Pssh, accident. Hail Hydra!
[Thread Game] How will you die?
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Pssh, accident. Hail Hydra!
What an awful way to die.
I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.
I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.
It worked out just fine, just too bad you gave her silver dentures....
She died...exactly how she lived...
BananaHands
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There's a reason you don't put bananas in the refrigerator.
Know any hot, single praying mantises?
I knew it, figured that lycanthropy wouldn't work out.
I'm kinda disappointed with my boring death.
UM, I don't think so! Nate and I are debt free - we paid for college out of pocket!!! We worked so hard to pay everything there's nothing for me to commit suicide for.
Oh...yeah, that seems more likely.
Oh dear.
Just be as unsuccessful as possible and you'll be fine.
GasBandit
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And uncute!
figmentPez
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@LittleKagsin convinced me to check out this thread, and like her I did both my real name and my screen name:
Damn, I guess I have poor taste in women...
Not even sure what to make of this one.
Damn, I guess I have poor taste in women...
Not even sure what to make of this one.
Never start dating a guy named Sherlock.
B
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no shit
I like to think the latter is something unexpected, like a hefty tome of the Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes falls off a shelf and brains you.
Poor Cuppy
Stephen Harper really does hate me![DOUBLEPOST=1422577132,1422576985][/DOUBLEPOST]I was on my phone for my original one and couldn't copy.Today it says:
figmentPez
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Which would be extra ironic, since I'm reading that in eBook format...
Don't worry, when I popped in my real name, I got 2017. Oops.
Bubble, I don't know to tell you this, but owls don't really live for very long.
Hey, according to Wikipedia barn owls live to be...err...a record...of...ehh, 25 years old? I'm only 30 I tell you! I'm too young to go!
Huh...
[DOUBLEPOST=1422658029,1422657986][/DOUBLEPOST]Huh... again... My deaths are so violent.
You will be well travelled though?
Or you know... don't get the Russian mafia mad at me and travel to Brazil in 2059
GasBandit
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You wake up one night to 4 men grabbing you and putting a bag over your head. As your aged body struggles against them, there's a sharp blow on the back of your head. When you regain consciousness, your groaning prompts your captors to yank off the bag.
"So, you theenk you escape us, yes? Thet you not hef to peyingk your debt?"
A second man squints at you, then hurriedly speaks russian in the first man's ear.
The first man agitatedly whispers back in russian. Then turns to you.
"Eym sorry frent. Seems to be kess of meestaken idyentity, eh?" He unties your wrists. "You can go."
As you groggily stumble out into the light, you are shocked to find it warm and balmy outside despite the fact that it is early February. Your confusion slowly coalesces into realization when, high upon a nearby mountain, you see the enormous statue of Christ the Redeemer.
Meanwhile inside, in russian -
"(Genndy, did you remember to tell Dimitri to stand down from watching for escape..?)"
"BLYAT!"
As Genndy reaches for his cell phone, there is the crack of a Dragunov rifle.
"...oops."