Fuck Yea! Transformers 4 announced

[ThatNickGuy]

You'd think with his big hard-on for the American military, Bay would be more suited for, say, G.I. Joe.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Michael Bay has to keep sucking off the military and making them do heroic shit in each movie so he can keep playing with their toys.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Exactly. Which is why G.I. Joe would be a better fit.

 

[Raemon777]

I almost fell asleep multiple times during the last hour of Transformers 3. The was not a climax, that was a bunch of particle effects.

 

[Gared]

I'd heard that this was a re-imagining/re-launch of the franchise, rather than a sequel to the first three. Maybe it'll be better, maybe it'll be worse, either way I'm not spending a dime on it until I see some solid reviews from people whose movie judgment I trust, rather than rabid franchise fan-boys and/or people who think Michael Bay is Satan-incarnate (not saying anyone here fits the last two categories, I just have some... interesting... friends).

 

[Adam]

I'd like to see some simplification of the robot models mixed with typical Bayhem. Also less fast car-based transformers that no one will ever own please. Where's my Hound!?

 

[Disconnected]

giant blurs of metal that look nothing like robots

Fixed that for you.

I disagree with your argument but accept it as valid for you.
I never had this problem through any of the movi-bay-SPLOSION!!!

 

[Shegokigo]

I almost fell asleep multiple times during the last hour of Transformers 3. The was not a climax, that was a bunch of particle effects.

The Ending to Transformers 3 was to Cinema as Dubstep is to Music.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I'm not sure if that's an insult or not, because I haven't given dubstep a fair shake yet.

 

[Shegokigo]

My point is "All noise, no substance".

 

[Jax]

You seriously expected that from a "blockbuster" Michael Bay movie?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I had no criticism of the robot designs until Shortpacked recently mushed together a bunch of screenshots for a Valentine's Day joke.

Bunch of metal angles piled together. I don't know how you guys tell these things apart when you're watching these movies.

 

[Bowielee]

The autobots aren't quite as bad, but yea, absolutely all the decepticons look like a bunch of metal filings in a dryer.