I am working this angle right now.CG, you are the bestest best friend ever, and I feel the need to ingratiate myself to you MONTHS in advance.
Aw, you sentimental fool... adorable. *grins*Take the day off from painting ..... today.
Everyone gets a little beaver on their birthday? What if you don't like beaver?Happy B-Day, G-Man! I bring you the traditional gifts of your homeland:
Beavers are not predators. They are vegetarians.
Potentially NSFW or Calleja's Guessing Game:Oh, everything for my pal goosto!
(quick, someone remind me what I got him last year!!)