Green Vegetables and Fruits

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As the best sources of vitamins, minerals, antioxidants and fiber, there is no question that our body is craving for more of these type of foods. But it seems that our mind does not fully agree as we are addicted to meat and other processed foods.

I am right now putting the right discipline to make my body and mind in tune to nature. I want to be healthy and right. Green vegetables and fruits are the right food we need.
 
Actually, friend, our bodies are evolutionarily designed to crave meat, fruit, and heavy carbohydrate laden foods. Vegetables are a terrible source of energy, and we're not cows - who sit in a field all day eating massive amounts of vegetation. The thing is every mammal's metabolism wants to do one thing, squeeze as much energy out of what you eat as it can. For humans, carbohydrates and meat have the best bang for your buck, in terms of the most energy available from the smallest portion sizes. If you want to lose weight, by all means, drop out the processed foods, but fruits and vegetables alone suck. I could argue that fruits make you fat from all the fructose, but I'm sensing you're a bot to begin with.
 
Is green vegetables a term that indicates specific vegetables or inclusive of all of them? What about turnips? Nobody ever thinks about turnips yet they even have their own International Turnip Day (January 24).
 
Is green vegetables a term that indicates specific vegetables or inclusive of all of them? What about turnips? Nobody ever thinks about turnips yet they even have their own International Turnip Day (January 24).
You are far too obsessed with turnips, sir. I think you have a problem.
 
I will eat more vegetables when they make asparagus taste like steak, and not make your pee smell funny.
 
I'd LIKE to eat more vegetables, but when lunch rolls around, it's simply time for a burger.

But at least it has lettuce.
 
I will eat more vegetables when they make asparagus taste like steak, and not make your pee smell funny.
This raises the question: why are you taking a big whiff of your own pee?

Actually, scratch that, I really don't want to know.
 

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This raises the question: why are you taking a big whiff of your own pee?

Actually, scratch that, I really don't want to know.
I guess asparagus pee has an especially strong odor that one can't miss even if one wants to.

Don't know that myself, but I do know that if you haven't been drinking enough, your pee will be darker and smellier than usual.

Also, I heard a lady friend once say that a man's diet reflects on his... ermm... okay, I'll just say sperm. Quantity and taste thereof, I hear. Once again, no personal experience in that front. Ladies?
 
To quote my daughter...

"I eat cows, cows eat green stuff, that's as close as I'll get to being a vegetarian."
 
Also, I heard a lady friend once say that a man's diet reflects on his... ermm... okay, I'll just say sperm. Quantity and taste thereof, I hear. Once again, no personal experience in that front. Ladies?
I find that to be very true.
Guys, eat more fruits and vegetables.
 
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Also, I heard a lady friend once say that a man's diet reflects on his... ermm... okay, I'll just say sperm. Quantity and taste thereof, I hear. Once again, no personal experience in that front. Ladies?
I've heard that pineapple makes it taste better. Don't know that for sure or if it's a wive's tale.
 
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