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Fidel Castro

#1

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Dead at 90.

"Finally," if you're a 60s era cold warrior. Try as they might, the CIA just couldn't manage to take him out.


#2

Bubble181

Bubble181

End of an era. Though it has been coming for a while.


#3

PatrThom

PatrThom

A very very long while. They were predicting his death back in the 90's.
I wonder if he ever got his Stroh's Light?

(still don't know if that's actually George Carlin doing the VO)

--Patrick


#4

blotsfan

blotsfan

And nothing of value was lost.


#5

Bubble181

Bubble181

And nothing of value was lost.
A man whose influence on the international politics of the 20th century can hardly be overstated, leader of what probably has to be called the most successful communist country ever (admittedly, this isn't saying much), one of the most influential anti-imperialists - a movement that was weak in the '90s but is having a revival right now,.....

I'm not a fan, and he's done plenty of crap, but "nothing of value" is a bit harsh, no?


#6

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm not a fan, and he's done plenty of crap, but "nothing of value" is a bit harsh, no?
He became something different than what he was.
So it goes.

--Patrick


#7

Frank

Frank

2016, accomplishing what the CIA never could.


#8

jwhouk

jwhouk

Thanks, Obama!


#9

Bubble181

Bubble181

Thanks, Obama!
Hey, Bin Laden AND Castro dead in one term. Right wing hawks ought to love him!


#10

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Hey, Bin Laden AND Castro dead in one term. Right wing hawks ought to love him!
Bin Laden was during Obama's first term though :p.


#11

blotsfan

blotsfan

When people have been waiting for awhile.



#12

mikerc

mikerc

*Sees a new Brazleton thread* Nooo, damn it 2016! Why do you keep doing thi...oh. Wait. Him? Castro? I retract my damning of 2016 on this occasion.


#13

Dei

Dei

A man whose influence on the international politics of the 20th century can hardly be overstated, leader of what probably has to be called the most successful communist country ever (admittedly, this isn't saying much), one of the most influential anti-imperialists - a movement that was weak in the '90s but is having a revival right now,.....

I'm not a fan, and he's done plenty of crap, but "nothing of value" is a bit harsh, no?
Here, allow me to show you how our president-elect feels about it.



Such tact, much wow.


#14

PatrThom

PatrThom

Such tact, much wow.
It occurs to me that Donald's hairstyle would lend itself to being mashed up with the doge face. Dogeld Trump?

--Patrick


#15

strawman

strawman

Anyone tempted to say any good thing about this brutal dictator should carefully read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Cuba


#16

Dave

Dave

I thought the right loved a "strong leader" regardless of how brutal and totalitarian his tactics are. I mean, Putin is their new best buddy.


#17

Bubble181

Bubble181

I thought the right loved a "strong leader" regardless of how brutal and totalitarian his tactics are. I mean, Putin is their new best buddy.
Only when it's *their* leader.

This isn't the Political subforum and I don't necessarily want to derail a Brazelton, but...Yeah. Like I said, not a big fan - but compared to a whole lot of other leaders the West doesn't or didn't have a problem with, Castro was relatively benign. With the emphasis strongly on "relatively", to be sure.


#18

Tress

Tress

I thought the right loved a "strong leader" regardless of how brutal and totalitarian his tactics are. I mean, Putin is their new best buddy.
Being a Communist disqualifies anyone from praise on the right. Also, his brutality and human rights violations are bad enough for anyone.

I don't think I've ever heard an intelligent person actually praise Castro. I thought he was universally condemned (in the US, anyway). Aside from stupid wannabe "rebels" in college, of course.


#19

Dave

Dave

Oh, he was a shitty human being. I was just pokin' some fun on a Saturday morning.


