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Creepy 30-Something Dude Hits on Teenage Barista, Gets Banned, Throws Fit

Dec 30, 2016#1

ThatNickGuy

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2016/12/29/spokane-washingtons-most-single-man/

Boy, this guy is a real winner. He makes it clear that he didn't mention sex in his note to her. Though his Facebook profile is littered with him going on about his sperm and young women's reproductive systems.

I may have dated that young, myself, but it was a mistake in retrospect and SHE asked me out. I sure as hell wasn't creepy or passive aggressive like passing her a note like I was still in high school.

Dec 30, 2016#2

Gruebeard

Hmm . . . maybe I should pass my bartender a note.

Dec 30, 2016#3

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
Hmm . . . maybe I should pass my bartender a note.

Maybe print it on your avatar.

Dec 30, 2016#4

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
Maybe print it on your avatar.

With Ketchup!

Dec 30, 2016#5

Celt Z

To be fair, even if you took out the age obsession, this guy seems (and looks) completely off his rocker.

Starting when I was a teen, I was very wary of older guys who were seeking out younger girls (and I don't mean getting to know someone and then finding out their age). I usually steered clear of them, but from personal experience and watching what some of my girlfriends went through, those almost always had personal issues that they assumed younger women wouldn't have the life-experience or good sense to see the red flags in their behavior.

Dec 30, 2016#6

ThatNickGuy

Celt Z said:
To be fair, even if you took out the age obsession, this guy seems (and looks) completely off his rocker.

Starting when I was a teen, I was very wary of older guys who were seeking out younger girls (and I don't mean getting to know someone and then finding out their age). I usually steered clear of them, but from personal experience and watching what some of my girlfriends went through, those almost always had personal issues that they assumed younger women wouldn't have the life-experience or good sense to see the red flags in their behavior.

Have any horror stories of your own about creepy-as-fuck dudes?

(Not including the pervs here on Halforums, of course.

)

Dec 30, 2016#7

phil

Social media might be the worst thing ever invented. Christ this guy probably has a bunch of other trolls telling him he's right and reinforcing his beliefs.

Dec 30, 2016#8

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
Have any horror stories of your own about creepy-as-fuck dudes?

(Not including the pervs here on Halforums, of course. )

Oh, well, if you take out the Halforums people...!

Like I said, I generally avoided all flirtation from guys who were more interested in my youth, even at 13. (I was not the kind to be impressed by "older, experienced" guys.) Off the top of my head, two that I got involved with stand out:

1) When I was a sophomore, a senior I had been working on a project with asked me out. It doesn't seem like a big age gap, but our high school proper was sophomores, juniors, seniors, so there was a power dynamic. I didn't say yes because he was a senior, but because when I was working with him he seemed nice. To this day, I'm not sure if he didn't have a lot of experience dating, or he assumed because I was a sophomore I'd be grateful and unquestioning, but he tried to get way too physical too fast (not to mention he thought kissing was trying to shove his tongue down my throat) and I dumped him after a few days. He was pissed, but tough shit for him. He did have a number of short-lived relationships with some other sophomores, so there's that.

2)In college, when I was 19 I went out with a guy who was 34. We didn't know the age gap until after we had been talking a while. Again, the relationship was short-lived, because he would try to convince me that as long as I was on the pill, he didn't need to use a condom. I laughed in his face because I was 19, not brain dead. He never got his way, and I started seeing someone else.

Dec 30, 2016#9

Gruebeard

Celt Z said:
Oh, well, if you take out the Halforums people...!

Honey, it's not him I want taking me out. :unibrow:

[DOUBLEPOST=1483130510,1483130461][/DOUBLEPOST]@Bubble181, when are you taking me out to dinner?

Dec 30, 2016#10

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
@Bubble181, when are you taking me out to dinner?

When you're paying the airfare across the pond

Dec 30, 2016#11

GasBandit

"Halforums people."

They mean "Gas Bandit" ¬_¬

Dec 30, 2016#12

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
"Halforums people."

They mean "Gas Bandit" ¬_¬

Even towards the redheads on this forum, there's bigger pervs than you.

