[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

[Jay]

 

[evilmike]

 

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This is where the kiddies would say, "old joke is old".

 

[GasBandit]

This is where the kiddies would say, "old joke is old".

"old joke is old" is SO two thousand LATE.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ElJuski]

This is where the kiddies would say, "old joke is old".

The Halforums Funny Pictures page isn't new. It's internet in syndication.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Hylian]

 

[General Specific]

 

[David]

 

[makare]

cue the Game of Thrones jokes

 

[Gusto]

That picture's not so much "funny" as "cripplingly depressing".

 

[Null]

That picture's not so much "funny" as "cripplingly depressing".

Eh, you just gotta remember they're the ones missing out, dude.

 

[Gusto]

Eh, you just gotta remember they're the ones missing out, dude.

 

[SeraRelm]

Queue the Game of Thrones jokes

 

[ElJuski]

That picture's not so much "funny" as "cripplingly depressing".

I know, I would hate to be the guy that's on that bus ad. Yeesh.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I only WISH I had done this one... (For further context, Starship is one of the local adult stores)

 

[Silver Jelly]

1-paste this in google translate

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2-put it in german
3-make it speak

 

[FnordBear]

 

[bhamv3]

1-paste this in google translate

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2-put it in german
3-make it speak

Bwahahaha, the text on the "listen" button even changes!

 

[PatrThom]

Excelsior!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Jay]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Shegokigo]

Un-Funny for falsnesses.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Un-Funny for falsnesses.

Cats cause brain damage.

Your cat will eat you when you die, if they don't discover your body quick enough.

 

[Soliloquy]

Un-Funny for falsnesses.

I have a friend whose cat's favorite pastime is knocking things down from high places. This friend will likely disagree with you.

 

[Soliloquy]

Your cat will eat you when you die, if they don't discover your body quick enough.

Well, yeah, but who wouldn't?

 

[GasBandit]

Well, yeah, but who wouldn't?

Your dog, for one thing.

 

[MindDetective]

Your dog, for one thing.

Dogs are animals too: http://current.com/community/91710849_two-dogs-ate-owners-corpse-for-two-weeks-after-suicide.htm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-409885/Dog-eats-dead-master-wife.html

 

[GasBandit]

Dogs are animals too: http://current.com/community/91710849_two-dogs-ate-owners-corpse-for-two-weeks-after-suicide.htm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-409885/Dog-eats-dead-master-wife.html

That took weeks. Starvation. Even a human would do that. The rub of the matter is cats are obligate carnivores, whereas dogs are better adapted to be omnivores, so they might be able to hold off resorting to eating their masters a little longer by eating other stuff around the house. CAT NEEDS MEAT NOW.

 

[checkeredhat]

I was looking

for this picture to post in the Random Crap thread, as a warning for BananaHands.

 

[Necronic]

My cats love me and are very loyal to me. I have even trained them some. This took a lot of work and I appreciate the relationship more for it. The way I see it dogs are slluts and will be loyal to the first person that gives them some food. There is no choice in their minds. This is why someone can keep a dog that they beat, but a cat will never stick around. This is why cat's are superior. They are with you as a choice, not as an instinctual need for love.

They are also superios because they will eat you. Because at the end of the day, when the apocalyps hits and the world burns, I'll be eating them. And I would eat my dog too.