#20

Eriol

Eriol

Interesting reactions out of Canada: Fidel Castro dies. Justin Trudeau issues statement. Much hilarity ensues. #TrudeauEulogies
This below is from our illustrious PM:
“It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba’s longest serving President.
“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.
“While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”.
“I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba.
“On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.”
I has inspired "parodies"
Though not universally liked by his compatriots, Mr. Ceausescu was a leader in urban design and affordable housing' #trudeaueulogies
— Cam Vidler (@camvidler) November 26, 2016

“While a controversial figure, even detractors recognize Pol Pot encouraged renewed contact between city and countryside.” #trudeaueulogies
— Andrew Coyne (@acoyne) November 26, 2016

“While a controversial figure, General Tojo brought America into World War II and ultimately helped shorten the war.” #trudeaueulogies
— Andrew Coyne (@acoyne) November 26, 2016

#trudeaueulogies “Today we say goodbye to Mr. Mussolini, the former Italian prime minister best known for his competent train-management.”
— J.J. McCullough (@JJ_McCullough) November 26, 2016

#trudeaueulogies "While Emperor Nero was controversial, his dedication to song and writing poetry signaled a Roman artistic renaissance." https://t.co/67oGEgZgDi
— Jason Hickman (@jasonhickman) November 26, 2016
Let's just say not everybody in Canada agrees with our Prime Minister (me included).

In other news, dancing in the streets in Little Havana (aka Miami) - 'This is like a carnival'; Cuban exiles in Miami celebrate Fidel Castro's death


#21

Dave

Dave

Hopefully Fidel's brother is more open, which I think he's already proven. I think if we work with Cuba like Obama has wanted to do that we can do a lot to help its people.


#22

strawman

strawman

Let's just say not everybody in Canada agrees with our Prime Minister (me included).

Oh, it's too late for that, he already said, "On behalf of all Canadians" so you're on the line now.


#23

Eriol

Eriol

Oh, it's too late for that, he already said, "On behalf of all Canadians" so you're on the line now.
Be careful. Under that standard, if Trump uses "On behalf of all Americans..." you (and many others here) will be on a similar hook![DOUBLEPOST=1480190962,1480190820][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hopefully Fidel's brother is more open, which I think he's already proven. I think if we work with Cuba like Obama has wanted to do that we can do a lot to help its people.
I think that's crap. Just look at China. Increased standard of living perhaps (though along with CHOKING levels of pollution), but also more brutal repression, Tibet will be China's FOREVER now due to shipping in of people (they outnumber native Tibetans now, similar to the Russia/Crimea situation, and eastern Ukraine), and increased freedom? How's that working out for the people of China?


Basically: I wouldn't bet on it.


#24

Dave

Dave

Won't know until we try, though will we? I mean, the stuff we've been trying hasn't helped at all. Maybe it's time to try something different.


#25

blotsfan

blotsfan

In other news, dancing in the streets in Little Havana (aka Miami) - 'This is like a carnival'; Cuban exiles in Miami celebrate Fidel Castro's death
I have a friend who lives in Miami. He is in town this week for thanksgiving. He was not thrilled at the timing.


#26

Eriol

Eriol

Won't know until we try, though will we? I mean, the stuff we've been trying hasn't helped at all. Maybe it's time to try something different.
Sure it hasn't Dave, but that doesn't mean "Well, what we've been doing hasn't worked, so let's try something we know doesn't work next!" That makes even less sense IMO.


#27

strawman

strawman

Regularizing relationships with communist countries has been a democrat platform plank for many decades now.


#28

strawman

strawman



#29

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Regularizing relationships with communist countries has been a democrat platform plank for many decades now.
wut?

Besides opening up Vietnam, the rest have been under the GOP watch.


#30

Krisken

Krisken

Hopefully Fidel's brother is more open, which I think he's already proven. I think if we work with Cuba like Obama has wanted to do that we can do a lot to help its people.
Wait, who do you think is going to work with him?!?


#31

Dave

Dave

Wait, who do you think is going to work with him?!?
Well, the US is already starting to relax restrictions. Under Castro II, Electric Boogaloo, things have been steadily improving. They've loosened the noose, so to speak. It's not anywhere near where we would like it to be and Obama and Raul sparred on this back in March. But Raul is nearing the end of his tenure as well and while not exactly pro-democratic, the future of Cuba is in the hands of more progressive people. I think that actively working with them to alleviate some of the economic pain would help them along and make it better for their people.


