Basically this. This is definitely a retro game and as a result it suffers from a lot of the same problems that plagues entries prior to Halo/Half-Life. The people who were expecting some kind of revolutionary game after 12 years are completely missing the point and refusing to enjoy the game for what it is, rather than what they wanted it to be.But at least half the reasons they give are things fans of old school shooters should be able to appreciate...
The original Return to Castle Wolfenstein used to make us dizzy as hell after 10-15 minutes... we'd take turns playing it. One of my father's friends had it and we and his kids would play it all the time, taking turns sitting on the couch to recover. Great times.I try to play it but getting dizzy after 20 minutes
Of course the rain drop "covering face" and the "drunk blur" didn't help either... bleh!The original Return to Castle Wolfenstein used to make us dizzy as hell after 10-15 minutes... we'd take turns playing it. One of my father's friends had it and we and his kids would play it all the time, taking turns sitting on the couch to recover. Great times.
I really wish I knew what was up with the people that day that. My loads take about 5 seconds. Bit I do have an alienware computerPretty much what Gas just said. AND FUUCK again on those load times. The first time I loaded a saved game I thought it had frozen it was taking so long.
mine load pretty fast too (Alienware here too)Same here, loads are only a few seconds.
Time to upgrade bitches!
I loved doing this so much. I wish I had the money to pick up DNF right now.The thing I liked best about Duke 3d multiplayer back in the day was all of us sprint-strafing around like mad firing off 50 RPGs until finally somebody gets explodingly, messily dead. There's not a single thing in that last sentence which you can do in DNF.
I hear the 360 version has the most problems... and most reviews are for it too.I really wish I knew what was up with the people that day that. My loads take about 5 seconds. Bit I do have an alienware computer
I don't think you read my sentence correctly. I said there's not a single thing in that sentence you CAN do in DNF. You can't sprint sideways (or even at a diagonal), you can't shoot (or reload) while sprinting, you get "winded" after sprinting for a while, you carry a maximum of 5 RPG rounds, and even sprinting you feel like you're not moving very fast compared to Duke3D.I loved doing this so much. I wish I had the money to pick up DNF right now.
No, I got what you said. I just mashed my thoughts together. Read them as two separate posts. sometimesi getallworkedupand cantform a cohesivethought anditallsortofmashestogether andidontknowwhatthehellishappeningso isaystuffthatmeanswhati knowitmeans to mebutit turnsouttomean somethingelse.I don't think you read my sentence correctly. I said there's not a single thing in that sentence you CAN do in DNF. You can't sprint sideways (or even at a diagonal), you can't shoot (or reload) while sprinting, you get "winded" after sprinting for a while, you carry a maximum of 5 RPG rounds, and even sprinting you feel like you're not moving very fast compared to Duke3D.
That PR firm also got dropped for that.Surprised no one has mentioned this: PR Company representative sends tweets stating that those who are "too harsh" on Duke Nukem Forever may find themselves blacklisted from receiving future titles.
Speaking as someone who's seen blacklisting happen (former coworker was blacklisted from Neversoft games after trashing Tony Hawk Underground 2), I'm not surprised to hear that they would do this but I am surprised that someone would be dumb enough to state it officially on Twitter. They've since apologized for the statement but it does show you why it's hard to find a trustworthy news/review source in the games industry these days.
Five seconds later you can slap a set (3) of alien breasts growing from the wall for an Ego Meter increase. Truly this is a game with mature themes.The sexist part comes from the parts, I imagine,where girls are being raped by tentacle things while moaning then screaming, "Don't dump us Duke, we can lose the pregnancy weight," before you can murder them and quip, "They weren't even human anymore."
Yeah, that's more accurate...The sexist part comes from the parts, I imagine, FROM THIS BEING A DUKE NUKEM GAME!!!
Up until I saw some the videos for that section, I had mentalled filed Duke's misogyny as "dumb and ignorable." I don't see a reason to get in a tizzy over every sexist game or movie. In some ways I'm actually less offended by Duke than I am by every other game that features sexed up women with no personality - with Duke, you know exactly what you're getting. You know it's ridiculous and are enjoying it for the ridiculousness. Whereas I suspect other games subtly alter your perception of "normal" and actually contribute to a world that still has a lot of sexism in it.Five seconds later you can slap a set (3) of alien breasts growing from the wall for an Ego Meter increase. Truly this is a game with mature themes.
Unless you're Duke Nukem and your shades obstruct your view of the difference!There's a difference between humourous portrayal and outright misogyny.
Ok, the crying is a bit too obviously someone's fetish...
For the sake of the argument, sure. Let's just say they are all major Duke fanboys like that one that has a heart attack when he sees you.Are the men also pleading with Duke not to dump them and entreaty him to continue loving them?
