Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[AshburnerX]

@figmentPez That's Witness Intimidation, which is VERY illegal. Also, he's fucking US House Rep and he threatened a government officially publicly, on Twitter.

To say he should be in jail is an understatement.

 

[figmentPez]

My question was more along the lines of "Why would he do something so stupid?" and "Since when is Cohen having extra-marital affairs news?"

EDIT: I was also being too lazy to Google who the fuck Gaetz is.

 

[Zappit]

EDIT: I was also being too lazy to Google who the fuck Gaetz is.

One of Trump’s most ardent supporters. Also a 7-time DUI cretin that dodged charges due to his connections. He’s a piece of shit.

 

[HCGLNS]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/27/politics/cohen-testimony-read/index.html

Ouch.

 

[bhamv3]

It's been deleted, anyone got a screenshot?

 

[Bubble181]

It's been deleted, anyone got a screenshot?

It's stil on line for me?

Anyway, lots of smoke, but nothing really incriminating for the actual bad parts. Yeah, he paid off a porn star, he lied on camera,... nothing we don't already know, sadly.

 

[HCGLNS]

TLDR:

Democrats " No shit Sherlock!"
GOP "LIES!!!!! and ignore his supplied evidence."

 

[Dave]

TLDR:

Democrats " No shit Sherlock!"
GOP "LIES!!!!! and ignore his supplied evidence."

More like: GOP "LOL! Like anyone can believe Cohen."

And that's exactly what they are saying.

 

[blotsfan]

More like: GOP "LOL! Like anyone can believe Cohen."

The people who made him deputy finance chairman of the RNC?

I know they have no shame so it won't matter, I just wanted to bring that up.

 

[bhamv3]

It's stil on line for me?

Anyway, lots of smoke, but nothing really incriminating for the actual bad parts. Yeah, he paid off a porn star, he lied on camera,... nothing we don't already know, sadly.View attachment 28672View attachment 28673View attachment 28674View attachment 28675

Whoops, sorry, I meant the tweet's been deleted. My bad, should've been clearer.

 

[blotsfan]

Bold strategy, cotton.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/roger-stone-michael-cohen-trump-wikileaks-emails

 

[Dave]

Since when has Stone give a shit about a judge's orders?

 

[blotsfan]

He hasn't. Let's see if this sends him to jail.

 

[Cog]

Work is blocking this thread because "Adult Content". I wonder what triggered it.

 

[Dave]

I think Trump grabbed it by the ...

 

[PatrThom]

I think Trump grabbed it by the ...

...reins?
...short hairs?
...throat?
...horns?
...scruff of its neck?

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

...reins?
...short hairs?
...throat?
...horns?
...scruff of its neck?

--Patrick

 

[Tress]

Some one named Gaetz just did something very stupid.

Check out @mattgaetz’s Tweet:

@figmentPez That's Witness Intimidation, which is VERY illegal. Also, he's fucking US House Rep and he threatened a government officially publicly, on Twitter.

To say he should be in jail is an understatement.

Apparently someone agrees: Florida Bar Investigating Rep. Gaetz for Cohen Tweet

 

[evilmike]

I thought AOC put in a good showing today:

 

[HCGLNS]

Oops, NK summit over, nothing accomplished.

 

[bhamv3]

Oops, NK summit over, nothing accomplished.

I was under the impression that usually the details of diplomatic agreements are hashed out by diplomats behind closed doors beforehand, and the actual meeting between leaders is just a formality.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I was under the impression that usually the details of diplomatic agreements are hashed out by diplomats behind closed doors beforehand, and the actual meeting between leaders is just a formality.

So it was never going to be anything?

 

[HCGLNS]

I was under the impression that usually the details of diplomatic agreements are hashed out by diplomats behind closed doors beforehand, and the actual meeting between leaders is just a formality.

cheeto does not do that. That's why it NAFTA so long for a simple update, cheeto would say I want X then change his mind repeatedly. It took the midterm election deadline to force him to an agreement.

And this meeting had nothing scheduled other than photo ops and dinner.

 

[Ravenpoe]

cheeto does not do that. That's why it NAFTA so long for a simple update, cheeto would say I want X then change his mind repeatedly. It took the midterm election deadline to force him to an agreement.

And this meeting had nothing scheduled other than photo ops and dinner.

Even if he did use diplomats, he's probably name Jared Kushner as the diplomat, and he'd come back with an agreement that the US is now property of North Korea.

 

[blotsfan]

Even if he did use diplomats, he's probably name Jared Kushner as the diplomat, and he'd come back with an agreement that the US is now property of North Korea.

Yeah but he'd get our region to be be named "Trump Province" so in the end its a win-win.

 

[HCGLNS]

You guys are silly.

By the way, Channel Islands National Park is now a North Korean protectorate.

 

[Gruebeard]

Even if he did use diplomats, he's probably name Jared Kushner as the diplomat, and he'd come back with an agreement that the US is now property of North Korea.

What would Kim have to pay to buy it from Putin?

 

[jwhouk]

Kim doesn't have enough to buy anything from Putin.

 

[HCGLNS]

So in the midst of being recalled by the judge to explain why she was not informed of his upcoming book and how it possibly doesn't violate her gag order, Roger Stone took to Instagram to express that he is being framed by Mueller.

 

[AshburnerX]

WHY is he not in jail yet?!

 

[Dave]

$$$$$$$

oh, and

$$$$$$$$

 

[HCGLNS]

It may be more a prosecutor ploy to avoid an appeal on the grounds of malicious prosecution.

 

[Dave]

It may be more a prosecutor ploy to avoid an appeal on the grounds of malicious prosecution.

Well, considering he broke the gag order again today on Instagram, I figure money is the only reason.

 

[figmentPez]

Well, considering he broke the gag order again today on Instagram, I figure money is the only reason.

I dunno, some sort of political influence might do it as well. Favors owed, compromising information he's holding over someone's head, lives he's threatened... but yeah, money is probably the short answer.

 

[PatrThom]

Maybe he's trying to screw up SO bad that he'll taint his own testimony/evidence?

--Patrick