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meyoumeyou
I have to poo so bad!
Coincidentally reading this thread from the bathroom
Coincidentally reading this thread from the bathroom
Epic Poop thread: Poop harder!
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I have to poo so bad!
This thread is a touch disturbing.
I'm not sure how to feel finding out I'm not the only one who reads the forum while on the pot
This thread is a touch disturbing.
I'm not sure how to feel finding out I'm not the only one who reads the forum while on the pot
I have to poo so bad!
This makes me want to make a de-motivational poster.
halforum
Join us and talk about shit
Halforum
it's the shit!
Halforum
We browse while we poo!
This makes me want to make a de-motivational poster.
halforum
Join us and talk about shit
Halforum
it's the shit!
Halforum
We browse while we poo!
I have to poo so bad!
Not all of us, thank you very much. I prefer Los Angeles magazine when I'm on the pot.CrimsonSoul said:
I have to poo so bad!
Halforum
We browse while we poo!
Except Zen, she reads magazines.
Halforum
We browse while we poo!
Except Zen, she reads magazines.
I have to poo so bad!
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Cuyval Dar
I have to poo so bad!
Man, I post from my porcelain throne all of the time.
Nothing wrong with that.
Man, I post from my porcelain throne all of the time.
Nothing wrong with that.
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Philosopher B.
I have to poo so bad!
Hey guys what up I just dropped a massive New Jersey. It smelled like smokestacks and corruption.
Hey guys what up I just dropped a massive New Jersey. It smelled like smokestacks and corruption.
I have to poo so bad!
Turd-rific thread. Two-thumbs up!
On second thought, no thumbs up, please.
Turd-rific thread. Two-thumbs up!
On second thought, no thumbs up, please.
I have to poo so bad!
Dropping the Browns at the Super Bowl.
Dropping the Browns at the Super Bowl.
I have to poo so bad!
I shit my pants once. Which is weird, because I don't remember eating pants.
I shit my pants once. Which is weird, because I don't remember eating pants.
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Roxxoredizorz
I have to poo so bad!
Toasting in epic bread.
BeeTeeDubs: I'm a bit constipated myself. I neeeeeed to recreate Lincoln's cabin in my white commode.
Toasting in epic bread.
BeeTeeDubs: I'm a bit constipated myself. I neeeeeed to recreate Lincoln's cabin in my white commode.
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Laurelai
I have to poo so bad!
The guys at the station just south of us got a 9-1-1 call one night for...... constipation. The patient wanted to go to the ER (and by state law we cannot refuse any person who wants to go to the ER) so they took her. I was in our truck when they arrived at the hospital and heard the following radio traffic-
"Dispatch- Rescue [XYZ] has arrived at [ER]. We'll be out of service for decon."
Of course when they returned to quarters, I had to call them an laugh at them about it and my medic fried says,
"Yeeeaah- she wasn't quite as constipated as she thought"
The guys at the station just south of us got a 9-1-1 call one night for...... constipation. The patient wanted to go to the ER (and by state law we cannot refuse any person who wants to go to the ER) so they took her. I was in our truck when they arrived at the hospital and heard the following radio traffic-
"Dispatch- Rescue [XYZ] has arrived at [ER]. We'll be out of service for decon."
Of course when they returned to quarters, I had to call them an laugh at them about it and my medic fried says,
"Yeeeaah- she wasn't quite as constipated as she thought"
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Batdan
I have to poo so bad!
I never buy shampoo...
I insist on the real thing.
I never buy shampoo...
I insist on the real thing.
I have to poo so bad!
Thanks to M*A*S*H for that joke. :tongue:Batdan said:
Bump for the name change 
I just expelled the biggest sticky red-black clump of uterine lining just now. Boy, that really took a while! Now I'm posting as I wrap up my bloody tampon.
Oh wait, wrong thread?
Oh wait, wrong thread?
Yeah you need to put that in the period thread, ZM, not the poop thread.
I thought this was the "TMI about what I do on the toilet" thread. Sexist!CrimsonSoul said:
This thread is going places. I'm not entirely sure where those places are but I suspect them to be in the tubes and it's definately on its way.
ZenMonkey said:
That toilet confuses me
So it's entirely possible to poop all over yourself if you have the squirts of something. I guess it works on your leg strength though.
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