Curses!Google translate to the rescue:
How...
1: you see yourself
2: your girlfriend sees you
3: your boss sees you when you screw up
4: your boss sees you when you succeed
5: your enemy sees you
6: your father sees you (damn, son! when I was in the army so-)
7: your grandfather sees you and your father (damn, guys! when I was fought by the so-)
8: the hippy in the park sees you
Foiled by Google, of all things![/QUOTE]
One of the few times I ever Finnished first.