Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit

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^THATS AWESOME.

Although I assume they wouldn't get it and just take it anyway.
If I was the TSA drone on duty she was giving me that line about, I'd have said "Ma'am, let me see your ticket... Chicago, hrm? We're going to call ahead to the Chicago TSA, and if the contents of this bottle aren't still in this exact same solid state they are now when you deplane, you're going to federal prison."
 
If I was the TSA drone on duty she was giving me that line about, I'd have said "Ma'am, let me see your ticket... Chicago, hrm? We're going to call ahead to the Chicago TSA, and if the contents of this bottle aren't still in this exact same solid state they are now when you deplane, you're going to federal prison."
RAW says no BRINGING liquids ON BOARD. you're not responsible for the state it leaves in. If you bring a wax candle and it melts, you're not suddenly liable either. Yes, it's not as intended, and she's obviously asking for a complete and thorough body scan, but it seems to me she's got a case. Besides, they could stick it in the food and beverages freezer.
 
Where @Dirona and I live, the directions are usually "It's old John Johnson's place. No not where he's living now, but where he spent 2 years with his uncle when he was 8." (or something)

And people know where that is.

????

And they don't know where the street name is. Just landmarks. That are usually out of date.
 
Where @Dirona and I live, the directions are usually "It's old John Johnson's place. No not where he's living now, but where he spent 2 years with his uncle when he was 8." (or something)

And people know where that is.

????

And they don't know where the street name is. Just landmarks. That are usually out of date.
My wife is like this. She still uses the location of a motorcycle shop, that closed 22 years ago, and has been a daycare, ATV dealership and now a realtor, to tell people where to turn to get to a certain school.

"Just turn at Snake's Cycles and the school is two blocks away."
 
Dr. Huxtable was an OB/GYN though. So trust him to deliver my babies and keep me alive if something goes wrong yes. Need brain surgery, no. ;)
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Hey, I just post funny pictures. I didn't make this one. Heck, I somehow don't think Dr. Dre has even an iota more professional medical training than the Spin Doctors.[DOUBLEPOST=1409948589,1409948549][/DOUBLEPOST]
I'm also pretty sure Dr. Venture has a degree.
Nope. Rusty dropped out when his father died. His degree is an honorary one from a college in Tijuana.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
That chart is all sorts of messed up.

Have you seen Muppet Labs? Bunson HoneyDew is a hell of a lot more dangerous than Doctor Mario.
 
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