Good news, everyone!

[CrimsonSoul]

I don't have cancer, it's just a hernia that I need surgery to fix (but it's not that big of a deal) and I'm out of a job. The Dr (he's awesome) said when I get a new job don't tell them and then go to him so he can schedule the surgery lol

 

[Dave]

Well that's good that it's not cancer, bad that you have to have surgery, bad that you have no job and good that your doctor is awesome.

So...tie?

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Also my doctor is an old guy and he got to feel up my nuts.. is that win or fail?

 

[Dave]

Did you finish?

 

[Cajungal]

:laugh: Glad it's not too serious. Hope surgery goes ok.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Chibibar]

Well.. It is good for the doctor and not having cancer, but bad not having job and need surgery..... feeling up? if you finish good, if not, that sucks.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

It's not nearly as bad as Weird Al puts it as mine hasn't twisted, it's just sensitive to the touch. Something about some blood vessels that go through a small hole to get to the boys and the hole can dilate. inherited, so basically fuck you dad

 

[GasBandit]

I don't have cancer lol

!

 

[drawn_inward]

For some reason, I am scared of getting a hernia or kidney stones. They just sound awful.

Lift with your knees!!

 

[Tinwhistler]

congrats on the not-having-cancer thing. You must be incredibly relieved!

 

[North_Ranger]

Congrats, Crimmy. I'll have to wait until Monday to hear if I've got anything seriously wrong downstairs.

Already got my family jewels felt up, now they're gonna sonar my nuts.