#32

Krisken

Krisken

Well, the US is already starting to relax restrictions. Under Castro II, Electric Boogaloo, things have been steadily improving. They've loosened the noose, so to speak. It's not anywhere near where we would like it to be and Obama and Raul sparred on this back in March. But Raul is nearing the end of his tenure as well and while not exactly pro-democratic, the future of Cuba is in the hands of more progressive people. I think that actively working with them to alleviate some of the economic pain would help them along and make it better for their people.
I mean, I hope the tensions stay relaxed and whatnot, but I feel like this current political climate is like a Bizarro world of "Lets do EVERYTHING opposite of the last administration". We will see though.


#33

MindDetective

MindDetective

How else are you going to sneak in some capitalism?


#34

strawman

strawman

wut?

Besides opening up Vietnam, the rest have been under the GOP watch.
North Korea? Cuba?

...while not exactly pro-democratic...
:rofl:

Are you even listening to yourself?

From the Human Rights Watch:

The Cuban government continues to repress dissent and discourage public criticism. It now relies less on long-term prison sentences to punish its critics, but short-term arbitrary arrests of human rights defenders, independent journalists, and others have increased dramatically in recent years. Other repressive tactics employed by the government include beatings, public acts of shaming, and the termination of employment.
If that's "not exactly pro-democratic" then I suspect you're going to be VERY happy with a Trump presidency!

:facepalm:[DOUBLEPOST=1480216850,1480216643][/DOUBLEPOST]
wut?

Besides opening up Vietnam, the rest have been under the GOP watch.
Although I admit that Hillary was pulling away from this during the election, but I have a hard time determining if it was merely to get votes, or if she really was pushing back on the Obama administration's recent overtures towards North Korea.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/10/us/politics/hillary-clinton-north-korea.html?_r=0


#35

jwhouk

jwhouk

...This is TRUMP we're talking about. He'll close off diplomatic relations with Cuba just out of spite.


#36

GasBandit

GasBandit

Won't know until we try, though will we? I mean, the stuff we've been trying hasn't helped at all. Maybe it's time to try something different.
Ah, going to the "Slickback method of bitch smacking for results" are we?



#37

Eriol

Eriol

How else are you going to sneak in some capitalism?
And all the bad aspects of cronyism with it? I would only say that Capitalism != Democracy, nor do either of those necessarily lead to an improvement of people's lives and/or freedom. See Russia for a good example of such for BOTH, or perhaps Egypt post-Mubarak pre-Military Coup, with them VOTING IN the Muslim Brotherhood and the "interesting" results for human rights I'm sure that would have had.


#38

strawman

strawman

...This is TRUMP we're talking about. He'll close off diplomatic relations with Cuba just out of spite.
http://cuba-embargo.procon.org/


#39

Dave

Dave

Way to cherry pick one part of one sentence from an entire post and use it as a basis for your argument.


#40

GasBandit

GasBandit

Way to cherry pick one part of one sentence from an entire post and use it as a basis for your argument.
If you're referring to me, I used the entire post.

Just because "what we're doing hasn't been working" doesn't mean bad idea B will work, and that its untried nature is not necessarily a merit.

"You've tried NOT hitting the bitch, how has that been working for you? Maybe it's time to try something different."


#41

blotsfan

blotsfan

...This is TRUMP we're talking about. He'll close off diplomatic relations with Cuba just out of spite.
Nah once he gets the rights for Trump Havanah it'll be great.


#42

Dave

Dave

If you're referring to me, I used the entire post.

Just because "what we're doing hasn't been working" doesn't mean bad idea B will work, and that its untried nature is not necessarily a merit.

"You've tried NOT hitting the bitch, how has that been working for you? Maybe it's time to try something different."
No, not you. @stienman.


#43

strawman

strawman

Way to cherry pick one part of one sentence from an entire post and use it as a basis for your argument.
Ok, I'll bite. Help me understand how "not exactly pro-democratic" is intended to be understood in context:

Well, the US is already starting to relax restrictions. Under Castro II, Electric Boogaloo, things have been steadily improving. They've loosened the noose, so to speak. It's not anywhere near where we would like it to be and Obama and Raul sparred on this back in March. But Raul is nearing the end of his tenure as well and while not exactly pro-democratic, the future of Cuba is in the hands of more progressive people. I think that actively working with them to alleviate some of the economic pain would help them along and make it better for their people.


