Bah! When I was a kid it wasn't hot until the temperatures broke 100! Didn't get REALLY hot until it broke 120. We couldn't take our crayons outside because they'd melt if we dropped them on the sidewalk! Ice cream? Better eat it inside if you don't like Neapolitan soup. Couldn't ride our bikes cause the tires would stick to the street. We'd get sunburns walking from the car to the supermarket. And when we got back to the car to go home? We couldn't touch the seatbelt buckle, steering wheel, or gear shift with bare hands or we'd burn ourselves! I'd go to a friend's house to swim and the water would be like a tepid bath and once we'd get into the water we'd have to stay there until the late afternoon when the cool deck was finally covered in shadow or we'd get second degree burns on our feet! You think breezes are nice on a hot day? Not when it's 120, then it just feels like Satan's hot farts scorching your face!
And you know what? THAT'S what summer really is!