Dear forumites, this is totally not a scam

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strawman

strawman

I am investing in the halforums stock game, and while it appears I'm not doing well right now, I like to play the long term market. I'm sure my stocks will do well over time.

However, many of you are not participating, and your halbucks sit there, lonesome, unused. Like Bilbo Baggins, they are comfortable - but there's an itch they can't quite reach, and that itch is adventure!

If you send your halbucks to me, I assure you they will receive the utmost care and attention, and, most of all, they will go on an adventure!

They will be better for the experience.

To the left, under my avatar, you can see "Money: HB xxx". Click on the HB, and transfer your halbucks to me. You've recently received at least 5,000 of them, so if you aren't sure how many you have, just transfer 5,000.

This isn't a ponzi scheme, an investment scheme, or a multi-level-marketing scam! I promise you will receive absolutely nothing back.

But I assure you that the brokenhearted halbucks sitting idly in your account will go on an adventure they will never forget, should you choose to donate them to the stienman fund.

Thank you for your time and consideration!
 
Frank

Frank

Not surprisingly, I think instead of giving Steinman money, you give it all to me so I can personally buy enough pretend stock to become the pretend majority shareholder at THQ and I can pretend release the new games that we're all pretend stoked for that are in danger currently of not pretend being released.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

If he opened up the game to micropayments, Dave could potentially make a killing off just Stienman. The board would be paid for all of 2013 in only a few hours!

--Patrick
 
Dave

Dave

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PatrThom said:
If he opened up the game to micropayments, Dave could potentially make a killing off just Stienman. The board would be paid for all of 2013 in only a few hours!

--Patrick
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That's an idea! And then I give everyone 1M HB and watch the money pour in!
 
strawman

strawman

Just to re-iterate, your idle halbucks want to go on an adventure. Consider me their travel agent... TO ADVENTURE!
 
MindDetective

MindDetective

I, however, will prudently invest your halbucks. They will sit in my portfolio and do virtually nothing else. Are your halbucks lazy like you are? Then send them on over where they will sit idly, invested in some boring stock like Costco.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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If you give your Halbucks to me, I promise you they won't go into supporting self-aggrandizing fatcats who are ruining this economy.*

C'mon. You can trust this face.



*They will be going to a self-aggrandizing fatcat who is ruining this economy.
 
General Specific

General Specific

stienman said:
I am investing in the halforums stock game, and while it appears I'm not doing well right now, I like to play the long term market. I'm sure my stocks will do well over time.

However, many of you are not participating, and your halbucks sit there, lonesome, unused. Like Bilbo Baggins, they are comfortable - but there's an itch they can't quite reach, and that itch is adventure!

If you send your halbucks to me, I assure you they will receive the utmost care and attention, and, most of all, they will go on an adventure!

They will be better for the experience.

To the left, under my avatar, you can see "Money: HB xxx". Click on the HB, and transfer your halbucks to me. You've recently received at least 5,000 of them, so if you aren't sure how many you have, just transfer 5,000.

This isn't a ponzi scheme, an investment scheme, or a multi-level-marketing scam! I promise you will receive absolutely nothing back.

But I assure you that the brokenhearted halbucks sitting idly in your account will go on an adventure they will never forget, should you choose to donate them to the stienman fund.

Thank you for your time and consideration!
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