Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[Necronic]

I know more republicans who voted D in this election than most of the past ones. Like hardcore old school republicans.

 

[GasBandit]

I know more republicans who voted D in this election than most of the past ones. Like hardcore old school republicans.

I'd forgotten about that... Trump made Texas a potential swing state.

 

[Dave]

Jesus fucking christ. Trump just keeps getting worst and worst. The absolute fucking monster.

http://www.avclub.com/article/president-trump-orders-his-steak-well-done-ketchup-251081

 

[DarkAudit]

Jesus fucking christ. Trump just keeps getting worst and worst. The absolute fucking monster.

http://www.avclub.com/article/president-trump-orders-his-steak-well-done-ketchup-251081

If this had come out in October he would've lost Texas, Oklahoma, and Missouri in a landslide.

 

[SpecialKO]

Oh dang...

 

[Necronic]

So here we are joking about the steak, very tongue in cheek, yet the "mustard incident" was actually taken seriously.

For real though he got the steak at a Trump restaurant of course it needed ketchup.

 

[Denbrought]

So here we are joking about the steak, very tongue in cheek, yet the "mustard incident" was actually taken seriously.

A Singaporean hot dog restaurant?

 

[Necronic]

There was some stupid thing where conservatives were laying into Obama for asking for mustard on a burger like it was some kind of grand elitist sin.

Guess none of those assholes have ever eating at the elitist chain Whataburger.

 

[GasBandit]

Dijon mustard. Ooh la la.

 

[Necronic]

Pardon me, do you happen to have any grey poupon?

 

[PatrThom]

Dijon mustard. Ooh la la.

With little fancy ketchups.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Pardon me, do you happen to have any grey poupon?

Something something pisson

 

[GasBandit]

Next he ate a fruit newton, that bourgeois buffoon. A cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake.

(the whole thing was just trying, rather unsuccessfully, to recreate the old arugula gaffe)

 

[Emrys]

With little fancy ketchups.

--Patrick

Dijon ketchup.

 

[MindDetective]

Next he ate a fruit newton, that bourgeois buffoon. A cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake.

(the whole thing was just trying, rather unsuccessfully, to recreate the old arugula gaffe)

"gaffe"

 

[Tress]

"gaffe"

Hey, I like President Obama, but asking midwestern farmers if they've seen the price of arugula at Whole Foods is a big "swing-and-a-miss" moment during a campaign. The word "gaffe" seems appropriate.

 

[GasBandit]

Crowd at that event: "What the hell are rugalas? What the fizzidyuck is Whole Foods?"

 

[MindDetective]

Hey, I like President Obama, but asking midwestern farmers if they've seen the price of arugula at Whole Foods is a big "swing-and-a-miss" moment during a campaign. The word "gaffe" seems appropriate.

Maybe in days or yore. These days you can propose to murder someone in Times Square and it doesn't reach the same "gaffe" levels.

 

[Necronic]

Hell some of the biggest farming done in California is almonds, and those are just peanuts puttin on airs.

 

[Ravenpoe]

What the fizzidyuck is Whole Foods?"

It's like a fancy trader Joe's

 

[GasBandit]

It's like a fancy trader Joe's

You know, I don't consider myself to be provincial, exactly, but I've never been in either. And yes, both have locations in Texas' larger cities.

I did have to do a double take last year, though, when one of our local supermarkets became an Aldi, of all things.

 

[PatrThom]

You know, I don't consider myself to be provincial, exactly, but I've never been in either. And yes, both have locations in Texas' larger cities.

I did have to do a double take last year, though, when one of our local supermarkets became an Aldi, of all things.

Well, they're almost the same thing.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Well, they're almost the same thing.

--Patrick

Yeah, that's why I mentioned it.

 

[@Li3n]

Did you guys hear, healthcare is complicated... who knew?

Also, apparently you're gonna start winning wars again... you know, those wars Hillary was going to start?

 

[Dave]

Hey, who's behind all the protesting and White House leaks? Why, Obama, of course!

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-obama-protests-2017-2

 

[@Li3n]

So apparently Obama is still running the world while waterskiing! Oh, and Trump give himself a C for communicating, but an A for effort!

And the saddest thing is that Jack fucking Osbourne was right about the US not being a world power any more in 50 years...

EDIT: Damn, Dave got to it while i was making sure i got Osbourne right...

 

[Necronic]

I know it's a nom1issue but one last thing on the steak. It really does hammer home the idea that Trump is a poor persons idea of a rich person.

 

[Frank]

Betsy DeVos also put out a press release praising Jim Crow laws for providing choice for black students.

 

[@Li3n]

Betsy DeVos also put out a press release praising Jim Crow laws for providing choice for black students.

Oh c'mon dude... she's just saying that oppression made "the blacks" pull themselves up by their bootstraps... like a true american.

So obviously her plans will force every real american to educate themselves, by making sure that's the only choice that doesn't suck.

 

[Frank]

Trump already making false flag claims about the Jewish bomb threats.

Next he'll deny the holocaust.[DOUBLEPOST=1488310959,1488310495][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh and if he had less integrity, his body would literally fall to dust.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...eal-raid_us_58b58852e4b0780bac2d58c6?l4u6jemi

 

[Tress]

I fucking hate our president. Playing the blame game like over over a Navy SEAL's death is just scummy. Pure, spineless filth.

 

[GasBandit]

I find it amusing that you think there will be a lot of Republicans not falling in line after everything you've seen the last month. No matter what they do, the same people will still blindly check the R box on their ballot, and they know it.

Well, here's some real R-flavored pushback for once...

Lindsey Graham (R-SC) says Trump's budget, which would slash the State Department by 37%, is DOA.

 

[DarkAudit]

Well, here's some real R-flavored pushback for once...

Lindsey Graham (R-SC) says Trump's budget, which would slash the State Department by 37%, is DOA.

That's nice, but he's been skeptical of teh Donald from the beginning. It'll take a few more willing to speak up before I'll believe it.


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[Dei]

Well, here's some real R-flavored pushback for once...

Words don't mean much yet. When Rs actually start voting against the party line I'll start believing it.

 

[Zappit]

I fucking hate our president. Playing the blame game like over over a Navy SEAL's death is just scummy. Pure, spineless filth.

He keeps doing that kind of shit, they might just stop following his orders.

 

[Denbrought]

He keeps doing that kind of shit, they might just stop following his orders.

That would make for some pretty funny courts-martial. "He hurt my feelings!"