the site creator, pushing their own shit. Certainly not a new experience.
 
Blah

That site is trying to be "hardcore".

It has nothing on my regular internet hang out. *dons his suit and green mask*
 
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Sexy Lexxxie

How do you "try" jackass?? you either are or arent. this isnt a human being with subtlties.

Also, here is the infamous show us your tits section at Bastard factory.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/showthread.php?t=128

Since it is not a porn site, you have to be a member and contribute to jerk off. Ive been in that PEEP SHOW forum thingy and theres some good stuff in there.

as for myth busters i saw the one where they sneezed and it spraayed all over with ink, etc. its is gross and i freak around people now.
ultimate superhero STORM
as for star fleet captain.....................................KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
as for star fleet captain.....................................KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You FAIL

Khan was a genetically engineered super soldier from the 20th century eugenics wars that was frozen in stasis for 200 years before being picked up by Kirk and crew. Not a Starfleet captain. You loose cool points.
 
Sisko and Picard are my favorites.

I don't understand why they always put Picard in one-on-one combat situations though. I don't think he's ever won a fight.
 

Dave

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I don't think she's a bot. I really don't. So I say to thee....


Welcome to the site, Lexxxy! I hope you enjoy your stay and whether you choose to show the goods or not is totally up to you. Personally, I like them all, but you should feel no pressure at all.

It may help if you tell us more about yourself. Who was it that sent you this way?
 
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