The Soviet swine cannon demands to be captioned.
"Ve are out of anezthetic. Let's use vodka instead."
"Here, comrade Piggy. You drink for Papa Stalin now."
...
"Guysh... I'm shooo washted now... I love you, but I thinksh I'sh gonna shleep now... shleepy shleepy..."
"Comrade soldiers, bring ze wasted piggy here! Ve shjall make practical joke on him while he sleeps!"
"Yes, comrade commissar!"
"Lift vith feet, not vith back, you dumbnik!"
"Comrade commissar, ze piggy is loaded. Ve may commence practical joke."
"Exxxxcellent."
"Prepare to fire."
"BOOMSKI!"
*yoink*
*BOOM*
"Impressive. Ve shall conquer space with ze drunken pigs."
"My underpants are made ov ze trashbag."
...
*KOMMUNIST AWE*
"Eugh... Fuck you, guys. Seriously, fuck you..."
SOLDIERS: "Yay. Ve is happy 'cause drunk piggy practical joke made us heroes of the Soviet Union."
PIG: "Fuck you..."¨
"And for film contract, sign here and here and here, initial here..."