And have you seen the age difference between that @Dave guy and his wife? They needed to invent a whole new branch of mathematics to cope with the number of years!

Dec 30, 2016#13

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
Even towards the redheads on this forum, there's bigger pervs than you.

I suppose that depends on whether you include people who don't post here any more or not.

Still, I bet even Icarus and Mav never PMed another halforumite a Dick pic!

Dec 30, 2016#14

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
Even towards the redheads on this forum, there's bigger pervs than you.

I work hard for that title! Except I'm probably pretty behind on perving on the general Halforums population. So, uhh.. how -you- doin? All of you.

Dec 30, 2016#15

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
"Halforums people."

They mean "Gas Bandit" ¬_¬

Psh, whaaaat? No! No, of course not! How dare you make that assumt...No! Shame on you, sir! I would nev...No! I'm not say....

Aw hell. Yes. Yes I am.

Dec 30, 2016#16

mikerc

Oh, is this the thread where we get to be dirty creepers?

Kelt Zed said:
watching...my girlfriends

Go on...

What? If I didn't make that joke @bhamv3 would have.

Dec 30, 2016#17

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
I suppose that depends on whether you include people who don't post here any more or not.

Still, I bet even Icarus and Mav never PMed another halforumite a Dick pic!

Oh, you mean that way. I figured you meant all the female posters we've scared away

Dec 30, 2016#18

Dei

GasBandit said:
I suppose that depends on whether you include people who don't post here any more or not.

Still, I bet even Icarus and Mav never PMed another halforumite a Dick pic!

We're not sure about @Tinwhistler though.

Dec 30, 2016#19

Bubble181

Dei said:
We're not sure about @Tinwhistler though.

IIRC his big pink floppy has a name, and it isn't Dick.

Dec 30, 2016#20

Celt Z

mroosc1979 said:
Oh, is this the thread where we get to be dirty creepers?

Go on...

What? If I didn't make that joke @bhamv3 would have.

Dec 30, 2016#21

Hailey Knight

GasBandit said:
Still, I bet even Icarus and Mav never PMed another halforumite a Dick pic!

Dick pic > Mav describing violent rape fantasies for other halforumites or discussing his opinions on women here and elsewhere

I could get into stories, one of me, others of my wife, but since hers most end in police involvement, they'd probably be harshing this thread's mellow.

Dec 30, 2016#22

GasBandit

Zero Esc said:
Dick pic > Mav describing violent rape fantasies for other halforumites or discussing his opinions on women here and elsewhere

Well...... yeah, alright.

Zero Esc said:
I could get into stories, one of me, others of my wife, but since hers most end in police involvement, they'd probably be harshing this thread's mellow.

Jibbers crabst, of people HERE?!

Dec 30, 2016#23

Hailey Knight

GasBandit said:
Jibbers crabst, of people HERE?!

No, no! Shit, I didn't mean to imply that!

I'm laughing so hard now though

. Sorry.

Dec 30, 2016#24

Bubble181

Hey now, it took a lot of effort and internet stalking to find his wife and stalk her from across the globe enough to convince her to involve Interpol! I deserve some recognition, dammit!

Dec 30, 2016#25

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
Hey now, it took a lot of effort and internet stalking to find his wife and stalk her from across the globe enough to convince her to involve Interpol! I deserve some recognition, dammit!

You're the new Icarus of Halforums, you dirty old man.

Dec 30, 2016#26

Celt Z

Bubble181 said:
Hey now, it took a lot of effort and internet stalking to find his wife and stalk her from across the globe enough to convince her to involve Interpol! I deserve some recognition, dammit!

Hey baby, you can perch in my barn anytime!

...wait, how old are you again? What's the avain age of consent?

Dec 30, 2016#27

GasBandit

Clearly I need to step up my game.

Dec 30, 2016#28

Bubble181

Celt Z said:
Hey baby, you can perch in my barn anytime!

...wait, how old are you again? What's the avain age of consent?

Turned 32 this week, and, errr, less than that. :ninja:

Dec 30, 2016#29

Tinwhistler

Dei said:
We're not sure about @Tinwhistler though.

