Convicted Felon, Racist, Rapist, and President Trump Thread

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

"I Love King Charles," the president said in a Truth Social post.

www.newsweek.com

...yes, the newest "solution" cooked up by Trump, no doubt inspired by the Declaration of Independence he has hanging in his office, is for the USA to join the most honorable group of former British colonies.
You can't make this stuff up, folks.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

What. The actual. Fuck.

I knew he was trying to take this country backwards, but this is above and beyond. You know what? In light of every other stupid thing he's doing, SURE, WHY NOT. COLONY TIME IT IS.

 

[PatrThom]

SURE, WHY NOT. COLONY TIME INNIT.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[Krisken]

I never thought I would say I hate this place, but here we are.

 

[chris]

Wow, that was unexpected. I never thought that a sitting president of the United States suggest that the US becoming part of the british commonwealth. Again.

Wasn't the whole point not being a british colony anymore?

 

[HCGLNS]

CANZUK is picking up steam and chuckles feels left out. Next week it will pine to join BRICS.

 

[mikerc]

What. The actual. Fuck.

I knew he was trying to take this country backwards, but this is above and beyond. You know what? In light of every other stupid thing he's doing, SURE, WHY NOT. COLONY TIME IT IS.

Firstly, as your neighbours to the north could tell you, being in the commonwealth does not make you a colony.

Secondly, part of the requirements to join are

• an applicant country must demonstrate commitment to: democracy and democratic processes, including free and fair elections and representative legislatures; the rule of law and independence of the judiciary; good governance, including a well-trained public service and transparent public accounts; and protection of human rights, freedom of expression, and equality of opportunity

Joe Biden's America would have been considered had it applied. Donald Trump's America is not eligible.

 

[Cheesy1]

Speaker Johnson has backed a bill seeking to bar district judges from issuing nationwide injunctions

"Because fuck the Constitution when it suits us!"

 

[GasBandit]

Handy little "crimes of trump" flash card

 

[Bubble181]

Sad thing is most of those business ventures that failed due to lack of demand/engagement would be resounding successes nowadays.

 

[HCGLNS]

Brand new executive order stripping you of all your voting rights.

Do you know where your towel is?

 

[Bubble181]

Link for those who haven't seen

States rights! Except when it doesn't suit us!

 

[PatrThom]

Trump Warned U.S. Automakers Not to Raise Prices in Response to Tariffs
That doesn't sound very capitalist of you.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Profit margin on cars is about 6%...

So your discarded cumsock just ordered 10% of your GDP to take a 19% loss.

 

[blotsfan]

Hold up let him cook

 

[Bubble181]

With tariffs on steel and aluminum, car parts, and cars... Does this idiot really think it's so easy to suddenly make cars in America, from American parts, from American base resources, without migrants to do the work?
I mean, yes, of course he thinks so, but it just boggles my mind how little a supposed "business" poison actually understands about business.

 

[MindDetective]

With tariffs on steel and aluminum, car parts, and cars... Does this idiot really think it's so easy to suddenly make cars in America, from American parts, from American base resources, without migrants to do the work?
I mean, yes, of course he thinks so, but it just boggles my mind how little a supposed "business" poison actually understands about business.

Solution: Children. /s

 

[figmentPez]

It's not PC to call Trump a criminal anymore, he's a "person of crime".

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Trump seems unable to come up with the word "criminal" and instead calls them "people of crime"

bsky.app

 

[PatrThom]

it just boggles my mind how little a supposed "business" poison actually understands about business.

I mean, we've seen his previous acumen. The only thing that boggles my mind is how he's been allowed to tank the economy of an entire nation for this long without being shot outside a hotel by some desperate CEO.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

It's interesting seeing the rest of the world react to Trump's populist movement and how it's causing it to backfire everywhere else.

 

[figmentPez]

"The Nazis have justified such actions by various pious frauds. One of these frauds is the claim that they are occupying a nation for the purpose of 'restoring order.' Another is that they are occupying or controlling a nation on the excuse that they are 'protecting it' against the aggression of somebody else. For example, Germany has said that she was occupying Belgium to save the Belgians from the British."
- President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, December 29, 1940: Fireside Chat 16: On the "Arsenal of Democracy"

"It’s time to bring security back to Greenland."
- Vice President JD Vance, March 31, 2025: VP Twitter account

 

[Kovac]

'I understand why so many Americans do wish that he could run for a third term, because he's accomplishing so much in this first 100 days that they wish it could go on for much longer,' - Mike Johnson

No one crashes the economy like Trump.

Yuuuuge success

Give him enough time and he will create a dystopian nightmare like you wouldn't believe

 

[chris]

Give him enough time and he will create a dystopian nightmare like you wouldn't believe

He already did. Reality just can't keep up fast enough.

 

[Dave]

No one crashes the economy like Trump.

That sounds like the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast.

Noooooo oooooone crashes like Trump
No one trashes like Trump
No ones life is incredibly classless like Trump!

 

[PatrThom]

Well this is a consequence of Citizens United I had not considered:
Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Can we start jailing a corporation then, too? Just put all directors, the full C-suit and all major shareholders together in one cell (since they're one entity) and give'm one ration per day. I don't see any major downside.

In other news, Trump has announced his Freedom Tariffs, and they're awesome if you were going to completely destroy the Western economy.

 

[MindDetective]

Can we start jailing a corporation then, too? Just put all directors, the full C-suit and all major shareholders together in one cell (since they're one entity) and give'm one ration per day. I don't see any major downside.

In other news, Trump has announced his Freedom Tariffs, and they're awesome if you were going to completely destroy the Western economy.

Truth Social will be running for president in 2028.

 

[Bubble181]

I don't think it's 35 years old yet.

 

[Tress]

I don't think it's 35 years old yet.

So what? No one seems to give a shit about what the Constitution says anyway.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Tinwhistler]

Anyone else feel like private equity has bought the USA?

 

[figmentPez]

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[figmentPez]

Anyone else feel like private equity has bought the USA?

And they're intentionally running it into the ground while selling off everything of value.