Hats off during God Bless America?

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North_Ranger

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Places of worship, national anthems and generally being indoors. That's when I take off my hat.
Or, I would if I could find a bloody piece of headgear that would fit my oversized noggin. I hate seeing people in cool hats because I know I can never wear one :(
 
It's just a custom from an older time that has stuck. It's a sign of respect, but honestly most people could never tell you why it's a sign of respect because most of them have no idea why. Myself included. It's just one of those customs. Like how we stone the person who loses the lottery every year.

LOL!
 
Places of worship, national anthems and generally being indoors. That's when I take off my hat.
Or, I would if I could find a bloody piece of headgear that would fit my oversized noggin. I hate seeing people in cool hats because I know I can never wear one :(
I'll make you a nifty hat from newspaper. I'll even colour it, if you like.
 
Places of worship, national anthems and generally being indoors. That's when I take off my hat.
Or, I would if I could find a bloody piece of headgear that would fit my oversized noggin. I hate seeing people in cool hats because I know I can never wear one :(
I too have a plus sized noggin, but I've always had luck finding large hats at The Village Hatshop. Tons of styles, and you can search by size.
 

North_Ranger

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Awww, thanks, Emrys, that's so sweet.
And thanks, Ash. But looking at the prices makes me balk a little; if I plan to cough up a good deal of money for a hat I want to try it on, too. To see if it fits, and to see if I look, at a bare minimum, okay in it.
 
Awww, thanks, Emrys, that's so sweet.
And thanks, Ash. But looking at the prices makes me balk a little; if I plan to cough up a good deal of money for a hat I want to try it on, too. To see if it fits, and to see if I look, at a bare minimum, okay in it.

They range from 20-50. I think that's pretty reasonable. Hell, a good baseball cap is 35 bucks.
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I can't even wear their 2x hats.
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I take that back, Sunbody hats come in an 8.

Yeah, I think 8 is as high as most hats go without some special order shit.
 
I guess what would help is to know what kind of hat styles you like. Baseball? Fedora? Newscap?

Big dudes tend to look good in fishing hats and newscaps.



Fedora's too...



Actually fuck it, NR. I want you to try your best to look like Brett Keisel.

 
I guess what would help is to know what kind of hat styles you like. Baseball? Fedora? Newscap?

Big dudes tend to look good in fishing hats and newscaps.
I second the flat cap recommendation. I have an okay cotton one from Dorfman Pacific Company's Scala Classico line (3XL) and an excellent wool one from Dockers that both look great on me.

Then again, considering North's location, maybe an ushanka is more in line? :D

 

North_Ranger

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Who the bloody hell is this Brett Keisel you speak of?
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I second the flat cap recommendation. I have an okay cotton one from Dorfman Pacific Company's Scala Classico line (3XL) and an excellent wool one from Dockers that both look great on me.

Then again, considering North's location, maybe an ushanka is more in line? :D

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Did you just offer a Finn to wear a Soviet hat?
Also, no thanks. There's a reason why those hats are sometimes called karhunvittu ('bear pussy'). I'm imagining the smell after a winter or two will prove worthy of that name. Also, it's almost summer here so that's way too hot to wear.
 
I too have a plus sized noggin, but I've always had luck finding large hats at The Village Hatshop. Tons of styles, and you can search by size.
They have sections for Indiana Jones hats, viking helmets, and top hats.

I can buy an indiana jones hat, and declare that my viking helmet belongs in a museum.

This is a thing I could do.
 
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I guess what would help is to know what kind of hat styles you like. Baseball? Fedora? Newscap?

Big dudes tend to look good in fishing hats and newscaps.
Yeah just look at how great George R. R. Martin looks in his fisherman's hat!
 
Just do me a favor and bend the bill and take off the labels before you wear it.

Dear douchebags,
keeping the stickers on your baseball cap doesn't make you look tough, it makes you look cheap.
signed,
A Baseball fan.
 
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