/brb - headed to bakery to get some pig in a blanket
[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)
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makare
godiva makes hot cocoa? if i were a marshmallow that's how id want to go...
Oh god. OH GOD. Either I must see this movie or in the event one of my Dill novels is made into a movie, that scene is GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN.
Bollywood.
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makare
that IS hella badass... I want to watch that movie.
What is a Mikshake?
GasBandit
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Dare you to watch this.
I like how Urban Dictionary translates it: "My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation."
Poor kitty. All tuckered out from spending hours TRYING TO GET THE STUPID BLUE TAPE OFF HIS TAIL.
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A drink you shouldn't consume while wearing a helmet.
At least two of my jobs in my life have given me the pleasure of watching people walk into glass walls/doors all day long for months to years on end.
I laughed hard at this.
only drifter got that I was being a grammar nazi.
GasBandit
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Ahhh, I see.... I didn't even notice the missing L until now. Brain must be corroding.
My husband and I once worked in a building that had large glass doors and a glass front. To prevent "birds" from flying into it they put up blue painters tape across all the glass. I never doubted it was birds they were trying to deter until I saw the following happen with my own eyes.
Husband and i were waiting for a friend to get off a long call so we could give him a run home. We had been waiting 20 minutes in the front entrance and were beginning to become idle. I had a bood but my husband had nothing so he was just leaned against the windows watching the people come and go. He started to pick at the tape. 40 minutes passed and we were still waiting on our buddy but Hubby had now depleted the glass of it blue tape. He tossed it in the garbage and sat on the floor next to me in a frustrated huff.
We started to chat and I sort of noticed a fellow employee walking up from the parking lot. By sort of noticed I mean NOTICED because she was hot as fuckin' fire. Blond hair, fair skin, constant black mini skirt and low cut blouses...and that day she was wearing over the knee stiletto boots. Husband turned to watch as well. She was on her cell phone as she trot up to the building at a pace I can only dream f travelling at in high heels. She didn't slow down, expecting the automatic doors to cut in....
CRACK. She ran straight into the windows between the two sets of doors. A smear of blood now marked the glass and she fell to pavement outside. People rushed to her aid. I sat in shock before looking to Steve. His jaw was dropped and all blood had rushed from his face. I turned to check if the secuiry cameras could see the front doors and found our friend approaching. We got up and took off.
Once in the car I nearly died laughing. In retrospect, this makes me horrible.
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