everything is shit

[Adam]

Oh, I fake no appreciation for Charlie's slacktivism, ready and eager to argue vehemently for social progress on online forums but GOD FORBID do anything tangible.

 

[ElJuski]

*eyeroll

 

[Gusto]

And you people call him a troll. Jesus.

 

[Shegokigo]

Sometimes you're the funniest guy on the board Gusto. I just hope you're aware of it.

 

[bhamv3]

Look on the bright side, Charlie. By realizing life sucks ass, you no longer fear death.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

nope I'm still terrified of death. sucking is better than nothing

 

[Ravenpoe]

nope I'm still terrified of death. sucking is better than nothing

And the sucking can always get better.

This is in no way meant to be a sex joke.

 

[Gusto]

Sometimes you're the funniest guy on the board Gusto. I just hope you're aware of it.

Sometimes!?

 

[ElJuski]

Sometimes. HARUMPH

 

[Mathias]

nope I'm still terrified of death. sucking is better than nothing

Really? Think about how much you thought it sucked before you were born.

 

[GasBandit]

Really? Think about how much you thought it sucked before you were born.

You don't get your soul for, like, six months after you're born. Till then, you're just this noisy, fat, pooing biomachine.

 

[Shegokigo]

For the first time, I read something in the voice of the picture.

 

[GasBandit]

For the first time, I read something in the voice of the picture.

Especially funny considering I know for a fact I got the quote wrong.

 

[ElJuski]

I can't believe she stole my Stanza!

 

[GasBandit]

I can't believe she stole my Stanza!

I can't believe she made it through the lake of acid!