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Fantasy Baby Names

#1



Philosopher B.

So I was re-watching Scrubs because it's on Netflix and I'm a lazy bitch, and Jordan was naming the kid Jennifer Dylan, and I got thinking about rad baby names that I would never actually be able to get away with were I to actually be so callous as to pass my genes on to another human being (well, half-human being, anyway, assuming my partner is normal).

Number One Boyle

Jonathan Frakes Boyle

David Xanatos Boyle

William Thomas Boyle

Two Takes Boyle

Riker (like Madonna)

Actually, I'm starting to see a pattern here ...

So post some outrageous things you'd name your spawn if you were a terrible, terrible person (I might add some not related to a certain handsome bearded fellow later on!).


#2



Jiarn

I wanted my son's first name to be Hades, but my wife at the time disagreed. I did get my second choice though Aries.


#3

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

James Tiberius Moyer


It was almost my name, until my mom vetoed it. But I'd like to pass it on anyway.


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Considering Penn Jillette's daughter is named Moxie Firefighter and his son is Zoltan, I don't think I can top that.


#5



Wasabi Poptart

When I was pregnant with my son we joked that we should name him Caligula Nero.


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Ezekiel Zacharia, then just call him EZ for the rest of his days.


#7

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I always thought Lando Gallucci sounds nice.


#8

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

Ravenpoe said:
James Tiberius Moyer
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Haha... I've been bugging my wife to name our next kid "James Tiberius" but she just doesn't find it as amusing as I do.


#9

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

My brother got away with picking Atom as my nephew's middle name.


#10

Shakey

Shakey

Espy. Although I may get in trouble if I try to give the poor kid a cigarette.


#11

Gusto

Gusto

Yspeii.


#12

Cog

Cog

Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad


#13

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.


#14

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Heironymous Aloysius. I don't see my wife going for that, though


#15



Wasabi Poptart

Cassiopeia Andromeda


#16

phil

phil

Jesus McSuperhulk


#17

General Specific

General Specific

Inigo Montoya

So that if anyone should ever kill me, he can avenge me in the most awesome way ever.


#18

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Harley Quinn
Moon Unit
Apple
Jermajesty
Moxie Crimefighter
Inspektor Pilot
Rocket
Racer
Rebel
Kal-El


#19

Adam

Adammon

I was originally named Drake after a character from my mother's favourite Soap Opera :(

Instead I got Adam from a different soap opera. :( :(

And because my parents are OH SO CLEVER and my mother wasn't married before I was born, my initials were A.S.S. :( :( :(


#20

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Whoa! You have, like, so many high scores in the arcade!


#21

Morphine

Morphine

Rocket Ivich.


#22

LordRendar

LordRendar

Max Fightmaster


#23



Philosopher B.

I was watching a movie the other day and when the credits came up, it listed a Dick Warlock. I felt a shudder of pure awesome.


#24

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Philosopher B. said:
I was watching a movie the other day and when the credits came up, it listed a Dick Warlock. I felt a shudder of pure awesome.
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That's charlie sheen's title!


#25

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

You could always name your kid Dick Necromancer...


He won't find it very funny when he's 60 though.


#26

GasBandit

GasBandit

Big McLargeHuge.


#27



Philosopher B.

I shudder to think of the people who no doubt exist somewhere that want to name their next kid Duh Winning.

'What's your kid's name?'
'Duh! WINNING!'


#28

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Orangejello


#29

General Specific

General Specific

GasBandit said:
Big McLargeHuge.
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Punch Rockgroin


#30

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Alexei Fyodorovich Karamazov
Ivan Fyodorovich Karamazov
Dmitri Fydorovich Karamazov

...I might have a problem.


#31

linglingface

linglingface

I have a friend named Conan Phi Long... He was named after Conan the Barbarian because his parents thought he was a cool dude. True story.
He mostly goes by Phi, and his middle and last name are like Fei Long from Street Fighter. :D Wish I had an awesome name.

Mike and I have always talked about naming our future daughter Zoe Elizabeth. I've always loved the name Zoe and his favorite girls name has always been Elizabeth (he named one of his guitars Elizabeth...) But ever since we watched "Pushing Daisies" he's now set on naming our daughter Chuck (Charlotte) Elizabeth.


#32

Gusto

Gusto

I think my brother and I were named after soap opera characters. I intend to name any future daughter Sara, which was apparently going to be my name were I born a girl.


#33

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Gusto said:
I think my brother and I were named after soap opera characters. I intend to name any future daughter Sara, which was apparently going to be my name were I born a girl.
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Even though my mom kept me from being named after a tv space captain, I still got named after a tv cowboy.


#34



Wasabi Poptart

My first name was from a character on As the World Turns. My mom loved her for being such a bitch.


#35

Morphine

Morphine

There should be a support group for all us kids named after soap opera/tv characters.
I'm glad I was named after the character and not the actress, though, otherwise I wouldn't be Andrea, I'd be "Sasha" :S


#36



Wasabi Poptart

Yeah I would have been Eileen instead of Lisa.


#37

Math242

Math242

nameless one

that would we AWESOME


#38



Philosopher B.

Lord Fabulous von Studlington, of Chick-Magnet Way.


#39

Kovac

Kovac

Dash Riprock


#40



Jiarn

Wasabi Poptart said:
My first name was from a character on As the World Turns. My mom loved her for being such a bitch.
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There was a character named Wasabi on As the World Turns?


#41

GasBandit

GasBandit

General Specific said:
Punch Rockgroin
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Slab Bulkhead.


#42



Wasabi Poptart

Jiarn said:
There was a character named Wasabi on As the World Turns?
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http://instantrimshot.com/


#43

General Specific

General Specific

GasBandit said:
Slab Bulkhead.
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Fist Rockbone


#44

Kovac

Kovac

Mash Ripsack


#45

GasBandit

GasBandit

Smoke Manmuscle.


#46

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Bob Johnson


#47

General Specific

General Specific

We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!


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