Dear men

[makare]

Teehee baer

 

[Null]

Being in a knife fight is preferable to being surrounded by hipsters - unless you're the one with the knife.

 

[Element 117]

For all the balding guys on the forum...

BTW, SilverJelly, I just realized you look almost the same as my friend Borcheck. His eyes are a bit beadier, but otherwise it's a striking resemblence.

Yeah, rub it in.

Show your titties off while you're at it.[/QUOTE]

To paraphrase from In Bruges: Chaz, you're an asshole. You're an asshole now, and you've always been an asshole. The only thing that's going to change is you're going to be an even bigger asshole and crap out some asshole kids. [/QUOTE]


I wouldn't want your hair anyway. I can afford to buy a shizu and train it to sleep on my head.[/QUOTE]

You two need to settle this like men. Whip out your penises and duel.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I know. Maybe I can say I got the surgery to be ironic? That would be so nineties!

You could be the Silver Hipster.[/QUOTE]

I'll have to start having some other stuff from that chart, though. So far, I only have my ironic surgery and the old-school chuck taylors!

 

[Chazwozel]

For all the balding guys on the forum...





BTW, SilverJelly, I just realized you look almost the same as my friend Borcheck. His eyes are a bit beadier, but otherwise it's a striking resemblence.

Yeah, rub it in.

Show your titties off while you're at it.[/QUOTE]

To paraphrase from In Bruges: Chaz, you're an asshole. You're an asshole now, and you've always been an asshole. The only thing that's going to change is you're going to be an even bigger asshole and crap out some asshole kids. [/QUOTE]


I wouldn't want your hair anyway. I can afford to buy a shizu and train it to sleep on my head.[/QUOTE]

You two need to settle this like men. Whip out your penises and duel.[/QUOTE]

He'd lose. I have all that bag lady hair to grab at. Fat guys don't fair too well in fights.

Pudzianowski vs Eric Butterbean

 

[Null]

I don't care about "beating" Chaz, or being better liked, or whatever. I just think he's a thoroughly loathsome asshole by any standard. Nothing about that needs to be settled, it just is. To me, he will always be equivalent to a pool of vomit the janitor somehow missed.

 

[strawman]

This thread is going places!

 

[Adam]

In the interest of maintaining civility, I give you swirling ass

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Damn, look at that thing go.

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Frank]

For all the balding guys on the forum...

BTW, SilverJelly, I just realized you look almost the same as my friend Borcheck. His eyes are a bit beadier, but otherwise it's a striking resemblence.

Yeah, rub it in.

Show your titties off while you're at it.[/QUOTE]

To paraphrase from In Bruges: Chaz, you're an asshole. You're an asshole now, and you've always been an asshole. The only thing that's going to change is you're going to be an even bigger asshole and crap out some asshole kids. [/QUOTE]


I wouldn't want your hair anyway. I can afford to buy a shizu and train it to sleep on my head.[/QUOTE]

You two need to settle this like men. Whip out your penises and duel.[/QUOTE]

He'd lose. I have all that bag lady hair to grab at. Fat guys don't fair too well in fights.

Pudzianowski vs Eric Butterbean[/QUOTE]

Eh. Tim Sylvia's pretty chubby and

 

[Silver Jelly]

"Dear men: sexy girl in Spiderman panties."

I'm Silver Jelly and I approve this message.

 

[Chazwozel]

Nah, Tim Sylvia has some muscle under that flab. He's conditioned himself; you can tell that much. Butterbean is just a fat piece of shit.