Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

Alright, takes care of that. Now, the bitches!

What does one gallon of bitches get you, exactly?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Now, now...could be divorce/remarry. No jumping to conclusions.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

The Office Sandwich Thief - an escalation, told in wasted toner and paper.

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[PatrThom]

Ooo, Francis is in trouble now.
...for using up all the color toner.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

Sometimes your pants hang so low your only option is to turn them into boot-sandals:

Stealing from Resident Evil's wardrobe, are we?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Beyonce is a mass murderer, apparently.

 

[PatrThom]

They are literally dying.
Just not quickly enough to suit you.

--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

Beyonce is a mass murderer, apparently.

I'm going straight to hell.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Terrik]

We gotta play around round of that here on HF.

 

[GasBandit]

We gotta play around round of that here on HF.

We did. Twice. I was there for the second time. It was fun.

 

[AshburnerX]

We did. Twice. I was there for the second time. It was fun.

Way more than twice. I've been to at least 5 of them. We just don't do them regularly because playing Cards Against Humanity often makes the magic go away.

 

[Terrik]

We did. Twice. I was there for the second time. It was fun.

So was I. er...did my post not say "another round"?

*checks post*

So it didn't.

And it has a typo. Welp.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Everyone has to be good at something.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Hey OP, your mom's delivery finally arrived.

 

[bhamv3]

Among that list of professions, bride kidnapping expert, parkour specialist, and smarties expert are not that surprising to me. These seem like real things to specialize in.

Freelance sperm donor, not so much.

 

[Jay]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Hey OP, your mom's delivery finally arrived.

As I'm the OP... That's just mean!

 

[PatrThom]

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It's nice to know that Chris will eventually get a job once he grows up.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

As I'm the OP... That's just mean!

I was wondering if you'd catch that.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

-Be a cute girl
-Get on omegle
-Wait for SUYT comment
-Open sweater to reveal printout of this picture

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I can never pronounce foreign names, either.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

But even kids with chicken pox* love Armour hot dogs!






(*This is probably how they got it.)

 

[GasBandit]

There's a "women's jeans 50% off" joke in here somewhere.

 

[Celt Z]

What jeans? Those are denim chaps.

 

[GasBandit]

What'd really take the cake is, as the thighs are covered in back, I hope the calves are exposed in back.