Flame Warriors! (this thread is hot hot hot)

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Do you have any original ideas? How about ideas that are more complex than an internet meme?

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Look at this sad mother fucker right here.

 

[RealBigNuke]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

 

[LordRavage]

Flame Warriors!

I believe I am this...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... escout.htm

:roll:

 

[Singularity.EXE]

Flame Warriors!

Because you have a macro for doing so obviously.

 

[JCM]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

Okay, some anonymous whiner I never heard editing his posts to pretend he knows anything about the forums history.
Now Chaz handing a troll a new one? Im at home.

 

[Dunny]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

And there's that Archivist we all know and love!

 

[Iaculus]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

But... dude! New aftershave!

 

[Cat]

Flame Warriors!

Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

. Kissinger just wants to get a rise out of us so why not just roll with it and be annoying?

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

Okay, some anonymous whiner I never heard editing his posts to pretend he knows anything about the forums history.
Now Chaz handing a troll a new one? Im at home.

Look, I'm just posting shit as I see it. A lot of people are posting in the "I Got Laid!" thread and the "Funny Sex Stories" thread. I haven't really been paying attention to those threads because I have better things to do with my time than read about people bragging that they got laid or whining that they didn't.

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

Nice! :mrgreen:

 

[Cajungal]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

But... dude! New aftershave!

Aw, don't worry Iaculus. The rest of us think you're sexy.

Dear God, what's happened here?

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Dear God, what's happened here?

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

 

[Cat]

Flame Warriors!

Dear God, what's happened here?

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Look, I'm just posting shit as I see it. A lot of people are posting in the "I Got Laid!" thread and the "Funny Sex Stories" thread. I haven't really been paying attention to those threads because I have better things to do with my time than read about people bragging that they got laid or whining that they didn't.

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

 

[LordRavage]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

^Makes me laugh every time!

Also..I dont understand..Why do people hate nerds? Somebody has to run the internet. :mrgreen:

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

 

[Calleja]

Flame Warriors!

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

 

[chakz]

Flame Warriors!

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

AHHHH now this place feels like home.

 

[Cajungal]

Flame Warriors!

Dear God, what's happened here?

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears

I predict that one of them will be too big, one of them will be too small, and then a third one will come along who'll be juuuust right.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

Hahaha, I don't think people are wrong for thinking sex is natural.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

The sad thing is, he'll look back one day...in the FAR future, when he hears someone else talking like this, and go "my god, did I really give myself away that badly?" Then, knowing that he did, he'll be glad that he doesn't know any of us any more.

I'm a man who knows what he's talking about Luckily, there was no web when *I* was a virgin..i only have a few dozen high school friends who heard me spout this kind of drivel

Wait..i did the granny thing again, didn't i? Damnit.

 

[Silvanesti]

Flame Warriors!

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Flame Warriors!

Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

It's not pissing me off at all. I'm genuinely curious. In fact, I've asked that several times, even before you started trying to wave your e-peen around by posting image macros. You didn't answer then. Maybe there are some things you need to explore about yourself.

 

[Iaculus]

Flame Warriors!

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Back off, he's mine! MINE, DAMN IT!

... Also possibly Chaz's. I'm not entirely above sharing.

 

[Chazwozel]

Flame Warriors!

Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

It's not pissing me off at all. I'm genuinely curious. In fact, I've asked that several times, even before you started trying to wave your e-peen around by posting image macros. You didn't answer then. Maybe there are some things you need to explore about yourself.

Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on.

 

[Cajungal]

Flame Warriors!

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Back off, he's mine! MINE, DAMN IT!

... Also possibly Chaz's. I'm not entirely above sharing.

Maybe if you tried "waving your e-peen" around. :lol: