Beard. Beard? Beard! BEARD!

[Mathias]

I alternate between big beard, Nottingham, and chin square.

I can't bring myself to a goatee. I've gained a few pounds, and I've always felt a goatee is like the "fat guy uniform".

 

[HCGLNS]

Spoiler: one week ago

Spoiler: today

 

[GasBandit]

Even the hair on top of your head grows fast.

 

[HCGLNS]

It's my steady diet of whisky and meat!

 

[Bones]

I trimmed a few days ago...I need help.
Sorry about the face I was making my little cousin laugh.

 

[Gusto]

I can't beard. I shave once a week to keep looking like a slimeball, but day 3-5 stubble is when I look best.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I can't beard either. Maybe in 10 years or so...

 

[Celt Z]

I can't beard either. Maybe in 10 years or so...

Now, don't sell yourself short. All you need is to meet the right man who wants to remain in the closet.

 

[Sparhawk]

I don't beard. Don't like the feel, since I work in a fairly warm area, and I sweat, I can't stand that feel on my face.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I don't beard. Don't like the feel, since I work in a fairly warm area, and I sweat, I can't stand that feel on my face.

That feeling is called being awesome.

 

[drawn_inward]

I am just an asshole. Though, I already knew that!

 

[Sparhawk]

That feeling is called being awesome.

No, that feeling is gross, itchy and smelly. I'm just too hot natured to stand it really, I even keep my hair really short in the summer. Yes, I'm in Texas, but I do wear shorts year-round, heaviest jacket I have is a light fleece jacket and I just get comfortable when the temperature gets around 40f.

 

[filmfanatic]

While having a good beard can feel nice, it doesn't compare (at least to me) like shaving it off and feeling that smooth skin.

 

[HCGLNS]

Every now and then I get that urge and I stupidly shave off my beard and it feels gloriously fresh! Then I walk outside and remember it's January.

 

[PatrThom]

T while looking up "muttonchops" IL of www.beards.org

--Patrick