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I rock a combination of the -Nottingham and the -What You Looking At-
Also purpose of this thread is... What beard do you (or your sig other) have?

Usually an accidental soul patch because I just keep missing that rat bastard.

Otherwise I'm in the beard envy group. I can go two days before it gets to face pube.

Goatee, so I guess I'm an asshole. I would love to rock the big beard with no hair look but I can't pull it off, sadly.

Goatee with no hair. Kane, Lenin, you know the look.

Don't worry they said...your facial hair will eventually stop looking like pubes they said...

I'm clean shaven

Just shaved down to stubble a few days ago. Considering going clean-shaven again.

"I'm just an asshole."

Not sure what you'd call this. Full beard probably. I'm just too lazy to shave every day or two.

I apparently used to not care how I look, but have upgraded to This Is A Look.

That's pretty much where I've been for a while. As long as it is reasonably neat for the customers.

This is a Look, but shorter. If the Nottingham didn't involve shaving the neck, that'd be me. I trim the edges to define lines/curves (and remove the beard-to-back-of-the-hair connection), but other than that I just hit it with the number 5 trimmer guard every week or so and I'm done.

I have one of these

My SO is clean shaved because he is required to be for his job. However, he can rock a goatee/Nottingham when he's able to let it grow in. *swoon*

If I duct tape a doomweasel to my chin, can I participate?

No beard on account of not being allowed to have one.

I would never shave again if I didn't have to.

I think this is like the third time I've posted this... but it is always applicable.

Bubble181 said:

Goatee with no hair. Kane, Lenin, you know the look.

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Kulle.


--Patrick

Technically short hair big beard, but that's only cos my hair grows slowly for the first three months.

Goatee, and I will fully admit that I do it because without it, I have no chin.

Emrys said:

If I duct tape a doomweasel to my chin, can I participate?

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I'm trying to rework this into some sort of wrong carpet-drapes-joke, but I'm failing.

This Is A Look, but I don't get my hair cut often so it'll evolve into I Don't Care How I Look in a few more months.

As per the chart I would be "I'm and annoying asshole who likes having a beard, but also shaving everyday. What the fuck is wrong with me?"

Can post a picture later. My avatar is an outdated self portrait.

Did someone say BEARD?

Bubble181 said:

I'm trying to rework this into some sort of wrong carpet-drapes-joke, but I'm failing.

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ScytheRexx said:

Did someone say BEARD?

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Damn, you can hide three, no, four doomweasels in that beard!

CynicismKills said:

This Is A Look, but I don't get my hair cut often so it'll evolve into I Don't Care How I Look in a few more months.

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Now that it's not 1am:

CynicismKills said:

Now that it's not 1am:

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Hmmmmm... no, I think only two doomweasels, tops, can fit in that beard.

Emrys said:

Hmmmmm... no, I think only two doomweasels, tops, can fit in that beard.

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For now.

For now.

Duck tails woo-oo!
Sorry about the delay but I am lazy.

That's a one doom-weasel beard but that moustache! <swoon>

Emrys said:

That's a one doom-weasel beard but that moustache! <swoon>

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That just means you can hang a doom-weasel off each handlebar.


Also is it showing both a picture in my spoiler and as an attachment? Or is that just because I am viewing it?

Both

Telephius said:

That just means you can hang a doom-weasel off each handlebar.


Also is it showing both a picture in my spoiler and as an attachment? Or is that just because I am viewing it?

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You uploaded it twice, but only displayed it once, which means the other shows up merely as an attachment (but clicking on it shows both)

--Patrick

Shaved 3 inches of nice winter beard off on Saturday!

I have returned to stubble, or Primary Beard Phase.

I alternate between big beard, Nottingham, and chin square.

I can't bring myself to a goatee. I've gained a few pounds, and I've always felt a goatee is like the "fat guy uniform".

Even the hair on top of your head grows fast.

It's my steady diet of whisky and meat!

I trimmed a few days ago...I need help.
Sorry about the face I was making my little cousin laugh.

I can't beard. I shave once a week to keep looking like a slimeball, but day 3-5 stubble is when I look best.

I can't beard either. Maybe in 10 years or so...

WasabiPoptart said:

I can't beard either. Maybe in 10 years or so...

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Now, don't sell yourself short. All you need is to meet the right man who wants to remain in the closet.

I don't beard. Don't like the feel, since I work in a fairly warm area, and I sweat, I can't stand that feel on my face.

Sparhawk said:

I don't beard. Don't like the feel, since I work in a fairly warm area, and I sweat, I can't stand that feel on my face.

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That feeling is called being awesome.

I am just an asshole. Though, I already knew that!

Ravenpoe said:

That feeling is called being awesome.

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No, that feeling is gross, itchy and smelly. I'm just too hot natured to stand it really, I even keep my hair really short in the summer. Yes, I'm in Texas, but I do wear shorts year-round, heaviest jacket I have is a light fleece jacket and I just get comfortable when the temperature gets around 40f.

While having a good beard can feel nice, it doesn't compare (at least to me) like shaving it off and feeling that smooth skin.

Every now and then I get that urge and I stupidly shave off my beard and it feels gloriously fresh! Then I walk outside and remember it's January.

T while looking up "muttonchops" IL of www.beards.org

--Patrick