Crazy Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell: I have proof that China interfered in the 2020 presidential election. Prove me wrong & get $5 million. (Now I just need to be sure to only make that data available at a "cyber symposium" I organised where the only other people there will be other election deniers. They won't want to prove me wrong.)
Guy at the symposium: Oh sweet, proof that Joe Biden didn't win the election! Awww, this is easily proven wrong data. Oh well, $5 million is a pretty nice consolation prize.
Mike Lindell: Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?
Private arbitration panel: Mike Lindell set up this competion, he set the prize money at $5 million, that guy won according to the rules of the competition.
Pay up motherfucker.

