Favourite Halforumites

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

What do you guys think of the boarder nomenclature of failed empires?

 

[phil]

What do you guys think of the boarder nomenclature of failed empires?

I think it's a bad name for a band. Though, and I'm going to hate myself for the xkcd reference, not the worst name I've heard for a tumblr.

 

[SeraRelm]

so youre.. shirtless?


this is going places!

so youre.. shirtless?

youre

 

[makare]

I cant apologize if I dont know whats wrong....

 

[Terrik]

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I guess

 

[makare]

apostrophes are just tiny little shackles used by the grammar nazis to oppress us!

 

[Null]

I cant apologize if I dont know whats wrong....

 

[Bowielee]

 

[makare]

hey now, i got the e on my youre i just abstain from apostrophes most of the time.

 

[Null]

There's a big difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 

[makare]

as you know all too well.

 

[Null]

as you know all too well.

Well I know why my parents stopped having me visit uncle Jack for damn sure.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Aren't you a fellow English Lit graduate, makare? You should be setting a good example.

 

[strawman]

You know, I'm not from South Dakota nor am I ragging on it, but I'm pretty sure you could find a professional horse masturbator in the area if there are any horse farms at all.

I grew up on a horse farm, and am very glad we sent our horses away for stud, rather than doing it ourselves.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Aren't you a fellow English Lit graduate, makare? You should be setting a good example.

She is setting a good example. She's telling the rest of us "Hey, don't get a degree in English Lit. It doesn't do a thing!"

 

[Emrys]

Aren't you a fellow English Lit graduate, makare? You should be setting a good example.

There are no good examples on Halforums.

 

[Emrys]

I grew up on a horse farm, and am very glad we sent our horses away for stud, rather than doing it ourselves.

I would make a comment about studs and 400 babies, but...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

*ahem* Hello, Emrys! There's an English graduate right here trying to set a good example. Well, by modelling, not grammar Naziing.

She is setting a good example. She's telling the rest of us "Hey, don't get a degree in English Lit. It doesn't do a thing!"

Oi! I'll have you know that I'm one of the few people among my Facebook friends that knows the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Plus, I see different levels of stories and appreciate them differently. Of course, this also means that I see how redundant or derivative a lot of creative work is so...

....shit, you're right.

 

[Emrys]

*ahem* Hello, Emrys! There's an English graduate right here trying to set a good example. Well, by modelling, not grammar Naziing.

Do or do not. There is no "try".

 

[Espy]

They wanted me to name names.

But I couldn't do it.

Naming my favorite person from this group of scum would be like picking which deadly cigarette is my favorite.

Between you and me, lets just say I loved every damn one of them despite the fact that they were killing me.

 

[bhamv3]

Right now Sera's my favorite.

 

[SeraRelm]

I grew up on a horse farm, and am very glad we sent our horses away for stud, rather than doing it ourselves.

I'll see you on the Zombie Ranch.

 

[sixpackshaker]

/flying under the radar...

 

[SeraRelm]

^Who the hell is this guy?

 

[bhamv3]

^Who the hell is this guy?

Well, apparently he causes oscillations in items that are in quantities of a half-dozen.

 

[Piotyr]

I enjoy almost everyone's posts, so picking favorites is almost unfair.

Rule of thumb: if you post with a token of respect towards other posters, you are one of my favorites.

If you don't, you might still be pretty funny, and you don't care what I think anyway.

 

[fade]

I've been hesitating to post a real answer to this question. But I'm bored waiting for an experiment to finish, so here goes.

I usually look for posts by (in no order): GasBandit, MindDetective, Mathias, Gusto, checkeredhat, QP, shegokigo, [Jake, Amy god rest their avatars]

Probably left some out. For pure humor, RavenPoe almost always genuinely makes me laugh out loud. He has a gift for timing.

Don't know if I'd call anyone "favorite", though. Just know these guys will have something interesting to say.

 

[MindDetective]

They wanted me to name names.

But I couldn't do it.

Naming my favorite person from this group of scum would be like picking which deadly cigarette is my favorite.

Between you and me, lets just say I loved every damn one of them despite the fact that they were killing me.

I'm just amazed (and thrilled) to still be featured in your sig! You've had that sig forever.

 

[makare]

Aren't you a fellow English Lit graduate, makare? You should be setting a good example.

The example is knowledge is freedom. Only once you know the rules can you break them with purpose.

 

[Emrys]

They can take away our apostrophes but they can't take away our FREEDOMMMMMMMM!

Probably would have made for a better movie.

 

[ElJuski]

The example is knowledge is freedom. Only once you know the rules can you break them with purpose.

Driving is the same way.

No, but really, you're just being lazy

 

[Krisken]

I'll apostrophize all over your ass.

 

[Emrys]

Kinky.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I'll apostrophize all over your ass.

BRAZZERS

 

[makare]

a's's'

thats hot