Gardeners will never satisfy their lust for cucumbers

[strawman]

Answer the poll.

 

[Terrik]

Add some garlic and sauce to the cucumbers and you have awesomeness.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Where's the "delicious" option? Because I like them.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Scuse you, are you not feeding my out-sourced child cucumbers because of your bias??

 

[Cheesy1]

Or as I refer to them: "Satan's Penis"

 

[GasBandit]

(X) Other: Organic marital aids

 

[Terrik]

One of my favorite Chinese dishes

 

[PatrThom]

Cucumbers have a very mild flavor, and add a delightful crunch to many salads. They do not cook well, though.
But what do I know? I think the best part of celery is the bright yellow immature middle part.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Step 1. - make cucumbers into pickles
Step 2. - deep fry the pickles

 

[Celt Z]

Love cucumbers, hate pickles.




....cucumbers make better marital aids.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

...

Nailed it!

 

[Frank]

Step 1: Like cucumbers
Step 2: Also like pickles
Step 3: Profit

 

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I love cucumbers. They taste like summer.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Cucumbers in vinegar with just a sprinkle of salt and some oil. YUM!

I also like pickles.

 

[Bowielee]

Cucumbers are freakin delicious. I love 'em.

They taste really... I don't know... fresh and clean.

 

[PatrThom]

They taste really... I don't know... fresh and clean.

But it's really the smell that's most interesting:

Alan R. Hirsch, MD, neurological director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, conducted a study that looked at how different smells stimulated sexual arousal. He found that [...the] smell of cheese pizza, for instance, increased blood flow to the penis by 5 percent, buttered popcorn by 9 percent, and lavender and pumpkin pie each by 40 percent. For women, lavender and pumpkin pie also had a stimulating effect; however, the smell of [anise/fennel/licorice] combined with the scent of cucumber created the greatest increase in blood flow to the vagina.

"lust for cucumbers," indeed.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Wot did I fockin say, eh?

 

[Bowielee]

But it's really the smell that's most interesting:

"lust for cucumbers," indeed.

--Patrick

First thing that popped into my head when reading your post.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

anise cucumbers

ooooh-kay

 

[GasBandit]

Sex and Candy, Fennel and Cucumbers, same diff.

 

[PatrThom]

anise cucumbers

ooooh-kay

You laugh, but it was a surprisingly short time after this study came out that you started to see cucumber-scented deodorants and bodywashes appear on the market.[DOUBLEPOST=1409263416,1409263319][/DOUBLEPOST]

Sex and Candy, Fennel and Cucumbers, same diff.

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I'm laughing because anise cucumbers sounds too much like anus cucumbers and I'm stuck with a 10 year old's sense of humor.