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I Challenge Chaz To Be Cooler Than Fred Durst Thread

Mar 16, 2010#1

ElJuski

Whoever wins, we lose.

(Don't ask why the fuck I thought of you, Chaz, when I saw that Durst picture.)

Mar 16, 2010#2

Andromache

___

Mar 16, 2010#3

Chazwozel

ElJuski said:
Whoever wins, we lose.

(Don't ask why the fuck I thought of you, Chaz, when I saw that Durst picture.)

Oh God, I do look like him.

Mar 16, 2010#4

ElJuski

The real question, though, is are you COOLER than him.

Remember he did it all for the nookie, man.

Mar 16, 2010#5

Calleja

The real question is, though, are you cooler than him.

Yeah, that's better.

Mar 16, 2010#6

Chazwozel

ElJuski said:
The real question, though, is are you COOLER than him.

Remember he did it all for the nookie, man.

He fucked Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Christina Aguilera plus he wrote fabled songs such as Break Stuff and uh... well I forget most rap-metal stuff... KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!

How can I possibly compete with him? He embodies the entirety of the year 1999, while I'm just a science nerd.

Mar 16, 2010#7

Shannow

...that House episode made me laugh and laugh and laugh at his desperation

Mar 16, 2010#8

ThatNickGuy

Durst once flew all the way to Toronto, met with Avril Lavigne and assumed she'd put out just because he flew all that way.

True story. Can Chaz top that?

Mar 17, 2010#9

Chazwozel

ThatNickGuy said:
Durst once flew all the way to Toronto, met with Avril Lavigne and assumed she'd put out just because he flew all that way.

True story. Can Chaz top that?

No, I can't.

Mar 17, 2010#10

ElJuski

Tapped from the same AVC article I pulled that picture from, who pulled from some stupid memoir of some chick who blew him, Fred Durst once told a girl "If you make me cum I will marry you".

Marriage didn't happen

Mar 17, 2010#11

Chazwozel

Wait, I am cooler than Fred Durst. I've mastered using a Mass Spec machine in 2 months time where it takes a normal human about 8-10 months.

..wait...no no I'm still a nerd... oh well, at least my douchebag level is atom sized compared to his.

Mar 17, 2010#12

Dave

No it's not.

Mar 17, 2010#13

Chazwozel

Dave said:
No it's not.

I may be an asshole, but I'm not a collar fipping, guido flexing, V-neck t-shirt wearing douchebag!

Mar 17, 2010#14

Krisken

Dave said:
No it's not.

Oh no. I'm happy to call Chaz on his moments, but he is right. Fred Durst is the king of D-baggery.

Mar 17, 2010#15

ElJuski

Oh there's no question whose the bigger douchebag.

I mean...

Yeah, no. No question.

Mar 17, 2010#16

Calleja

Welcome to the jungle, punk! Take a look around, it's limp bizkit fucking up your town!

Mar 17, 2010#17

Chazwozel

Mar 17, 2010#18

Calleja

That guy's torso can't be that shape naturally... it just can't.

Mar 17, 2010#19

ElJuski

Chaz, I'd also like to point out that Fred Durst said he covered "Faith" because the lyrics were so fucking gay.

CAN YOU TOP THAT

WELL

Mar 17, 2010#20

GasBandit

Calleja said:
That guy's torso can't be that shape naturally... it just can't.

Depends on your definition of "naturally." If by naturally, do you mean that if he lost some weight he'd retain that shape but smaller? Then no. But if by naturally, you mean "without use of cosmetic surgery," then yes, easily. Bear in mind he's probably jumping, and on the way down, and that's what a fat frame looks like in freefall/zero/negative G.

Mar 17, 2010#21

Chazwozel

I think so too, Gas. I think he's in mid flight back down to Earth and the spare tire velocity is still 0.

Mar 17, 2010#22

CynicismKills

Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

Mar 17, 2010#23

GasBandit

CynicismKills said:
Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

Aglets.

Their TRUE purpose... is sinister.

Mar 17, 2010#24

Iaculus

GasBandit;355673][QUOTE=CynicismKills said:
Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

Aglets.

Their TRUE purpose... is sinister.[/QUOTE]

Please... I go through everyone's trash.

Mar 17, 2010#25

Chazwozel

Alrighty, well, since this is devolving into a let's bash Chaz thread. Have at it you fucking pussies.

Mar 17, 2010#26

Calleja

You should be a proud baldy, Chazzy. You're beautiful just the way you are.

Mar 17, 2010#27

Espy

So wait, Chaz, do you do it all for the nookie? The nookie? The nookie?

Mar 17, 2010#28

Iaculus

Chazwozel said:
Alrighty, well, since this is devolving into a let's bash Chaz thread. Have at it you fucking pussies.

It is? I thought we were going on about antigravity flab and obscure Objectivist superher... ohhhh. Never mind, then.

Would you like your copy of Atlas Shrugged delivered by balloon, sir?

Mar 17, 2010#29