Facebook SNAFU's

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nufan

If you have 200 facebook friends please stop lying to yourself :) Those aren't friends that's you grasping at straws. adding every classmate you had in college is really... stupid? Why do people do that? I just don't understand that.

I use facebook, and it's just one one the several ways people can keep in touch with others far away. I bug some facebook friends all the time about them having 200-300 friends, I like grabbing a random name and saying hey hows 'so-and-so' and they're like 'who??' and I'm all 'you just commented on them yesterday!' and they're all like 'whatever'
like yeah you know...


Oh and fuck you twitter. My halloween costume this year was twitter updates. Randomly yelling out what I was doing right then. No one got it.... you know why? NO ONE CARES.
 
I've added 2 of my cousins and my brother. I don't want to add my mom and she says she understands why. Probably when I'm out of college and stop updating it while drunk I might, but until then....


WOOOOO! I'M WASTED AND GUNNA GO SKATE BOARDING! WHO HAS A BOARD I CAN BARROW?!?! Maaaaaaan, fuck tony hawk.
 

ElJuski

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If you have 200 facebook friends please stop lying to yourself :) Those aren't friends that's you grasping at straws. adding every classmate you had in college is really... stupid? Why do people do that? I just don't understand that.

I use facebook, and it's just one one the several ways people can keep in touch with others far away. I bug some facebook friends all the time about them having 200-300 friends, I like grabbing a random name and saying hey hows 'so-and-so' and they're like 'who??' and I'm all 'you just commented on them yesterday!' and they're all like 'whatever'
like yeah you know...


Oh and fuck you twitter. My halloween costume this year was twitter updates. Randomly yelling out what I was doing right then. No one got it.... you know why? NO ONE CARES.
Whose a bitter boy!? YOUUU AREEE YESSS YOU ARRRREEE
 
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RocketGirl

I clean up facebook friends every once in a while. A couple try to re-add me. I always wonder what goes through their mind if they get removed or rejected.
Actually, Facebook HAS gone all flooey from time to time. I've had friends message me goin' all, "Why you drop me, yo?" An' I'm like, "I di'int!" An' they're all, "Yuh-huh! I'm not on your f-list anymore!" An' I'm like, "So add me again, douche!"

...only not quite so stupid sounding. ;)

S'truth.
 
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nufan

If you have 200 facebook friends please stop lying to yourself :) Those aren't friends that's you grasping at straws. adding every classmate you had in college is really... stupid? Why do people do that? I just don't understand that.

I use facebook, and it's just one one the several ways people can keep in touch with others far away. I bug some facebook friends all the time about them having 200-300 friends, I like grabbing a random name and saying hey hows 'so-and-so' and they're like 'who??' and I'm all 'you just commented on them yesterday!' and they're all like 'whatever'
like yeah you know...


Oh and fuck you twitter. My halloween costume this year was twitter updates. Randomly yelling out what I was doing right then. No one got it.... you know why? NO ONE CARES.
Whose a bitter boy!? YOUUU AREEE YESSS YOU ARRRREEE[/QUOTE]

Fuck you smart ass :)
 
I clean up facebook friends every once in a while. A couple try to re-add me. I always wonder what goes through their mind if they get removed or rejected.
Actually, Facebook HAS gone all flooey from time to time. I've had friends message me goin' all, "Why you drop me, yo?" An' I'm like, "I di'int!" An' they're all, "Yuh-huh! I'm not on your f-list anymore!" An' I'm like, "So add me again, douche!"

...only not quite so stupid sounding. ;)

S'truth.[/QUOTE]

Some of them have tried to add or re-add me 3 or 4 times at this point though. I don't think it gets wonky that many times. :)

Either they collect friends and don't really care who they're adding, or they love it when facebook pages play hard to get.
 
To be fair about those people with 200-300 friends, a lot of their friends are only on the list for Mafia Wars, Farmville, and such and such.
 
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Twitch

I have almost 200 friends, there are about fifteen of them who I don't consider friends.
 
If you have 200 facebook friends please stop lying to yourself :) Those aren't friends that's you grasping at straws. adding every classmate you had in college is really... stupid? Why do people do that? I just don't understand that.

I use facebook, and it's just one one the several ways people can keep in touch with others far away. I bug some facebook friends all the time about them having 200-300 friends, I like grabbing a random name and saying hey hows 'so-and-so' and they're like 'who??' and I'm all 'you just commented on them yesterday!' and they're all like 'whatever'
like yeah you know...


Oh and fuck you twitter. My halloween costume this year was twitter updates. Randomly yelling out what I was doing right then. No one got it.... you know why? NO ONE CARES.
Someone sat by themselves at lunch period.
 
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SeraRelm

"Christopher, did one of your dead beat friends just imply that my wife is a prostitute?"

Best one ever.
 
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Armadillo

I was witness to a drunken verbal fight wherein a 36-year-old single female told a 41-year-old single male, "That's it! I'm going to de-Facebook friend you!"

The eyerolls from the other 30 people in the tailgate were audible two lots over.
 

Dave

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I have a few hundred friends. If it weren't for Halforums and Mafia Wars I'd have like 3.
 
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Soliloquy

I just saw this on my facebook newsfeed, and had to share it.



I love my friends.
 
I don't mind my parents and other relatives being facebook friends. I don't post many updates myself, mainly kid pictures, and I'm only an asshat on other people's threads, so they don't see it.
 
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Chazwozel

If you have 200 facebook friends please stop lying to yourself :) Those aren't friends that's you grasping at straws. adding every classmate you had in college is really... stupid? Why do people do that? I just don't understand that.

I use facebook, and it's just one one the several ways people can keep in touch with others far away. I bug some facebook friends all the time about them having 200-300 friends, I like grabbing a random name and saying hey hows 'so-and-so' and they're like 'who??' and I'm all 'you just commented on them yesterday!' and they're all like 'whatever'
like yeah you know...


Oh and fuck you twitter. My halloween costume this year was twitter updates. Randomly yelling out what I was doing right then. No one got it.... you know why? NO ONE CARES.
Whose a bitter boy!? YOUUU AREEE YESSS YOU ARRRREEE[/quote]

Fuck you smart ass :)[/quote]

I have 239 facebook friends and I keep in touch with pretty much all of them. If you'd pick a random one I could tell you who they are, where I know them from, and how they currently are. If I was careless and grasped at straws for friends, I'd probably have 600. 200-300 facebook friends ain't that much. Some of us are a lot more social than others, so don't point your finger at me just because you prefer to have 10 close friends.

Twitter is pretty stupid though. I'll give you that.
 
I've got just over 400. It's been a while since I've gone through and culled them, but if I did that today it would probably only drop me down to 350 ish. Thing is that a lot of the people on my list are people I used to associate with closely, and have drifted from. I worked with 20ish people in North Carolina for 2 months at a summer camp that I don't see in my day-to-day back home. I don't message them or write on their walls that frequently, but every so often they'll pop up in my newsfeed and I'll remember them and perhaps drop them a line.

Or, I could remember them one day, send a message, and end up corresponding back and forth 40ish times over several months about everything from pickles to theology. It's possible to do that sort of thing over email, but I'd have never seen a status change or a new album on my gmail homepage that would prompt such an exchange. Which is why I love Facebook.
 

fade

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I argued with a cop a lot once. Best 110 bucks I ever spent. It was such a stupid stop. I got stopped by a bike cop on my bike....for going the wrong way on a street. On a college campus. Coming off of a closed road where I could only possibly ride on that side of the sidewalk. And I was in a line of bikes all doing the same thing. Just like they did every day.
 
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