I can honestly say I've never PM'd anyone a dick pic on halforums

(but if you're asking...)

Dec 30, 2016#30

GasBandit

Whuuup here it comes...

Dec 30, 2016#31

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
on halforums

We all remember this place used to be called Halforum. And Halfpixel. And....

Dec 30, 2016#32

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
We all remember this place used to be called Halforum. And Halfpixel. And....

TIL the real reason why Kurtz dropped us like a hot potato.

Dec 30, 2016#33

ThatNickGuy

Oh hey, did someone say Dick pics?

Dec 30, 2016#34

Emrys

GasBandit said:
Whuuup here it comes...

Yowza!

Dec 30, 2016#35

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
Oh hey, did someone say Dick pics?

View attachment 22948

He's become synonymous with gratuitous butt shots and that's the pic you use?

[DOUBLEPOST=1483147637,1483147500][/DOUBLEPOST]Bring on the Dick butt pics!

Dec 30, 2016#36

mikerc

ThatNickGuy said:
Oh hey, did someone say Dick pics?

View attachment 22948

Oh, now that's just disturbing Nick.

The proprtions are all wrong. The torso is way too short compared to the head. Also skin tight clothing over flat crotch implying that Dick has no dick.

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Dec 30, 2016#37

Celt Z

mroosc1979 said:
Oh, now that's just disturbing Nick.

The proprtions are all wrong. The torso is way too short compared to the head. Also skin tight clothing over flat crotch implying that Dick has no dick.

He's suffering from Comic Ladies' Spine! We're going to need treatment. Quick, someone find Rob Liefeld and slap him!

Dec 30, 2016#38

mikerc

Celt Z said:
He's suffering from Comic Ladies' Spine! We're going to need treatment. Quick, someone find Rob Liefeld and slap him!

That's not Comic Ladies' Spine. Comic Ladies' Spine involves the chest & butt facing in the same direction, this is a weirdly short spine.

But(t) treatment should still involve slapping Rob Liefeld anyway.

Dec 30, 2016#39

IronBrig4

I've got a bigger, blacker floppy.

Dec 30, 2016#40

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Clearly I need to step up my game.

His Carel Struycken impression is on point.

--Patrick

Dec 31, 2016#41

bhamv3

Aw come on, there was perving here and I missed it?

Back on topic regarding the creepy guy hitting on the barista, I'm personally inclined to be a bit more sympathetic towards him. There's no denying that his behavior and his beliefs are creepy and unhinged, but there, for the grace of god, go I. I remember what it's like to so palpably desperate for companionship, to want to put stock in anything, anything at all, that might help me get a girlfriend or help explain why I don't have a girlfriend. Dodgy biology lessons? That so easily could've been me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hug my wife now and thank her for rescuing me from a life as a creepy old man.

Dec 31, 2016#42

Hailey Knight

bhamv3 said:
Aw come on, there was perving here and I missed it?

Back on topic regarding the creepy guy hitting on the barista, I'm personally inclined to be a bit more sympathetic towards him. There's no denying that his behavior and his beliefs are creepy and unhinged, but there, for the grace of god, go I. I remember what it's like to so palpably desperate for companionship, to want to put stock in anything, anything at all, that might help me get a girlfriend or help explain why I don't have a girlfriend. Dodgy biology lessons? That so easily could've been me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hug my wife now and thank her for rescuing me from a life as a creepy old man.

Are you calling decency privilege on us?

I mean ... I guess? At my loneliest I never talked or wrote or thought like that, but maybe I was raised better than that guy.

Dec 31, 2016#43

Celt Z

bhamv3 said:
I remember what it's like to so palpably desperate for companionship, to want to put stock in anything, anything at all, that might help me get a girlfriend or help explain why I don't have a girlfriend.

But it feels like he's doing the opposite of this. He seems to believe he is entitled to a particular type of woman, thus closing himself off from a number of relationships, and is using faulty logic to back that up. He's also being very aggressive about it, which isn't excusable.

