Crone's "ask me anything, with a twist" thread.

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Andromache

So I'll play along. Ask your questions. And answer them, as well.

If you answer them honestly and truthfully, so will I. Because really, it's all about you.
 
Jake

Jake

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Damn, I should have saved my question from the other thread. :eek:rly:
 
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Andromache

Ask me anything, with a twist:

As they say in LoTRO, this entity is tapped.

but you're welcome to whatever sexual fantasies you like.
 
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Soliloquy

Ask me anything, with a twist:

How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?
 
Jake

Jake

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Wait, I have a real one! Seeing as you and your partner are a bit more stacked in the X chromosome department than is generally conducive to reproduction amongst yourselves, how did your little bundle of joy come to be? Adoption, or did one of you do the pregnancy thing? Genuinely curious.

To fulfill my end, I had sex with my wife at least twice (that I recall) and she gestated and delivered the beasts (C-section each time, not by choice).
 
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Soliloquy

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Crone;257485][quote=Soliloquy said:
How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?
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Curious. Were you planning on answering this one?[/QUOTE]

I would if I could. I think it had something do do with a flame war going a bit too far into personal issues, but I don't know any of the specifics.
 
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Andromache

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Jake said:
Wait, I have a real one! Seeing as you and your partner are a bit more stacked in the X chromosome department than is generally conducive to reproduction amongst yourselves, how did your little bundle of joy come to be? Adoption, or did one of you do the pregnancy thing? Genuinely curious.

To fulfill my end, I had sex with my wife at least twice (that I recall) and she gestated and delivered the beasts (C-section each time, not by choice).
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Pregnancy. She is the birth mother, by a donor through https://www.pacrepro.com/index.php

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Chazwozel;257498][quote=Soliloquy said:
How in the world did the inexplicable Chaz/Crone hate fest get started?
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I don't hate. I just get annoyed.[/QUOTE]


Totally this.

(secretly, I love chazwozel, but sometimes he and I just get on each others nerves. Most times though, I think he's adorable. But life is just easier if I pretend to hate him.)
 
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ThatNickGuy

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When you gonna let me tap that?

My answer: When you buy me dinner. :D
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Can we see more pictures of the little bundles of joy? ^_^

No, you cannot. But for the record, I looked like Sting with carrot hair.
 
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Andromache

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Shegokigo;257615][quote=Crone said:
though I suppose if you manage to ... no, on second though only Shegokigo could have ever done that, and we hate each other now.
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That hate, is one sided my dear. :confused:[/QUOTE]

I'd believe you, except I sent a very long pm (drunken, admittedly) that basically bared my heart to you, and heard no reply. Chilling silence, in fact, became its own reply.
 
strawman

strawman

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Why "crone"?

stienman came from some dark recess of my teenage mind back in the age of BBS's. I somehow still connection it to The Ghost Busters, but I can't find out how/why now. It is not connected to the beer stein, though it is fortuitous that I put the i before e as it's easily differentiable in google searches from all the other steinmans out there.

What new and/or interesting thing did your child(ren?) learn today?

My sister in law stopped by with her friend and his Harley motorcycle, and the kids spent a good 15 minutes crawing all over it asking about all the bits and pieces.

-Adam
 
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Wasabi Poptart

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Are you and your partner going to have any more children?



I'm done with this whole pregnancy thing. Two kids are enough and on top of it I'm getting too old for this shit. My husband is getting a vasectomy in the near future.
 
Hylian

Hylian

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Q)have you ever not wanted to maybe sometimes not kill a sleepy turtle?


A) sure I have thought about killing a turtle before
 
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Andromache

Ask me anything, with a twist:

stienman said:
Why "crone"?

What new and/or interesting thing did your child(ren?) learn today?


-Adam
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it goes way back to Skurtz insulting any anime/manga loving girl as a teenage catgirl.


Asia is not in California. And also, that strawberry jam and sugar and white bread do not become powdered jelly doughnuts.

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WildSoul said:
Are you and your partner going to have any more children?
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things we ponder in the dead of night. I dunno.

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hylian said:
have you ever not wanted to maybe sometimes not kill a sleepy turtle?
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Are you going to answer this question?
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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What is the "darndest" thing your kids have said (that you recall)?

Childless. Ask again in 2019.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

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What was the worst food-based decision you ever made?

For me, it was getting into my car after a night of heavy drinking and deciding that the Italian combo with mayo from Subway that I bought the night before would still be good eating.
 
fade

fade

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Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.
 
fade

fade

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Or maybe, just maybe people were reading through 20 of these and didn't bother to read the rule-bends in the rule-bending ones.
 
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Andromache

Ask me anything, with a twist:

North_Ranger said:
What is the "darndest" thing your kids have said (that you recall)?

Childless. Ask again in 2019.
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Nothing terrible yet, but I did get a lot of stares in the grocery queue when he said "Shit mommy, Shit!" instead of sit... (he wanted to sit in the buggy car cart)

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Fun Size said:
What was the worst food-based decision you ever made?

For me, it was getting into my car after a night of heavy drinking and deciding that the Italian combo with mayo from Subway that I bought the night before would still be good eating.
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I make horrific food decisions all the time, as I'm learning to [STRIKE]deep fry things that shouldn't be eaten[/STRIKE] cook , but lately it was fried country potatoes, chili, eggs, tomatoes, tortillas, a shit tonne of chili powder I get from a farmers market, and bacon.

really bad idea, but I'm in the "oh, can I cook that? would that go well with this? Imma try!" phase

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fade said:
Are you still depressed? I remember a certain picture you posted once that I genuinely hope was a 'shop.
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Are you going to answer that question?
:WTongue:

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Shegokigo said:
Is the concept of this thread too hard to grasp for some people?

Sure seems like it.
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Reading is hard. like, reading pm's. And replying to them too, I bet.
 
Andi

Andi

Ask me anything, with a twist:

Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.
 
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Andromache

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Andi said:
Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.
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Would it shock you to know that for a while I was a member of the NRA?

Also? field prepping an elk is something I discovered I only wanted to do once. Thank god I was with a group.
" keep rolling the innards from the cavity to the ground. Pull gently on the intestines to pull the anus and attached penis out through the body cavity"
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Andi

Andi

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Crone;258673][quote=Andi said:
Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animal yourself?

Probably, but I guess I'd eat less meat then.
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Would it shock you to know that for a while I was a member of the NRA?

Also? field prepping an elk is something I discovered I only wanted to do once. Thank god I was with a group.
" keep rolling the innards from the cavity to the ground. Pull gently on the intestines to pull the anus and attached penis out through the body cavity"
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Shouldn't it be us who ask the questions? No, it wouldn't shock me.

And yeah... Preparing an animal so that it can be eaten is not something beautiful to do/behold.

Do you like crying?

It depends on the tears. Sometimes I wish I could just release blocked feelings by just crying. (Solly fol bad engrish)
 
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