Flame Warriors! (this thread is hot hot hot)

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

And you are posting on this forum because...?

I mainly read the 10% of stuff that doesn't fit the category of old internet memes posted by morons.

 

[RealBigNuke]

Flame Warriors!

Oh god. Shark. Can't stop laughing.

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

damn, I'm an APHA



what's an APHA?

 

[LordRavage]

Flame Warriors!

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

You'll read this one.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

GODS! You had me crying from laughing.

 

[phil]

Flame Warriors!

The e-lust is palpable.

It's what turns my computer on each day.

+

Just be careful not to e-jaculate on anybody.

=

my day being made.

 

[CynicismKills]

Flame Warriors!

The e-lust is palpable.

It's what turns my computer on each day.

+

Just be careful not to e-jaculate on anybody.

=

my day being made.

Not only have the computers gained sentience, but they're horny.

We're doomed.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[DougTheHead]

Flame Warriors!

I think the first 5 pages of this thread (not to mention his CAD/xkcd thread) qualify Kissinger for Tireless Rebutter status.

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Oblivious troll?

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Oblivious troll?

Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Flame Warriors!

Not only have the computers gained sentience, but they're horny.

We're doomed.

Speak for yourself. I dream of electric sheep.

 

[Cajungal]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

Well said, Frosty.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

Oblivious troll?

Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

Im relevant! my mom totaly thinks im awesome.

at least im not a troll

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

Well said, Frosty.

Ok, that one was funny.

but STOP IT!!

 

[Iaculus]

Flame Warriors!

Oblivious troll?

Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

Oh, just roll over so Chaz can ream you with his epeen.

And can you keep the noise down? Some of us need our sleep, and that Deliverance stuff gets old after a while.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

Well said, Frosty.

oh god. cant breathe. :lol: :lol:

 

[Amy old]

Flame Warriors!

FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

http://gameoverpaxton.ytmnd.com/

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

http://gameoverpaxton.ytmnd.com/

Yeah, you are.

 

[Ross]

Flame Warriors!

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

That makes you... a 0.01-trick pony?

 

[Cat]

Flame Warriors!

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

I have one of those blueberry phones so I can make a thread as soon as I come.

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.




bastards.

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

That makes you... a 0.01-trick pony?

http://www.Kissinger.justgotowned.com/

 

[Iaculus]

Flame Warriors!

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

I have one of those blueberry phones so I can make a thread as soon as I come.

Dude... yours is that thready? Too much information.

 

[Amy old]

Flame Warriors!

FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

LMFAO


I love you guys.

 

[Ross]

Flame Warriors!

also this:

 

[Philosopher B.]

Flame Warriors!

Frosty

Frosty the jizz man, was a happy jolly soul ...

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.




bastards.

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

 

[Cat]

Flame Warriors!

Just tell us you're putting all of us on your ignore list so we can end this.

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.




bastards.

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

aaand now he's just gone into the turtle defense. If i dont see it im still awesome. So you know what buddy? You are awesome, I love you. I want to be inside you. :lol: