I once drunkenly wrote "keep being awesome" to my favourite delivery place in the instructions, and they gave me a discount.Welp, I know what I'm putting in the special instructions of MY next delivered pizza.
Was my thought as well. Or maybe a "Legacy" candidate.That must have been one hell of a essay to get that GPA into Harvard (or some sort of demographic quota).
Legacy would have the money to attend. If you're lucky enough to get into Harvard with those scores and you choose not to attend you're probably not getting a free ride.Was my thought as well. Or maybe a "Legacy" candidate.
But they may be attending a different school instead....Legacy would have the money to attend. If you're lucky enough to get into Harvard with those scores and you choose not to attend you're probably not getting a free ride.
Or decided to take a year off on Dad's money to surf in New Zealand or something.[DOUBLEPOST=1440175177,1440175076][/DOUBLEPOST]Well, yeah, that'll work.But they may be attending a different school instead....
Most of the commenters seemed to think this was family/connections pulling some strings but the upstart turning them down.The hell, guy?
I almost went with a different punchline, but it seemed a little crass.NO TEETH
Either that or the kid decided to play junior hockey instead...That must have been one hell of a essay to get that GPA into Harvard (or some sort of demographic quota).
Teeth can be ok. It's the old addage:NO TEETH
And you know your young son has fried your brain when your first thought is, "Hey, it's Skipper!".
Careful, this isn't the political funny threadthe thing that jumps out at me about those pictures is the goatee. Now, Stalin had a goatee, and at the same time as Hitler, and beyond when Hitler died, Stalin was responsible for just as many if not more deaths.
... not getting to deep, it's just what I thought when I saw this
Even he can miss one every now and again...Damn @Bubble181 you funny'd a post from 2 years ago!
400 GRABIESM'lady, pardon me if I am being too forward, but could I possibly interest you in...