Bring out Gifs!

[PatrThom]

. o̡̨̱̭͕̩̖̣͚̬̫̘̩̙̳̺̠͓̥̘̕͡͝n̡͚̜̺̰̼̱͘͟͟ ̴̡̛̬̦̟̬͔͕̰͘͠t҉̶̨͚͈͕̯̥̤͍͇̺͘h̺̪͙̥͚̤̻̠͎͟͡e̷̥̻̖͖͔̘͕̳̘̗̕͘͘͞ͅ ҉̷͔̦̠̞̯b҉̝͔̯̘͙̰͖̖̫͢á̛̜̮̩͙̰̪̯͜͝l҉̷̸͖̺̮̻̬̘̞͚̹̲̪̠́͞ͅl̶̸̫̳̹͘ ̦̪͍̤̯̘̹͔̺̥͍̭͎̪͟͠o͏҉̺͖̹͟͠n̢̨̡̧͇̳͚̤͉͉̫̠͡ ̨̙̪̺̘͔̯̠̲̬͕̤̙͍̥̰̦̦́t̴̶̰̝͚̝̤̺͇̟̘̺̖̲̝͎͉͚̩͜͠h̷̷̨̢̟̥͍̣̹̩͕͘ͅȩ͕̻̳̹̩̺̥͚̙̩̀͡͠ ̸͍͓̣̤͚̤̘̞͚̲̻͢͟͡͡b̠͔̞̟́͢ͅa̸̧̛͉͚͈̠̙̯͙͖̙͇̣̗̩̰̖͘̕ļ͓̣̮̱̰͈͇̳̥̦̀l̡̢̫̤͉̺̤̤͔͓̫̫̩̣̜͈̩̼̰͟͜ ҉̛̯̟̮͓̜̜͙̞̦̻̰̝̀ͅò̴̞̬̳͍̥͉̙̞͍̦͕̝̩̮̼͎̮͚̬͢n̡̞̖̮͇̭̬͍̣͙͙̥̤̺̮̲͎̺͉͜ ͔̦͎̙̭̘̤͖͖̪͈̝̠̘̀͟ͅt̴̨̳̪͈͜͢͝h̷̡͎̮̳̙͖̤̜̲̰̰͠ḛ̶̶̢̻͈̖ͅ ̝̱̲̗͈͓͕̥̱̬̭̜͕̬͕́͟͝b͝͏̸͈̲͍͔̘̭̜͈̝̜͕͚͍͖͈͎̻ḁ̶̷̵͉͈̺̱̖͍͎̻̹̞̞͘ͅḻ̶͕̹͓͖̳̩͕͍̹̙̟͍͓̰́ļ̸̯̥̞̩̠͞͡ ̢͈̲͖̼͈̘̦̤͞ǫ̼̼̙̦͕̬̙͍̼̲͓͟n̶͏̮̯̫̹͕̺̹̳͍͙̩͚̻͇̮̻̩͎͘ ̸̮̬̼̖̥̹͙͇̦͙̳̪̱̦̺̩͉͠͡ͅţ̸̘̖̬͓̥̳̹̘̮̮̀h̨͉̼̞̘͚̤̞̫͔̮̱̳̱̗̲͚́͘͢é̵̡̤̺̠̮̜̲̖͚̭͎̘̞̗̘͟ ̛̖͔̤͚̫̬͚̲͜ͅͅb͚͈͖͕̰̦̦͟a͟҉͖͍̰͍̳͖̟ͅl̶̛̜͔̻͙̟̩̪̮͎͖̳͡ͅl̸͡͏͚̮͖͔̰ ҉҉̴̘͇͉͈͇̹̙̖̙̼̪̗̼͔̱̗͔̮͉̕

Wat

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Wat

--Patrick

KΣΣP YӨЦЯ ΣYΣ ӨП ƬΉΣ BΛᄂᄂ
๏ภ tђє ๒คll
o刀 ｲん乇 乃ﾑﾚﾚ
ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓐⓛⓛ
ןןɐq ǝɥʇ uo
o̟̗͇̩̦̲n̥̝ ̙̙̠̤̠̦͞ţh̼̙̟̩̪e͓̰̟̖͍ͅ ̵̝̣̭͎̙̖̮b̩̜̭̯̟̤a̭͔l̛̬͚͙̬ͅl̼͔̳̟͎̭͉
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[PatrThom]

I can read it, just didn't know anything about this "zalgo" thing.
It's like something I need to read by holding up a piece of red cellophane, except not red cellophane.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Scared that guy so bad that it blew the abalone right off his head.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Frank]

This one earned a chuckle from me.

 

[HCGLNS]

Suicide machine

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Suicide machine

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That's not funny.

 

[GasBandit]

Kind of puts a new perspective on the "Useless Machines" which are designed to do nothing other than mechanically turn their own switch back to off when turned on.

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Scientifically satisfying

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Bones]

For the doom weasel queen @Emrys.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

Samus Aran as a wee girl.

 

[GasBandit]

My hobby: Painting medicine balls to look like soccer balls.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Chad Sexington]

I don't get it?

 

[GasBandit]

I don't get it?

Jennifer Lawrence is an internet darling, and she accidentally broke her mints.



In other news, HORSE VS DIRTBIKE GO

 

[GasBandit]

Why you saw WITH the grain.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Jax]

Wow, she's smokin' hot!

 

[PatrThom]

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I remember that, it's something like a carbide blade shaving steel or some such.

My hobby: Painting medicine balls to look like soccer balls.

As I recall, they were actually filled with concrete. Ow.

Now do it with steel wool!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

The new dance craze that's sweeping the nation, DO THE BUKKAKE!

 

[PatrThom]

Why yes, that does look like a good candidate for stabilization, thank you for asking.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Somebody tried but it inexplicably slowed it down.

 

[PatrThom]

Somebody tried but it inexplicably slowed it down.

They forgot to change the default delay between frames when they saved the file (it's still set at 100ms, or 10fps).

Edited it and changed the delay settings to be the same as the original (30ms, or 33fps).
Rock it, redhead!

--Patrick

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I like the guy in the background he's just like "wow"

 

[PatrThom]

I like the guy in the background he's just like "wow"

And then he leaves, but not before grabbing a stare down her cleavage.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Who's the REAL amateur here?

The kicker, or the trainer who bends down into the kick?

 

[PatrThom]

Maybe he's trying to get her to ask him out as an apology.

--Patrick