[PC Game] Goat. Simulator.

[Dave]

Now, I know this is an April Fool's joke. I mean, I THINK this is an April Fool's joke. Steam says the game drops on the 1st.

Key features:

• You can be a goat
• Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
• Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
• MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
• In-game physics that spazz out all the time
• Seriously look at that goat's neck
• You can be a goat

The Trailer? Genius.



Gameplay? Awesome!



I would play this.

 

[Jay]

It's a legit game

 

[DarkAudit]

W. A. N. T.

 

[GasBandit]

I posted footage of this in the awesome videos thread a while back. These guys are now also working on Bear Simulator, I think.

And that trailer footage is clearly lampooning the Dead Island trailer. Nice. Very yes.

 

[Dave]

http://gamasutra.com/blogs/ArminIbr...t_Simulator_really_did_become_our_next_IP.php

Holy shit. It IS real! Jay, you are totally right!

Sometimes the glorious comes from odd places.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I hope we get a crossover with this game:

 

[filmfanatic]

Don't forget its kick-off trailer.

 

[figmentPez]

It's like someone took a look at the Insurance Fraud missions from the Saints Row games and decided "This needs more goat."

 

[ThatNickGuy]

It's like someone took a look at the Insurance Fraud missions from the Saints Row games and decided "This needs more goat."

Let's be honest. Every game needs more goat.

 

[Just Me]

Let's be honest. Every game needs more goat.

And then the possibilty of an achievement or rare loot drop with a cowbell as reward!

 

[DarkAudit]

Ten bucks. Okay.

 

[filmfanatic]

So, it turns out there's a game lurking in Goat Simulator.

 

[filmfanatic]

Jesse Cox has a video up of his early experience with Goat Simulator.

 

[klew]

Can You Run It tells me my 3 year old laptop cannot run this game.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Jesse Cox has a video up of his early experience with Goat Simulator.

Jesse is easily the best Youtuber out there for entertainment purposes. Holy hell. I'm watching his Beyond Two Souls walkthrough atm.

 

[DarkAudit]

Spoiler

Got king, then ritual. Then using the special R button I wound up tumbling uncontrollably at the top of the sky. Got all the air time goals. Untoggling got me back down to the ground.

 

[Bubble181]

Pfft. Too much blingmapping and not enough goating.
I'll stick to Escape Goat 2.

 

[GasBandit]

FUS GOAT DA!

 

[filmfanatic]

Honestly, I can't wait to see what the modding community does with this game.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[klew]

I wonder if I should take the $10 risk and buy anyway. The test result is that I don't have enough RAM (not a joke).

 

[GasBandit]

I wonder if I should take the $10 risk and buy anyway. The test result is that I don't have enough RAM (not a joke).

Pirate it first. See if it works. Then buy.

 

[GasBandit]

Goat simulator to get patched in May, adds new map, multiplayer. MULTIPLAYER GOAT SIMULATOR

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/07/goat-simulator-getting-new-map-multiplayer

 

[Dave]

I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

 

[filmfanatic]

I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

Yeah, it seems like it's better made as a game for YouTubers to play so people can watch. Still, keep an eye out for the modding community. I'm sure they can come up with some crazy stuff.

 

[Dave]

Yeah, it seems like it's better made as a game for YouTubers to play so people can watch. Still, keep an eye out for the modding community. I'm sure they can come up with some crazy stuff.

Honestly I figured that would happen, which is why I bought it. I figured they would add stuff to it, plus I saw that Coffee Satin would be adding stuff soon as well.

 

[filmfanatic]

By the way, you know who else has played Goat Simulator? Vegeta, courtesy of TeamFourStar.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I just bought this yesterday and played it for about 30 minutes. I think I watched way too many videos of it because it wasn't that fun. It was fun to blow stuff up, but other than that there's no real point.

I was disappointed.

This was TotalBiscuit's reaction as well.

 

[GasBandit]

I've never really liked Totalbiscuit. He always seems to miss the point on everything, and always focuses on the wrong thing.

"Yes yes the moon landing was oll very well and that but you didn't exactly cure canca, now did ya? Ya didn't even shoot any aliens ah toll." Oigh.

 

[Dave]

Goat Simulator is releasing a DLC. And it's glorious.

 

[figmentPez]

Goat Simulator is releasing a DLC. And it's glorious.

Steam's release blurb has the Key features:

• Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
• Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
• Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
• There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
• Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
• Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
• The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
• No crew member will be left unromanced

 

[GasBandit]

• No crew member will be left unromanced

Oh shit, SR4 showed me how THAT goes down.

 

[PatrThom]

I sure hope at some point there's a mission to investigate a black hole that's unexpectedly goats-y. Otherwise they will've missed a huge opportunity.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh shit, SR4 showed me how THAT goes down.

 

[Ravenpoe]