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Goat. Simulator.

Mar 27, 2014#1

Dave

Now, I know this is an April Fool's joke. I mean, I THINK this is an April Fool's joke. Steam says the game drops on the 1st.

Key features:

You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

The Trailer? Genius.

Gameplay? Awesome!

I would play this.

Mar 27, 2014#2

Jay

It's a legit game

Mar 27, 2014#3

DarkAudit

W. A. N. T.

Mar 27, 2014#4

GasBandit

I posted footage of this in the awesome videos thread a while back. These guys are now also working on Bear Simulator, I think.

And that trailer footage is clearly lampooning the Dead Island trailer. Nice. Very yes.

Mar 27, 2014#5

Dave

http://gamasutra.com/blogs/ArminIbr...t_Simulator_really_did_become_our_next_IP.php

Holy shit. It IS real! Jay, you are totally right!

Sometimes the glorious comes from odd places.

Mar 27, 2014#6

ThatNickGuy

I hope we get a crossover with this game:

Mar 27, 2014#7

filmfanatic

Don't forget its kick-off trailer.

Mar 28, 2014#8

figmentPez

It's like someone took a look at the Insurance Fraud missions from the Saints Row games and decided "This needs more goat."

Mar 28, 2014#9

ThatNickGuy

figmentPez said:
It's like someone took a look at the Insurance Fraud missions from the Saints Row games and decided "This needs more goat."

Let's be honest. Every game needs more goat.

Mar 28, 2014#10

Just Me

ThatNickGuy said:
Let's be honest. Every game needs more goat.

And then the possibilty of an achievement or rare loot drop with a cowbell as reward!

Mar 28, 2014#11

DarkAudit

Ten bucks. Okay.

Mar 28, 2014#12

filmfanatic

So, it turns out there's a game lurking in Goat Simulator.

Mar 29, 2014#13

filmfanatic

Jesse Cox has a video up of his early experience with Goat Simulator.

Mar 30, 2014#14

klew

Can You Run It tells me my 3 year old laptop cannot run this game.

Mar 30, 2014#15

Gilgamesh

filmfanatic said:
Jesse Cox has a video up of his early experience with Goat Simulator.

Jesse is easily the best Youtuber out there for entertainment purposes. Holy hell. I'm watching his Beyond Two Souls walkthrough atm.

Mar 30, 2014#16

DarkAudit

Got king, then ritual. Then using the special R button I wound up tumbling uncontrollably at the top of the sky. Got all the air time goals. Untoggling got me back down to the ground.

Mar 30, 2014#17

Bubble181

Pfft. Too much blingmapping and not enough goating.
I'll stick to Escape Goat 2.

Apr 4, 2014#18

GasBandit

FUS GOAT DA!

Apr 4, 2014#19

filmfanatic

Honestly, I can't wait to see what the modding community does with this game.

Apr 4, 2014#20

GasBandit

Apr 4, 2014#21

klew

I wonder if I should take the $10 risk and buy anyway. The test result is that I don't have enough RAM (not a joke).

Apr 5, 2014#22

GasBandit

klew said:
I wonder if I should take the $10 risk and buy anyway. The test result is that I don't have enough RAM (not a joke).

Pirate it first. See if it works. Then buy.

Apr 9, 2014#23

GasBandit

Goat simulator to get patched in May, adds new map, multiplayer. MULTIPLAYER GOAT SIMULATOR

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/07/goat-simulator-getting-new-map-multiplayer

Apr 9, 2014#24

Dave

I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

Apr 9, 2014#25

filmfanatic

Dave said:
I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

Yeah, it seems like it's better made as a game for YouTubers to play so people can watch. Still, keep an eye out for the modding community. I'm sure they can come up with some crazy stuff.

Apr 9, 2014#26

Dave

filmfanatic said:
Yeah, it seems like it's better made as a game for YouTubers to play so people can watch. Still, keep an eye out for the modding community. I'm sure they can come up with some crazy stuff.

Honestly I figured that would happen, which is why I bought it. I figured they would add stuff to it, plus I saw that Coffee Satin would be adding stuff soon as well.

Apr 9, 2014#27

filmfanatic

By the way, you know who else has played Goat Simulator? Vegeta, courtesy of TeamFourStar.

Apr 13, 2014#28

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

This was TotalBiscuit's reaction as well.

Apr 13, 2014#29

GasBandit

I've never really liked Totalbiscuit. He always seems to miss the point on everything, and always focuses on the wrong thing.

"Yes yes the moon landing was oll very well and that but you didn't exactly cure canca, now did ya? Ya didn't even shoot any aliens ah toll." Oigh.

May 25, 2016#30

Dave

Goat Simulator is releasing a DLC. And it's glorious.

May 26, 2016#31

figmentPez

Dave said:
Goat Simulator is releasing a DLC. And it's glorious.

Steam's release blurb has the Key features:

Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
No crew member will be left unromanced

May 26, 2016#32

GasBandit

figmentPez said:
No crew member will be left unromanced

Oh shit, SR4 showed me how THAT goes down.

May 26, 2016#33

PatrThom

I sure hope at some point there's a mission to investigate a black hole that's unexpectedly goats-y. Otherwise they will've missed a huge opportunity.

--Patrick

May 26, 2016#34

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
Oh shit, SR4 showed me how THAT goes down.

May 26, 2016#35

Ravenpoe

Jun 27, 2016#36

Tinwhistler

I got goat simulator on the steam summer sale for $1.99. My wife refused to even acknowledge that I wasn't pranking her until I showed her.

Jun 27, 2016#37

ThatNickGuy

Tinwhistler said:
I got goat simulator on the steam summer sale for $1.99. My wife refused to even acknowledge that I wasn't pranking her until I showed her.

You should really fuck with her by also buying SHOWER WITH YOUR DAD SIMULATOR and MOUNT YOUR FRIENDS.

Jun 27, 2016#38

Tinwhistler

ThatNickGuy said:
You should really fuck with her by also buying SHOWER WITH YOUR DAD SIMULATOR and MOUNT YOUR FRIENDS.

some things aren't worth spending a buck on.

Jun 27, 2016#39

ThatNickGuy

Tinwhistler said:
some things aren't worth spending a buck on.

I'll just give that a big 'ol NUH UH.

Jun 27, 2016#40

BErt

ThatNickGuy said:

FTFY?

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