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I had a good run. But Alligators run faster.

How about you?

http://www.hukkubandar.com/dapp/

I will die saving an innocent's life.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

I will die saving an innocent's life.

--Patrick

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There is no innocence--only degrees of guilt.

Then I will apparently die saving the life of someone with zero degrees of guilt.

--Patrick

I have no problem with this.

Thanks Obama!

...Now where the heck are those damn weasels?!

I will die by heartattck while sleeping.

Which seems right,since my family has a history of heart attacks.

This raises more questions than it answers.

This seems about right.

Ravenpoe said:

This seems about right.

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I, eh, can state from experience that won't kill you.

I blame @ThatNickGuy.

It was really Superboy-Prime.

Well OBVIOUSLY

Celt Z said:

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This raises more questions than it answers.

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sixpackshaker said:

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And only a year later than Terrik. Wonder if it will be the same shark... And you'll meet in his stomach. "Hi." "Hi."

Bubble181 said:

...Now where the heck are those damn weasels?!

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Celt Z said:

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I'll be your girlfriend.

Emrys said:

You stay away from my weasels with your nekkid self.

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Sheesh, go through all the trouble of sending newspaper clippings back in time to accustom people to the thought, still get yelled at. Why do I even bother?

Hylian said:

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I love that they specified the type of hummer. I guess an H3 would have only maimed you.

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Bubble181 said:

I, eh, can state from experience that won't kill you.

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Depends on the bottle, my friend.



--Patrick

And on the time frame, I suppose. Those bottles aren't rare here at all, and it was those I meant

Maybe it includes consuming the actual bottles in addition to what they contain.

Welp, as a starving author, this doesn't surprise me at all.
[DOUBLEPOST=1422482157,1422481881][/DOUBLEPOST]And out of curiosity, I tried Dill. I chose 2004 as his birth since that's when I first wrote The Altruist novella where he made his first appearance. Which also made me realize, "Holy crap, Dill is ten years old!"

Huh. Looks like Dill will be bought out by Marvel at some point.

Celt Z said:

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Especially the question of if it's the reader's girlfriend or if this tombstone was presented to someone you know by a mysterious engraver who has to solve crimes with his gift of foresight...

Oh, and here's mine.

...Well, yeah, when you're 98 just about anything could crush you.

Emrys said:

I'll be your girlfriend.

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Yay!...wait, does this mean you want to poison me?

....S..Shego, is that you?

Looks like I have something in common with Dill

Struck by a missile!

blotsfan said:

Looks like I have something in common with Dill

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HA! At least Dill's got almost an extra 20 years before Tony decides to tank missile him.

Pssh, accident. Hail Hydra!

What an awful way to die.

I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.

Yoshimickster said:

I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.

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It worked out just fine, just too bad you gave her silver dentures....

WasabiPoptart said:

What an awful way to die.

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She died...exactly how she lived...

Null said:

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Three years before you.

There's a reason you don't put bananas in the refrigerator.

I fully expect to be eaten by weasels.

Yoshimickster said:

I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.

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Know any hot, single praying mantises?

Emrys said:

I fully expect to be eaten by weasels.

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Obviously, but before or after your death?

ThatNickGuy said:

Know any hot, single praying mantises?

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...in an area near you!

I'm kinda disappointed with my boring death.

I'd prefer boring. And later.

UM, I don't think so! Nate and I are debt free - we paid for college out of pocket!!! We worked so hard to pay everything there's nothing for me to commit suicide for.


Oh...yeah, that seems more likely.

Oh dear.

WasabiPoptart said:

Oh dear.
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Just be as unsuccessful as possible and you'll be fine.

Terrik said:

Just be as unsuccessful as possible and you'll be fine.

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And uncute!

She was successful at being cute. That's why she had to go.

@LittleKagsin convinced me to check out this thread, and like her I did both my real name and my screen name:


Damn, I guess I have poor taste in women...


Not even sure what to make of this one.

Hopefully I at least put up a good fight...

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@LittleKagsin convinced me to check out this thread, and like her I did both my real name and my screen name:

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Damn, I guess I have poor taste in women...

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Not even sure what to make of this one.

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Never start dating a guy named Sherlock.

Bubble181 said:

Never start dating a guy named Sherlock.

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no shit

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@LittleKagsin convinced me to check out this thread, and like her I did both my real name and my screen name:

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Not even sure what to make of this one.

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I like to think the latter is something unexpected, like a hefty tome of the Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes falls off a shelf and brains you.

Poor Cuppy Stephen Harper really does hate me![DOUBLEPOST=1422577132,1422576985][/DOUBLEPOST]I was on my phone for my original one and couldn't copy.

Today it says:

Chad Sexington said:

I like to think the latter is something unexpected, like a hefty tome of the Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes falls off a shelf and brains you.

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Which would be extra ironic, since I'm reading that in eBook format...

Well if you've got one of those really really thick and heavy tablets...

At least I'm not the first one to go anymore.

DarkAudit said:

At least I'm not the first one to go anymore.