You are right, that would probably be a better hypothetical, at least closer to what I was going for.Now, if we're talking complete gender reversal with a woman Duke and dudes being strippers and everything? Well, I suppose you could still call it sexist, but it would never garner the same amount of outrage much the same way many people don't consider male rape seriously.
hahaha I would play that game too. Wait didn't someone in the game say he named his little girl Dukette and gave her a toy rocket launcher for her birthday so she could grow to be like him? I smell spinoff.Your doing it wrong if it were a female duke she would have to kill the guys because the aliens shrunk their "little guy" to where you cant even see it then she kills them because "they aren't even human anymore.". As a guy I would play the game and probably laugh at how horrible it is (as I do with DNF)
Fuck you too, pal.Civil? Fuck you.
Not a problem. There is already a weapon for that little problem: The Microwave Expander.Your doing it wrong if it were a female duke she would have to kill the guys because the aliens shrunk their "little guy" to where you cant even see it then she kills them because "they aren't even human anymore.". As a guy I would play the game and probably laugh at how horrible it is (as I do with DNF)
I see it as a tradeoff that I wouldn't have made. In Duke3d, a hallway was 4 polygons and a low res bitmap texture. Now the same length hallway is 100,000 polygons, sparking particle effects, a steam geyser, hi-poly rendered pipes and breakers and fire extinguishers and conduits and switches and knobs and consoles and shove-able carts and litter on the ground and phys-x shattered glass and chest high destructible barriers. It probably took someone as long to make that hallway and its assets as it previously did to make an entire Duke3d level.Pretty much what you said.
Level design is very lazy and take on modern lacking of level creation. It's not as epicly bad as say... Dragon Age 2... but I remember the old game not being so goddamnned limiting.
So it was ok because they weren't drawn well enough and they where using a quote from a film series about face rape?In the old game they PLEADED FOR DEATH, also were pixelated messes and not quite the same thing as the far more realistic crying and pleading, "PLEASE CONTINUE TO LOVE US DUKE!" followed by Duke killing them and the not human anymore quip. It isn't quite the same thing.
Actual sandbox open worlds tell a different story.It makes sense, but is a little sad, that a possibility is that it's not JUST an overly-carebear gameplay philosophy, but genuinely cost-prohibitive, to have games with the huge open worlds we remember as kids.
The main difference to me in regards to this content was that in most cases in D3D, you had the option to just circumvent the podded women, and if you left them alone no ill came of it. Now, there are places where you cannot progress without killing them, and if you don't kill them, they die excruciatingly and explodingly, giving birth to annoying micromobs that try to swarm you. Thus, through bad level design practices (funneling and plot boulders) and negative reinforcement/feedback, the game not-so-subtly forces you into that channel.
Actual sandbox, open world games are 90% empty. You can't go inside most of the buildings in Liberty City, only the ones with things to do in them. It's easy to make a city when most of the buildings are just empty shells. Just ask North Korea!Actual sandbox open worlds tell a different story.
Well of course they are, putting that much content in the game would take way too much time... and wouldn't be worth it even if it didn't cost anything. And Russia did it first.Actual sandbox, open world games are 90% empty. You can't go inside most of the buildings in Liberty City, only the ones with things to do in them. It's easy to make a city when most of the buildings are just empty shells. Just ask North Korea!
This is where mods come into play Make the game modable and bam! a whole community will gladly put stuff in it.Well of course they are, putting that much content in the game would take way too much time... and wouldn't be worth it even if it didn't cost anything. And Russia did it first.
But in a FPS making the map bigger and then just spawning random monsters that walk around shouldn't be too hard. But of course random spawning points aren't cinematic enough.
By that logic, Commander Shephard is a loose cannon even if you never take a single renegade action.But that doesn't have much to do with Duke being sexist or not... a guy who only says sexist stuff when he's prompted is still sexist.
Well he did destroy an entire inhabited solar system...By that logic, Commander Shephard is a loose cannon even if you never take a single renegade action.
Yeah, but the whole discussion started when i said this:And really, Duke seemed a whole lot more grudging about the pod girls in 3D, whereas in this one it's more "Oh well!"
This is all irrelevant though.. it's not about Duke being sexist, Duke IS sexist. It's one of his defining characteristics, and frankly, there's nothing wrong with it because he's parody. A caricature of the gung-ho he-man action hero. What made me uneasy was that the choice to be not just sexist, but violently misogynist is not given, but decided and thrust on the player - which is a change from Duke3D. Duke 3D had avoidable pod women who the player COULD kill (and indeed, asked to be put out of their misery), and caused you damage and spawned extra enemies if you did kill them, while Duke angrily growled "Damn it!" Now, they beg NOT to be killed, are blocking the only exit path, and if you don't kill them you suffer the spawning of extra enemies. And when you do, Duke makes a flippant, uncaring remark.
Yeah, that's more accurate...The sexist part comes from the parts, I imagine, FROM THIS BEING A DUKE NUKEM GAME!!!