There's a big difference from the awkward, pervy thoughts people have in their head, and being so aggressive that the authorities need to step in. I'm going to assume you never got to the point where the cops had to be involved, or removed from a job because of your behavior.

Dec 31, 2016#44

ThatNickGuy

Celt Z said:
But it feels like he's doing the opposite of this. He seems to believe he is entitled to a particular type of woman, thus closing himself off from a number of relationships, and is using faulty logic to back that up. He's also being very aggressive about it, which isn't excusable.

There's a big difference from the awkward, pervy thoughts people have in their head, and being so aggressive that the authorities need to step in. I'm going to assume you never got to the point where the cops had to be involved, or removed from a job because of your behavior.

That's the thing that most gets me and makes me question what exactly was on that note: according to him, there was an officer there waiting for him the next time he went in. I imagine he must have said in his note when he'd be coming back. But it also begs the question why they called the cops on him and not any other of your typical creepazoids that, sadly, many females have to put up with in customer service.

Dec 31, 2016#45

Hailey Knight

ThatNickGuy said:
That's the thing that most gets me and makes me question what exactly was on that note: according to him, there was an officer there waiting for him the next time he went in. I imagine he must have said in his note when he'd be coming back. But it also begs the question why they called the cops on him and not any other of your typical creepazoids that, sadly, many females have to put up with in customer service.

That's a good point. It's possible he wrote something alarming enough that elevated himself above the usual problem.

Dec 31, 2016#46

Celt Z

I'd say the odds are pretty strong he included some "facts" about his telomerase and how it would benefit her, whether she asked for it or not.

Dec 31, 2016#47

ThatNickGuy

Celt Z said:
I'd say the odds are pretty strong he included some "facts" about his telomerase and how it would benefit her, whether she asked for it or not.

"Hey! This note is totally not about sex, but let me give you this great description about how healthy my semen is!"

:eww:

Dec 31, 2016#48

Hailey Knight

"This isn't about negging; it's science!"

Dec 31, 2016#49

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
"Hey! This note is totally not about sex, but let me give you this great description about how healthy my semen is!"

The way things are these days, he could have just been quoting rap lyrics.

Dec 31, 2016#50

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Bring on the Dick butt pics!

Dec 31, 2016#51

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:

Dec 31, 2016#52

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
View attachment 22953

Jan 5, 2017#53

Gruebeard

So I saw this picture of Sly Stallone's daughters and thought, "hey, the one in middle."

. . .

Ugh.

Jan 5, 2017#54

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
So I saw this picture of Sly Stallone's daughters and thought, "hey, the one in middle."

. . .

Ugh.

That's not ugh.

THIS is ugh.

(almost posted it to the Misanthropy thread)

Jan 6, 2017#55

Mathias

ThatNickGuy said:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2016/12/29/spokane-washingtons-most-single-man/

Boy, this guy is a real winner. He makes it clear that he didn't mention sex in his note to her. Though his Facebook profile is littered with him going on about his sperm and young women's reproductive systems.

I may have dated that young, myself, but it was a mistake in retrospect and SHE asked me out. I sure as hell wasn't creepy or passive aggressive like passing her a note like I was still in high school.

How did I miss this? Being older (i.e. having more telomeric shortening due to age) does not mean you won't give your partner cancer. How the fuck does that even work? The only conceivable notion of this I can entertain is children fathered by an older male might have a HIGHER risk of cancer due to shitty older genes getting passed on. Telomeres HELP keep your DNA from getting damaged during replication due the the inherent nature of the process causing the ends to shorten at each replication cycle. As you get older your DNA literally starts losing information which is one of the leading theories behind aging. Lengthening telomeres is actually a really cool area of study. Things like exercise and good diet are shown to promote telomere lengthening.

This guy is literally bragging about being a tired, old sack of shit with bad genes.

Dave, being old and tired, perhaps you can give us some insight here?

Jan 6, 2017#56

fade

Celt Z said:
There's a big difference from the awkward, pervy thoughts people have in their head, and being so aggressive that the authorities need to step in. I'm going to assume you never got to the point where the cops had to be involved, or removed from a job because of your behavior.