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Don't worry, when I popped in my real name, I got 2017. Oops.

Bubble181 said:

Don't worry, when I popped in my real name, I got 2017. Oops.

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Bubble, I don't know to tell you this, but owls don't really live for very long.

Terrik said:

Bubble, I don't know to tell you this, but owls don't really live for very long.

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Hey, according to Wikipedia barn owls live to be...err...a record...of...ehh, 25 years old? I'm only 30 I tell you! I'm too young to go!

Huh...

[DOUBLEPOST=1422658029,1422657986][/DOUBLEPOST]Huh... again... My deaths are so violent.

You will be well travelled though?

Squidleybits said:

You will be well travelled though?

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Or you know... don't get the Russian mafia mad at me and travel to Brazil in 2059

CrimsonSoul said:

Or you know... don't get the Russian mafia mad at me and travel to Brazil in 2059

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You wake up one night to 4 men grabbing you and putting a bag over your head. As your aged body struggles against them, there's a sharp blow on the back of your head. When you regain consciousness, your groaning prompts your captors to yank off the bag.

"So, you theenk you escape us, yes? Thet you not hef to peyingk your debt?"

A second man squints at you, then hurriedly speaks russian in the first man's ear.

The first man agitatedly whispers back in russian. Then turns to you.

"Eym sorry frent. Seems to be kess of meestaken idyentity, eh?" He unties your wrists. "You can go."

As you groggily stumble out into the light, you are shocked to find it warm and balmy outside despite the fact that it is early February. Your confusion slowly coalesces into realization when, high upon a nearby mountain, you see the enormous statue of Christ the Redeemer.

Meanwhile inside, in russian -

"(Genndy, did you remember to tell Dimitri to stand down from watching for escape..?)"

"BLYAT!"

As Genndy reaches for his cell phone, there is the crack of a Dragunov rifle.

"...oops."

82, I can handle that. Gonna have to figure out what this "Googling" is though..

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82, I can handle that. Gonna have to figure out what this "Googling" is though..

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Today, it means typing your name into Google.
In 2051, it's gotten a whole different meaning. And let me be the first to say, eww, you pervert.

Bubble181 said:

Today, it means typing your name into Google.
In 2051, it's gotten a whole different meaning. And let me be the first to say, eww, you pervert.

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See, with me, Googling myself today is just... useless. My surname is Brown and well, pretty much any name with Brown results in millions of matches, and ain't nobody got time for that.

If I google myself, the first result is actually about me. Odd, given that according to Facebook there's at least 5 others with the same full name out there - one of them in the (Christian) movie industry. Huzzah

Googling myself gets me somebody else's facebook, somebody else's twitter, and my own linkedin.

Also the websites for the stations where I work.

Oh for the heady days of decades ago when googling my name brought up my state finalist ranking in the Colorado state Bridge Building competition!

When I Google myself, I get results 1-20 of approximately eleventy billion.
When I Google my wife's extremely unusual first name, I read a story about a woman who was jailed for repeatedly stabbing her husband. We had a good laugh about that.

...I treat her nice anyway, so I have nothing to worry about, right?

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

When I Google myself, I get results 1-20 of approximately eleventy billion.
When I Google my wife's extremely unusual first name, I read a story about a woman who was jailed for repeatedly stabbing her husband. We had a good laugh about that.

...I treat her nice anyway, so I have nothing to worry about, right?

--Patrick

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See, with me, Googling myself today is just... useless. My surname is Brown and well, pretty much any name with Brown results in millions of matches, and ain't nobody got time for that.

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For some reason this post got "John Brown's Body" going through my head

Lisa Blair is one of the twin babies who was in Three Men and a Baby

That's what I get when I Google my name.

"Join AIM they said! They have good dental they said! You won't fight the Hulk they said."

Puny god...



Guess that's what I get for talking shit...

EVERYBODYCALMDOWN!!! LOOKHOWCALMIAAAAAMMMMM!!!!

When I Google me, I get too much information about me. That's why it sucks to have an unusual surname. I did contact a guy back in the early days of the web with the same full name, and the guy was a dick about it. "Oh gee wow two people have the same name. So glad you took the time to write me."

I guess I'm ok with either, although I would like to get a few more runs in the Ferrari first.




Which is pretty impressive for being 93 at the time!

That second one can read so different with one little comma. "You will die, saving many lives."

Sparhawk said:

That second one can read so different with one little comma. "You will die, saving many lives."

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Still impressive for being 93.

fade said:

When I Google me, I get too much information about me. That's why it sucks to have an unusual surname. I did contact a guy back in the early days of the web with the same full name, and the guy was a dick about it. "Oh gee wow two people have the same name. So glad you took the time to write me."

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So...Nega-Fade didn't like it?

I want to die dancing in a disco

Ooo, but what year? If you're born in 1985, and shot dead at Midnight of New Year's Eve 2036, would that make your tombstone say "1985-2036-37" on it?

For @Bubble181: That last tombstone has no year range on it, Times Square is the traditional location for one of the biggest NYEve celebrations in the world.

--Patrick