Crimes you don't remember committing

[Terrik]

I found my ham radio call sign

 

[Viggs]

So apparently, I'm a photographer.

Oh, and a small time TV writer.

 

[drawn_inward]

I am the author of several books. I have a doppelganger on Facebook in KC, MO. I am a proud member of an occult community.

The real me doesn't show up at all, unless you use Google Scholar.

 

[Rob King]

I found a private Facebook page that doesn't tell me anything. I'm some sort of amateur photographer. And a musician. I like Johnny Cash, too. I also program, apparently.

Finally, I have at least four twitter accounts, one of which is actually mine, and another which I always get @ed instead of because this guy decided he wouldn't give up on the joshuathompson username. His solution: substitute 'ln' for the 'h' in 'thompson.'

Kind of clever. But more than a little ridiculous.

 

[Iaculus]

Hey, I'm a jazz musician with his own label. Cool.

 

[Dusty668]

I've died so many times and places I don't even exist anymore. Also, I played coronet.

 

[JCM]

I dont remember letting my man milk fall on a guy's face.

 

[Gusto]

Letterman hires a company to jump an RV over a Wal-Mart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers agree to play while strapped to its roof.

Meanwhile, Google returns zero results and suggests a different spelling of my first name.

I love you.

 

[Rob King]

I've died so many times and places I don't even exist anymore. Also, I played coronet.

Coronet? Or Cornet?

 

[Holy Knickers]

Well my forum name comes up with a Christian Lingerie online store. No im not kidding.
www.holyknickers.com

I picked this name quite some time ago too.

 

[meyoumeyou]

Yeah, a former FEMA director is totally mucking this up for me, bastard

 

[fade]

Mostly me. I've got a pretty big real-name web presence due to job and conference work combined with a rare name. The only other two that really pop up are the director of something called the Meeker Museum (apparently collects B-movie stills?) and the University of Houston basketball coach, maybe?

 

[North_Ranger]

Let's see...

I ran a marathon in 2004.

I play major league pesäpallo (Finnish Baseball) in Vimpeli.

I am responsible for the school curriculum for the city of Ulvila as the resident systems expert.

Also, I am the secretary for a village preservation society in northern Finland.

I apparently had a baby girl in Tampere last February. That simply can't be; no one in their right mind would live in Tampere.

And apparently I wrote a crappy short story that sounds like a Disney rip-off... Oh wait, that WAS me. D'OH!

 

[Philosopher B.]

Well sheeeeee-it, like I apparently got married in some swanky-ass wedding:

http://weddings.weddingchannel.com/...ngs/Katie-Sawyer-and-Colin-Boyle-Wedding.aspx

Also, hey presto, I'm already a published writer!

http://www2.xlibris.com/Bookstore/author.aspx?authorid=40340

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I love you.

 

[Sparhawk]

Apparently I've been working as a police officer in Oregon, OH and have been suspended for illegal use of government computers. Really a big scandal, apparently, there, but I don't remember it at all.

http://swampbubbles.com/20090910/officer-jeff-brown-oregon-police-dept