If pervy thoughts were illegal, I'd probably be on death row.

Jan 6, 2017#57

Ravenpoe

fade said:
If pervy thoughts were illegal, I'd probably be on death row.

A death row run entirely by female guards, amirite?

Jan 6, 2017#58

GasBandit

Sometimes I wish there was a pervy thought measuring device. I'm curious about who'd get a higher rating using it, me or Ravenpoe.

Jan 6, 2017#59

SpecialKO

ThatNickGuy said:
Oh hey, did someone say Dick pics?

View attachment 22948

Somehow, I hadn't realized that Dick basically went full JoJo part 1 in this pic....

Jan 6, 2017#60

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Sometimes I wish there was a pervy thought measuring device. I'm curious about who'd get a higher rating using it, me or Ravenpoe.

Are we gauging by intensity or frequency? Because honestly I think it's a toss-up either way.

Edit: What I meant to say was MY THOUGHTS AREN'T PERVY!

Jan 6, 2017#61

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
Are we gauging by intensity or frequency? Because honestly I think it's a toss-up either way.

Edit: What I meant to say was MY THOUGHTS AREN'T PERVY!

I think the real question is, given my expressive nature contrasting your repressive nature, what effect is made thereby? Does my perversion grow more via sharing, or does yours grow more from being bottled up?

Jan 6, 2017#62

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
That's not ugh.

THIS is ugh.

(almost posted it to the Misanthropy thread)

I think it's already been posted there. It's familiar.

Jan 6, 2017#63

Denbrought

GasBandit said:
given my expressive nature contrasting your repressive nature, what effect is made thereby? Does my perversion grow more via sharing, or does yours grow more from being bottled up?

That sounds like the badly translated tagline to a spankalicious GasBandit/Ravenpoe bara dojinshi.

Jan 6, 2017#64

drifter

Jan 6, 2017#65

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
I think the real question is, given my expressive nature contrasting your repressive nature, what effect is made thereby? Does my perversion grow more via sharing, or does yours grow more from being bottled up?

Denial is just schtick. If you've paid close attention in that other thread, I'm more than fine sharing whenever people ask. I just usually assume the 'normies' don't want to know.

Jan 6, 2017#66

Emrys

Boys, boys, you're all pervy.

Jan 6, 2017#67

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
Denial is just schtick. If you've paid close attention in that other thread, I'm more than fine sharing whenever people ask. I just usually assume the 'normies' don't want to know.

Yeah, but you weren't the one who felt compelled to start and continually update said other thread.

[DOUBLEPOST=1483740949,1483740851][/DOUBLEPOST]

Emrys said:
Boys, boys, you're all pervy.

Yeah, but who's MOST pervy? It's like Goku and Vegeta yelling and glowing brighter and brighter.[DOUBLEPOST=1483741053][/DOUBLEPOST]

Jan 6, 2017#68

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:

Oh, they're about to bone. And it's gonna be brutal.

Jan 6, 2017#69

Denbrought

Ravenpoe said:
Oh, they're about to bone. And it's gonna be brutal.

This is what the rewritten scanlation uses as their tagline instead.

Jan 6, 2017#70

GasBandit

Kai-oh-what?

Jan 6, 2017#71

fade

GasBandit said:
Yeah, but you weren't the one who felt compelled to start and continually update said other thread. [DOUBLEPOST=1483740949,1483740851][/DOUBLEPOST]
Yeah, but who's MOST pervy? It's like Goku and Vegeta yelling and glowing brighter and brighter.[DOUBLEPOST=1483741053][/DOUBLEPOST]

It's like they're looking at each other while masturbating.

They call it the "fusion dance" because things get all sticky after.

Jan 6, 2017#72

GasBandit

Wait till you learn about "beam struggles."

Jan 6, 2017#73

Emrys

I rest my case.

Jan 7, 2017#74

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Wait till you learn about "beam struggles."

What's wrong with those? It's just two huge, burly men grunting and yelling while trying to push their phallic beam the hardest so that theirs is the one to go through

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