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I was driving to work today and I got behind a car (of indeterminate make due to my not knowing how to identify cars) which had the license plate that read:

LSTR NME


Now, I immediately went to "Lister Name" but that doesn't make much sense.

What do YOU guys think it means?

Lister's Enemy?

L lil

str strength

n in

me ?

lil' strength in me?

Really this was his plan the whole time. Get a nonsensical plate and bug people with it all day. You just got IRL trolled.

Listerine me.

Lester Name?

I'm now going off the idea that the last word does indeed stand for Enemy. But nothing makes sense with the first word.

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Wait! Could it be...Lester & Me?

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AUGH!

I think Lester n' Me.

Someone's going to come into Dave's office later today after he doesn't show up for the meeting, and there'll just be paper covering the walls with variations of what this might mean.

the only word Dave will be able to say is "LSTRNME" over and over again. He'll be covered in blood, but it won't be his and no one will know why.

This makes me want to pick a bunch of random letters for a custom licence plate just to annoy people.

Lost her name

The Lovely Boner said:

Lost her name

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Ooh! That's good!

Haha, I agree with Chuck on this one.

Man, I wish my cell phone took better pics. Back in May on my road trip, this guy was driving around New Mexico with the license plate "POOLANES"

Ah fond memories of my Camaro's vanity plate: ssa ecin

Shakey said:

This makes me want to pick a bunch of random letters for a custom licence plate just to annoy people.

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heh.. It beats having other stuff on your plate. This forum could drive me insane with the same tire old jokes and discussions.

Louisiana State Troopers "R" the Enemy.

Ooh! That gives me an idea for one of the monthly contests!

Gusto said:

Listerine me.

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I was thinking the same think when I first saw it :laugh:




There is a site with the name LSTR.net it is a site for a guy named Greg Lester.

Of course there is also a company called LandStar System Inc. that shortens there name to LSTR. They provide transportation services.

NME is a Music magazine in the UK.

Or NME could stand for Nissan Motorsport Europe, a British based motorsport arm of Nissan Motors.

The Lovely Boner said:

Lost her name

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Sounds like my prom night!

Chibibar said:

This forum could drive me insane with the same tire old jokes and discussions.

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You're talking about me aren't you

I prefer Listerine Me. The driver has halitosis.

"LSTR NME" doesn't show up on a google search.

However, Lester Enemy shows up as being a real name.

Gusto said:

Listerine me.

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That was my guess too.

That, or "Lester n' Me".

Its probably Lester n' Me.

This is quite clearly an anagram of "Stremln" which, of coarse, is Scandinavian for "Honk if you're horny."

I hate plates like LSTR NME. The owners think they're so fucking cleaver, yet no one can figure it out.


I'm pretty sure it's 'Alister and Me or Lester and Me" I fucking hate it. It's probably not even meant to be anything. Just some old people's vanity plate wither their initials or some shit.


So anyway, here's my list reiterated:

Camaro's: ssa ecin
Jeep: nod ores

**** edited **** I was going to post my current plate, but then I remembered Mav.

I love vanity plates!

I figure it stands for 'Lister Enemy,' though what he has against "Red Dwarf," I don't know.

Also, on the topic of custom plates...this.

--Patrick

Chazwozel said:

So anyway, here's my list reiterated:

Camaro's: ssa ecin
Jeep: nod ores

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So are we supposed to guess what they mean? Ok

Jeep:
No odorves
Nod OR ELSE!!:mad2:
No dunking Oreos

Camero:
Salsa Everyone check it now
Yeah I got nothing

Rovewin;338871][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

So anyway, here's my list reiterated:

Camaro's: ssa ecin
Jeep: nod ores

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So are we supposed to guess what they mean? Ok

Jeep:
No odorves
Nod OR ELSE!!:mad2:
No dunking Oreos

Camero:
Salsa Everyone check it now
Yeah I got nothing [/QUOTE]

Camaro: nice ass (backward)

Jeep: No Doors (as in take off your doors if you drive a wrangler)

I just saw another one today, but this time I had the opportunity to ask what it said.

The plate read:

I LUV2ICH

The only thing I could get out of it was "I Love to Itch". So the guy was in line in front of me and I HAD to ask. See if you can figure it out without looking at the answer in the spoiler tag...

I think it also means I love to touch. Don't let this man teach your kids.

Even though it didn't make much sense I figured out that it was "I Love to Teach" before clicking on the spoiler you listed.

DEEZNUTZ I happened to see on a plate last year. That one had me cracking up.

Shannow said:

DEEZNUTZ I happened to see on a plate last year. That one had me cracking up.

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You should get DOZENUTZ and have a club!

Whatz a 'ut' and how much do 12 cost?

*shakes head* puns. It's like they suck the air out of a room.

ElJuski said:

*shakes head* puns. It's like they suck the air out of a room.

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How about a visual pun?