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I haven't googled myself in a year or more, and figured it was about time to see what I've been up to. Apparently I'm on death row for helping my girlfriend kill her mom: http://crime.about.com/od/deathrow/ig/Florida-Death-Row-Inmates/Adam-Davis.htm One would think I'd remember something like that, but it says I was high during the act, so I guess that explains that. What have you been up to lately, according to google? -Adam

I don't remember any of them. For more details you'll have to talk to my lawyer.

According to google, I'm a cardiologist. Also, in addition to playing the tinwhistle, I'm also one of the best rock guitarists in cincinatti.
http://www.gregmahan.com/

I've known about that guitarist guy for a while now. I've often wondered if he ever googles himself and says "who the hell is this irish musician guy that keeps coming up?"

Well no crimes I could find but apparently I have many jobs in other places I didn't know about.


http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/brian/fraser

apparently I'm a famous artist.

Oh, according to Ripoff Report, I'm evidently a sleazy car mechanic in Florida and I write hot checks.

It seems I raped donkeys.

Regularly.

For a living.

Having a non-common name I show online as playing D&D, fantasy football and hanging out in some forum that shall remain unnamed...

Huh, Canada thinks I'm a corrupt politician and they want me recalled?

Those ingrates!

I have a really fancy resume!

And I committ the crime of BEING TOO SEXY!!! I am an underwear model!!

Still only some kind of semi-renowned journalist.

Nothing.

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Nothing.

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Ditto... all i got was my grades from college...

Apparently I broke into a home in Hilldale, WI last August, stealing, amongst other things, a shotgun. And I'm still on the run.

Well, I'm a former catcher for the Oakland Athletics, a virtuoso saxophonist who has performed with Paul Anka and Bob Hope, and the author of a series of children's books about my life as a criminal.

Damn. my real life rather sucks

wow, I just found some one with my name, and that uses a tweeter account that has the same name as my normal email accounts.

Several years ago there was a place kicker in the NCAA with my name. There is a sh!t ton of myspace and facebook pages with my name. I find it odd, because it is such a rare last name. I also found my linkedin account.

I'm a catholic priest.....

But from my linkdin:
Coordinator of Business & Employment Servcies at Middle Rio Grande Development Council
San Antonio, Texas Area


So when I'm not touching kids I'm being boring?

That's my full name though, which I don't usually go by. When I do just "Phil rigney" I actually get me for 3 of the hits. I need to check out some of these other guys.

My twin sister and I were in Three Men and a Baby. I didn't even know I had a twin! It'll be a surprise to my mom, too, I'm sure. LOL

I'm also a thoracic surgeon.

Apparently I have four different Twitter accounts, am a CEO of an electronics company, and for three years played in the NFL as an offensive tackle for the Miami Dolphins. When I weighed 305lbs.

I'm a lawyer in New York

I play baseball in Illinois

I also was part of the London Philharmonic and played in the Wizard of OZ in 1988. Not bad for an 8-yr-old, eh?

So far, all I know about him is his pic on Facebook, but I'm watching just in case. You never know with these things.

Apparently I'm dead, several times over. Even my full name is incredibly common.

Looking up my full name, I discovered I assaulted a nurse and a police officer. Wow, I pick my battles poorly.

I don't show up until page 5.

Gruebeard said:

Looking up my full name, I discovered I assaulted a nurse and a police officer. Wow, I pick my battles poorly.

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So, you have a thing for uniforms, aye?

If I look for my complete, rarely used name, you come up with a facebook page searching my surname, my old fotolog and two sites in... Nordic. I don't know what language it is, but it sounds cold and pantsless.

If I look for the name I use normally, I find out I'm every person with my surname on facebook and also an important expert on strategic marketing.

The obituary of my grandmother (from 1997) also comes up .

If I search my usual name and just one surname (remeber, in spain we have two of them), I'm an expert on marketing, a journalist in a catalan newspaper, a journalism student, an italian publisher of children's books, a juggler in renaissance fairs, an italian actor from the 50's (that appeared just in one film, "the bigamous") an actor from the 20's that acted in a film called "a flower in mud", and a catalan politician.

I'm a dead Duke's athletics division doctor and a guy from Halifax. Google works!

Let's see:

I'm the founder of CatholicSingles.Com;

I'm two lawyers out of Canutillo and El Paso, Texas;

I was in the 1983 TV movie "Hard Knox";

I'm an inmate out of Corcoran, California looking for a female penpal.