#44

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

It's like we can't have an upbeat dead people thread these days.


#45

Denbrought

Denbrought

It's like we can't have an upbeat dead people thread these days.
We could make best-of dead threads for people like Hitler, Franco, or the person who invented late fees. Those'd be upbeat.


#46

Dave

Dave

Ok, I'll bite. Help me understand how "not exactly pro-democratic" is intended to be understood in context:
It's directly addressing the changing climate in Cuba from a purely Communist one to a more open society with eased restrictions on the populace. It's looking at how the place is improving and will continue to improve with more progressives as the old ways die out. By saying it's not exactly pro-democratic it's looking at how difficult the transition might be and how we need to nurture said progressives. The hard-line we've taken in the past did nothing productive. Easing restrictions while keeping an eye on human rights abuses can go a long way to helping the people of Cuba.


#47

strawman

strawman

By saying "it's not exactly pro-democratic" you're suggesting that's it's very nearly pro democratic, and only differs technically or in some other small, inconsequential way.

The only way it can mean what you're suggesting is it you are saying it very, very sarcastically - essentially mocking your main argument.

If you're saying it honestly then you are using words in combinations that don't convey the intended meaning.


#48

Dave

Dave

Yes, because one line of ironic text negates the remainder of the argument, no matter how serious. Like suddenly entire paragraphs are written ironically by association.


#49

Denbrought

Denbrought

Spain maintaining diplomatic (and commercial) ties with Cuba did jack shit to hasten democracy along.

The U.S. 1950's (and beyond) propping up of the spanish dictatorship did jack shit to hasten democracy.

Don't overstate what you can do.


#50

strawman

strawman

So that line was a joke and not intended to be taken seriously. Sorry I took it seriously, my bad.


#51

Dave

Dave

I also used Castro 2, Electric Boogaloo.


#52

tegid

tegid

What surprises me about this discussion is that you all think the main point of the embargo is improving human rights. Come on.


#53

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Corn country does not want sugar to make a comeback.


#54

GasBandit

GasBandit





#55

strawman

strawman

What surprises me about this discussion is that you all think the main point of the embargo is improving human rights. Come on.
We're that the case we'd have embargoed China.


#56

Terrik

Terrik

We're that the case we'd have embargoed China.
They sent me instead. Almost as bad.


#57

Siska

Siska

The nicest thing I can say about Castro is that he wasn't as bad as some other dictators (Like Batista, hah) and he didn't seem to be self indulgent, so not a total hypocrite. He was still a power hungry, paranoid dictator who oppressed anyone who disagreed with him. I hope restrictions on and in Cuba continues to ease up.

Also, Ima lefty left left (that voted green party in Sweden) but the US green party is an impotent shitstorm as full of grifters as the the republican party. They are not getting my support any time soon.


#58

tegid

tegid

We're that the case we'd have embargoed China.
Indeed.


#59

Mathias

Mathias



#60

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yes, because one line of ironic text negates the remainder of the argument, no matter how serious. Like suddenly entire paragraphs are written ironically by association.
I think this was ultimately something similar to "couldn't care less" or "literally" where the understood meaning turned out different from the intended meaning due to the words' actual meaning being different than the common understanding of those words.
And then of course that gap widened in over the subsequent conversation.

--Patrick


#61

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I also used Castro 2, Electric Boogaloo.
Wait. It isn't Bogaloo?


#62

strawman

strawman

Wait. It isn't Bogaloo?
Only when talking of the bog of eternal stench.

Otherwise it's boogaloo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogaloo


#63

JCM

JCM

Funny thing, I've been to Cuba, and a month later, as I was jumping around pre-American Independence Havana in Assassin's Creed IV, I couldn't see any difference but the lack of old cars and ugly wiring, and no building lookied clean or was free of moss, cracks and soot.

Castro is a great example of how religion or ideology can destroy a country, another being post-Taliban Afghanistan or today's Venezuela.


#64

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Only when talking of the bog of eternal stench.

Otherwise it's boogaloo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogaloo
Informative. I'm never going into that thread again.


#65

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#66

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Now just imagine if he made the pitching staff for the Washington Senators...


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