Girlfriend goes psycho lol

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When my friends and I go to resto we play Cell Phone Jenga. At the start of the meal we put our cellphone right in the middle of the table, one stacked upon the other neatly and leave it there during the entire supper. No calls being made. No calls received. No texting. Nothing. Once everyone gets there. We stack them. Then we enjoy our evening.

The first person to touch their cellphone before the end of supper pays everyone's dinner.

This has happened once and since then, never has been much of an issue.
If I didn't have kids I wouldn't even bother leaving mine on when I went out with friends.
 
Oh I didn't mean it like I check up on them every 10 minutes. I meant leaving it on in case the babysitter has to get in touch with me in an emergency. I don't think I've called home to check on them since the first time I left them home with a sitter for more than an hour.

And I also want her to call me if there is an emergency not just 911. She is not authorized to make medical decisions for them. I am.
 
When I see my friends in NYC, there are no gadgets out. I travel 5 hours to get there; I insist we interact like real people, not computers.
 
When I'm on a date, I call her attention and let her see me shut off my cell phone. Not put on vibrate, nor silent, but SHUT OFF. That way she knows she has my focus for the whole date.
 
When my friends and I go to resto we play Cell Phone Jenga. At the start of the meal we put our cellphone right in the middle of the table, one stacked upon the other neatly and leave it there during the entire supper. No calls being made. No calls received. No texting. Nothing. Once everyone gets there. We stack them. Then we enjoy our evening.

The first person to touch their cellphone before the end of supper pays everyone's dinner.

This has happened once and since then, never has been much of an issue.
Yeah, it's a neat idea in theory.

Some of my friends are doctors, guys working in the oil and gas field who are on call all the time and, of course, policemanz who gotta have their phones with them at all times.
 
When I go out with my friends, we keep our phones in our pockets, because we trust each other enough to be adults without having to make some show of piling our gadgets on the table.
 
When I go out with my friends, there's no need to give up our phones. Because my friends don't have phones. Because they're imaginary and no one real ever wants to go out with me and oh god I'm so alone.

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(I'm kidding. My imaginary friends totally have phones)
 
Yeah, it's a neat idea in theory.

Some of my friends are doctors, guys working in the oil and gas field who are on call all the time and, of course, policemanz who gotta have their phones with them at all times.
That's the rule we do with. Sadly, I don't normally hang out with flat foots and Saudi princes.

There have been rare occasion where a phone was kept in a pocket in case of an emergency.
 
I think he meant Quebec.

Could be true... but cost of living in Quebec is much lower.

And we got poutine... so there.
 
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