Wow, I'm all over the damn place! No wonder I'm broke and tired all the time!

Letterman hires a company to jump an RV over a Wal-Mart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers agree to play while strapped to its roof.

Meanwhile, Google returns zero results and suggests a different spelling of my first name.

apparently I play (or played) football for a college in Wisconsin, leading the big ten with seven interceptions in my first season, but have been suspended for reasons that have not been revealed.

Not only do I not remember what I did, no one will tell me.

I'm apparently one of a kind. I see an obituary, website, an article I interviewed for... Not a hell of a lot.

No crimes, just a large family of evangelical Christian ministers.

:suspicious:

According to this here Google thing, I'm a doctor of optometry in Northampton, graduated from Holyoke Community College in '72, got my BS from UMass in '74 and my Doctor of Optometry from the Pennsylvania College of Optometry in '78. I'm also the account director for government and public affairs for Hill & Knowlton (whomever they are) of China, while living in Port Coquitlam, BC, Canada and a competitive runner in the U.S. (The D.O. is a competitive runner). Also, I appear to have been quite fundamental in the Master's Thesis research done by a student at Akron University regarding "The Role of Thermal Niche Selection in the Maintenance of a Colour Polymorphism in Plethedon cinereus."

Damn I'm smart.

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Looking up my full name, I discovered I assaulted a nurse and a police officer. Wow, I pick my battles poorly.

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So, you have a thing for uniforms, aye? [/QUOTE]
Yes. They make me RAAAAAAAGE.

apperantly I am multiple famous and skilled theoretical physicists

I found my ham radio call sign

So apparently, I'm a photographer.

Oh, and a small time TV writer.

I am the author of several books. I have a doppelganger on Facebook in KC, MO. I am a proud member of an occult community.

The real me doesn't show up at all, unless you use Google Scholar.

I found a private Facebook page that doesn't tell me anything. I'm some sort of amateur photographer. And a musician. I like Johnny Cash, too. I also program, apparently.

Finally, I have at least four twitter accounts, one of which is actually mine, and another which I always get @ed instead of because this guy decided he wouldn't give up on the joshuathompson username. His solution: substitute 'ln' for the 'h' in 'thompson.'

Kind of clever. But more than a little ridiculous.

Hey, I'm a jazz musician with his own label. Cool.

I've died so many times and places I don't even exist anymore. Also, I played coronet.

I dont remember letting my man milk fall on a guy's face.

Allen said:

Letterman hires a company to jump an RV over a Wal-Mart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers agree to play while strapped to its roof.

Meanwhile, Google returns zero results and suggests a different spelling of my first name.

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I love you.

Dusty668 said:

I've died so many times and places I don't even exist anymore. Also, I played coronet.

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Coronet? Or Cornet?

Well my forum name comes up with a Christian Lingerie online store. No im not kidding.
www.holyknickers.com

I picked this name quite some time ago too.

Yeah, a former FEMA director is totally mucking this up for me, bastard

Mostly me. I've got a pretty big real-name web presence due to job and conference work combined with a rare name. The only other two that really pop up are the director of something called the Meeker Museum (apparently collects B-movie stills?) and the University of Houston basketball coach, maybe?

Let's see...

I ran a marathon in 2004.

I play major league pesäpallo (Finnish Baseball) in Vimpeli.

I am responsible for the school curriculum for the city of Ulvila as the resident systems expert.

Also, I am the secretary for a village preservation society in northern Finland.

I apparently had a baby girl in Tampere last February. That simply can't be; no one in their right mind would live in Tampere.

And apparently I wrote a crappy short story that sounds like a Disney rip-off... Oh wait, that WAS me. D'OH!

Well sheeeeee-it, like I apparently got married in some swanky-ass wedding:

http://weddings.weddingchannel.com/...ngs/Katie-Sawyer-and-Colin-Boyle-Wedding.aspx

Also, hey presto, I'm already a published writer!

http://www2.xlibris.com/Bookstore/author.aspx?authorid=40340

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Apparently I've been working as a police officer in Oregon, OH and have been suspended for illegal use of government computers. Really a big scandal, apparently, there, but I don't remember it at all.

http://swampbubbles.com/20090910/officer-jeff-brown-oregon-police-dept